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Poll
Question: Have you participated in 'Oral sex'?
Option 1: omg yes votes: 7
Option 2: no votes: 19
Title: eeeeew gross
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 06:59:12 AM
ok so in the computer lab i was looking up some stats right and there was one about oral sex.
it said 1 out of 3 teens do it, so i asked the girl next to me if she done it and she said "uuh yeah :|"

keep in mind that she's fat and disgusting and i was just like, "oh god ;_;"

Also for JMV: It needs to be in the years of 12-25, sicko. :|
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Skylark on May 06, 2009, 07:36:49 AM
I wouldn't have guessed it was that many. Wow!
And I haven't
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: strongbad on May 06, 2009, 07:39:37 AM
That's believable.
But I haven't ;-;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Bolivian Army on May 06, 2009, 08:24:41 AM
guys what's so bad about smooching?  baddood;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: l a c e y on May 06, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
haha yes, a lot of people have.
i don't really know many people that haven't.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Thyme on May 06, 2009, 12:04:00 PM
I'd love to give it. Receiving is probably enjoyable. hocuspocus;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 06, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
lol ;_;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 12:43:29 PM
Quote from: Skylark on May 06, 2009, 07:36:49 AM
I wouldn't have guessed it was that many. Wow!
And I haven't
Would you like to later on tonight?
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 06, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
i've never even been kissed spam;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 06, 2009, 12:57:55 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 06, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
i've never even been kissed spam;


lol me too :[
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Nyerp on May 06, 2009, 01:02:30 PM
Quote from: Thyme on May 06, 2009, 12:04:00 PM
I'd love to give it. Receiving is probably enjoyable. hocuspocus;


wait what
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Bolivian Army on May 06, 2009, 01:05:34 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on May 06, 2009, 01:02:30 PM
wait what


Thyme is quite the cunning linguist.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Nyerp on May 06, 2009, 01:13:05 PM
Quote from: Bolivian Army on May 06, 2009, 01:05:34 PM
Thyme is quite the cunning linguist.


ohhhhhhhhhhhh

oh

lol
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: snorkel on May 06, 2009, 03:00:34 PM
only 1 in 3?
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Daddy on May 06, 2009, 03:01:30 PM
I resent this.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 06, 2009, 03:48:18 PM
I hate being the receiver of oral.

Giving it, on the other hand... <3
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on May 06, 2009, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 03:48:18 PM
I hate being the receiver of oral.


shut up you bragging bitch <3
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 06, 2009, 04:11:26 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 06, 2009, 04:10:40 PM
shut up you bragging bitch <3

I'm not bragging. I was bored through the process.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on May 06, 2009, 04:12:45 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 04:11:26 PM
I'm not bragging. I was bored through the process.


;)
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 06, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 06, 2009, 04:12:45 PM
;)

It was enjoyable for a few minutes. ;)
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on May 06, 2009, 04:15:08 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
It was enjoyable for a few minutes. ;)


how big was he ;)
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 06, 2009, 04:17:34 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 06, 2009, 04:15:08 PM
how big was he ;)

That's private information. ;)



Maybe he just wasn't good at giving head. Maybe Lacey could teach him. n_u
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 06, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 04:17:34 PM
That's private information. ;)



Maybe he just wasn't good at giving head. Maybe Lacey could teach him. n_u


obv. shes an expert
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 06, 2009, 04:25:03 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 06, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
obv. shes an expert

What about you? ;)
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: psychopickle on May 06, 2009, 04:26:27 PM
i can sex people just by talking to them

would this be considered oral sex
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 06, 2009, 04:30:34 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 04:25:03 PM
What about you? ;)


You know I'm not good at anything.  giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 06, 2009, 04:30:55 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 06, 2009, 04:30:34 PM
You know I'm not good at anything.  giggle;

You know that's not true.  giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 06, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 04:30:55 PM
You know that's not true.  giggle;


You're too kind.  giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 06, 2009, 04:41:51 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 06, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
You're too kind.  giggle;

giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Mettalik on May 06, 2009, 04:57:14 PM
the gay in this thread is slowing down other boards
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Thyme on May 06, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 06, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
lol ;_;


I like how your post comes right after mine. maps;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: l a c e y on May 06, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 04:17:34 PM
That's private information. ;)



Maybe he just wasn't good at giving head. Maybe Lacey could teach him. n_u


hahaha.
the greatest thing in the world would be getting paid for teaching people how to give good head.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 05:52:46 PM
Quote from: laylay on May 06, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
hahaha.
the greatest thing in the world would be getting paid for teaching people how to give good head.

You can practice by speading jmv's closed legs--which he rarely spreads out--and licking his sweaty nut sack and slowly go up to his dick! n____n
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: l a c e y on May 06, 2009, 05:55:21 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 06, 2009, 05:52:46 PM
You can practice by speading jmv's closed legs--which he rarely spreads out--and licking his sweaty nut sack and slowly go up to his dick! n____n


lol no i'll be okay.
besides that's your job lol.

Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2009, 05:56:35 PM
Quote from: laylay on May 06, 2009, 05:55:21 PM
lol no i'll be okay.
besides that's your job lol.


No...

it's our job from now on.  :3
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: prankster283 on May 06, 2009, 08:58:05 PM
1 in 3?

So if three people are in a room, there is a 100 % chance that one has cancer, one doesn't know where Jesus was bron and that one had oral sex.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: luna on May 06, 2009, 09:29:46 PM
ive never even kissed someone  giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Feynman on May 06, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 09:29:46 PM
ive never even kissed someone  giggle;


i've never even hugged someone bassir;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Slim on May 06, 2009, 09:34:35 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 06, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
i've never even hugged someone bassir;


Yeah, but she's hot, so hers is more surprising.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Feynman on May 06, 2009, 09:35:44 PM
Quote from: Slim on May 06, 2009, 09:34:35 PM
Yeah, but she's hot, so hers is more surprising.


i know bassir;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: luna on May 06, 2009, 09:46:41 PM
im saving it for david archuleta  giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Skylark on May 06, 2009, 10:39:58 PM
what? that's a strange person...
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hiro on May 06, 2009, 10:41:57 PM
Hi i'm david archuleta
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: The artist formally known on May 06, 2009, 11:36:45 PM
boyah is less than normal, figures.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: superclucky on May 07, 2009, 06:59:24 AM
Quote from: reefer on May 06, 2009, 11:36:45 PM
boyah is less than normal, figures.
we are extremist conservatives
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Bolivian Army on May 07, 2009, 08:09:18 AM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 07, 2009, 06:59:24 AM
we are extremist conservatives

haha

weirdos
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Lotos on May 07, 2009, 05:37:25 PM
Never done it.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: CutLess on May 07, 2009, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 06, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
i've never even been kissed spam;

I have a gay friend who is a self-described whore - seriously, he's had sex like 40 different times, and he's not even 18.

Yet he's never kissed a guy.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: CutLess on May 07, 2009, 05:53:29 PM
I have a gay friend who is a self-described whore - seriously, he's had sex like 40 different times, and he's not even 18.

Yet he's never kissed a guy.


Jesus Christ.  akudood;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hensa on May 07, 2009, 07:05:19 PM
First and only try was with kaz  happydood;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hiro on May 07, 2009, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: Bubbie on May 07, 2009, 07:05:19 PM
First and only try was with kaz  happydood;
try...?
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 07:08:34 PM
Quote from: Hïro on May 07, 2009, 07:06:50 PM
try...?

AS IN, SHE GAVE HEAD
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 07, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
Quote from: CutLess on May 07, 2009, 05:53:29 PM
I have a gay friend who is a self-described whore - seriously, he's had sex like 40 different times, and he's not even 18.

Yet he's never kissed a guy.
how is that even possible akudood;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hiro on May 07, 2009, 07:15:39 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:08:34 PM
AS IN, SHE GAVE HEAD
I KNOW
BUT HOW DO YOU "TRY" TO GIVE HEAD
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 07:18:31 PM
Quote from: Hïro on May 07, 2009, 07:15:39 PM
I KNOW
BUT HOW DO YOU "TRY" TO GIVE HEAD

First time.


Jeeze, you can be so absent minded.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 07:21:17 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
how is that even possible akudood;


People normally don't kiss whores, just look how well that turned out for Vince Shlomi.  akudood;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 07:22:32 PM
I'M A WHORE. :'(
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hensa on May 07, 2009, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:21:17 PM
People normally don't kiss whores, just look how well that turned out for Vince Shlomi.  akudood;
it's like an unwritten rule not to kiss.

It's too personal.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 07:27:07 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:22:32 PM
I'M A WHORE. :'(


No you're not. :(
Quote from: Bubbie on May 07, 2009, 07:22:55 PM
it's like an unwritten rule not to kiss.

It's too personal.



That's what confuses me, if it's too personal to kiss somebody, wouldn't it be even more personal to hire a prostitute?  doodhuh;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: wawi on May 07, 2009, 07:27:31 PM
Only for a high price
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 07:28:43 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:27:07 PM
No you're not. :(

I'll never be good enough for you. :'(
Quote
That's what confuses me, if it's too personal to kiss somebody, wouldn't it be even more personal to hire a prostitute?  doodhuh;

I honestly feel the same way. n_n
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hensa on May 07, 2009, 07:31:10 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:27:07 PM
No you're not. :(

That's what confuses me, if it's too personal to kiss somebody, wouldn't it be even more personal to hire a prostitute?  doodhuh;
it's a show of affection.
You can have sex, but have no compassion or affection involved in it at all.

Kisses are saved for significant people, not clients ;3
It's like, you can show somebody a tour of your house but you're not going to lead them by the hand.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 07:34:57 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:28:43 PM
I'll never be good enough for you. :'( I honestly feel the same way. n_n


:(

And I hope most people would.  n_u


Quote from: Bubbie on May 07, 2009, 07:31:10 PM
it's a show of affection.
You can have sex, but have no compassion or affection involved in it at all.

Kisses are saved for significant people, not clients ;3
It's like, you can show somebody a tour of your house but you're not going to lead them by the hand.


I wouldn't give a random stranger a tour of my home.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hensa on May 07, 2009, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:34:57 PM
:(

And I hope most people would.  n_u


I wouldn't give a random stranger a tour of my home.  doodhuh;
even if they were willing to pay good money? n_u
Oh and let's not forget, your rent is due and the landlord isn't happy
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 07:39:34 PM
Quote from: Bubbie on May 07, 2009, 07:37:04 PM
even if they were willing to pay good money? n_u
Oh and let's not forget, your rent is due and the landlord isn't happy


Yes, I still wouldn't give a tour to some random person.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: superclucky on May 07, 2009, 07:39:50 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:27:07 PM
No you're not. :(

That's what confuses me, if it's too personal to kiss somebody, wouldn't it be even more personal to hire a prostitute?  doodhuh;
No, because you throw all of that away. ~_^
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hensa on May 07, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:39:34 PM
Yes, I still wouldn't give a tour to some random person.
and by "landlord" I mean "pimp", and by "isn't happy" I mean "is about to beat the living shit out of you"



Tee hee  giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 07:49:45 PM
Quote from: Bubbie on May 07, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
and by "landlord" I mean "pimp", and by "isn't happy" I mean "is about to beat the living shit out of you"



Tee hee  giggle;


I wouldn't associate myself with such people to begin with.  baddood;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:49:45 PM
I wouldn't associate myself with such people to begin with.  baddood;

Oh. :'(
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Hensa on May 07, 2009, 07:51:35 PM
Now look what you did  :(
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 07:54:34 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:50:25 PM
Oh. :'(


I think she said pimps who wish that I was killed, not you. :[
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 07:55:34 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:54:34 PM
I think she said pimps who wish that I was killed, not you. :[

I'm a terrible person. :'(
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 07:57:03 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:55:34 PM
I'm a terrible person. :'(


how so? :(
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 07:57:03 PM
how so? :(

Because I've given head and I'm just another ho to you. n_n


Well, off to be with my gutter company.
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
Because I've given head and I'm just another ho to you. n_n


Well, off to be with my gutter company.


There's certainly a difference between doing something once and doing it constantly to people you barely know and/or are giving you money for it. :(
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 08:04:29 PM
There's certainly a difference between doing something once and doing it constantly to people you barely know and/or are giving you money for it. :(

Do you think I'm a whore? :'(
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Thyme on May 07, 2009, 08:10:26 PM
Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp. giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 08:10:50 PM
Quote from: Thyme on May 07, 2009, 08:10:26 PM
Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp. giggle;

Shhhh, our night was supposed to be a secret.  giggle;
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: ME## on May 07, 2009, 08:11:25 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 08:05:41 PM
Do you think I'm a whore? :'(


No. :[
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Classic on May 07, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 08:11:25 PM
No. :[

Okay.

People consider me undesirable and a blemish to society. n_n
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: Nyerp on May 08, 2009, 04:20:01 AM
you can all suck my dick
Title: Re: eeeeew gross
Post by: LCK on May 08, 2009, 05:55:00 AM
um yea i have lol

anyone remember my slide story?

good times