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Title: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 06:08:07 PM
their womminz?
JMV's gay biological reason isn't satisfying enough.
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Slim on May 06, 2009, 06:08:58 PM
Why are the titles of your threads always

so long?
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Hiro on May 06, 2009, 06:09:13 PM
cuz they want they dick suck  akudood;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Veal on May 06, 2009, 06:09:30 PM
Because girls are weak and want to be protected.
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 06:09:31 PM
Quote from: Slim on May 06, 2009, 06:08:58 PM
Why are the titles of your threads always

so long?
I enjoy long things.  giggle;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Daddy on May 06, 2009, 06:10:09 PM
uh from an evolutionary standpoint that is why. the bears will come nd eat the women and the genes won't be passed
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: famy on May 06, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
because youre whores
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on May 06, 2009, 06:10:09 PM
uh from an evolutionary standpoint that is why. the bears will come nd eat the women and the genes won't be passed
that doesn't explain males that cheat or manwhores |:
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Slim on May 06, 2009, 06:12:26 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 06, 2009, 06:09:31 PM
I enjoy long things.  giggle;

Then I bet you'd love me. giggle;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: ME## on May 06, 2009, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 06, 2009, 06:11:56 PM
that doesn't explain males that cheat or manwhores |:


women get boring so they go to find more
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Selkie on May 06, 2009, 06:18:37 PM
Because they are weak and very susceptible to rape/muggings/etc.
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: CutLess on May 06, 2009, 06:21:04 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 06, 2009, 06:13:14 PM
women get boring so they go to find more


This.

The thing is, love doesn't actually exist.  We love people because we think they're features might cancel out our negative ones in our children (even if you consciously say you don't want children, you unconsciously do).  Because we all have lots of "negative" features, we fall in love with lots of people, and because we fall in love with lots of people, we cheat, have sex, and make babies with lots of people.

Also, why the hell would men not want to be protective of women?
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Dullahan on May 06, 2009, 06:32:51 PM
Quote from: Slim on May 06, 2009, 06:08:58 PM
Why are the titles of your threads always

so long?
Because, Slim. Everybody has a different style in the way they make their titles.
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Socks on May 06, 2009, 06:38:09 PM
Because they feel that they have to, and most don't totally object to this notion. Whatever it's drawbacks, the wominz must be impressed.  akudood;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 06:40:28 PM
Quote from: Socks on May 06, 2009, 06:38:09 PM
Because they feel that they have to, and most don't totally object to this notion. Whatever it's drawbacks, the wominz must be impressed.  akudood;
It pisses me off. akudood;

Unless they fight with someone.  happydood;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Commander Fuckass on May 06, 2009, 06:41:16 PM
so the wominz feel safer when she goes to fix her man a sammich
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: snorkel on May 06, 2009, 06:43:09 PM
because most people aren't carefree enough to simply risk losing something important to them

same reason you don't just go "eh" when someone tries to take yo money
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: wziard on May 06, 2009, 06:43:09 PM
because most people aren't carefree
well that explains everything  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: luna on May 06, 2009, 06:47:18 PM
LIFE ISNT A SHOUJO ANIME

US GIRLS CAN PROTECT OURSELVES  madood;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Veal on May 06, 2009, 06:49:27 PM
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 06:47:18 PM
LIFE ISNT A SHOUJO ANIME

US GIRLS CAN PROTECT OURSELVES  madood;

But don't you like a manly manny man man to make you feel safe and wrap his hairy muscles around you?
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: luna on May 06, 2009, 06:55:14 PM
no im a lesbian
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Tri4se on May 06, 2009, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 06:55:14 PM
no im a lesbian

But don't you like a manly manny man woman to make you feel safe and wrap her hairy muscles around you?
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Socks on May 06, 2009, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 06, 2009, 06:40:28 PM
It pisses me off. akudood;


Well it turns her on.  akudood;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Veal on May 06, 2009, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 06:55:14 PM
no im a lesbian

That's good because I'm half-girl.
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 07:01:55 PM
Quote from: Socks on May 06, 2009, 07:00:40 PM
Well it turns her on.  akudood;
But you're not JMV.  happydood;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: luna on May 06, 2009, 07:18:00 PM
Quote from: Tri4se on May 06, 2009, 06:57:58 PM
But don't you like a manly manny man woman to make you feel safe and wrap her hairy muscles around you?

i appreciate some manly dyke arms wrapped around waist and her manhands stroking my hair  giggle;

veal will you be my woman  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: snorkel on May 06, 2009, 07:19:15 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 06, 2009, 06:44:08 PM
well that explains everything  cjlubdoods;


it's good to not be completely carefree
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Slim on May 06, 2009, 07:23:22 PM
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 07:18:00 PMveal will you be my woman  cjlubdoods;


I'm sure you're not the first person to ask him that.
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Nyerp on May 06, 2009, 07:30:17 PM
because fucking is only 3/4 the fun if the woman is dead saddood;
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 06, 2009, 07:31:35 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on May 06, 2009, 07:30:17 PM
because fucking is only 3/4 the fun if the woman is dead saddood;
you need to reverse that fraction spam;

[spoiler]i feel dirty akudood;[/spoiler]

Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: prankster283 on May 06, 2009, 08:50:29 PM
I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Why do males have the need to protect
Post by: Classic on May 08, 2009, 08:17:30 AM
I must be protected...