My Dad forces me to go to church despite my atheism, the fact that I'm nearly 18, and that I'm bloody tired from working all day. :(
I have to go tomorrow, how can I get out of it?
call the bomb squad
Shout facts during the sermon.
Kill yourself.
You're almost eighteen? @______________@
your dad makes me mad. baddood;
Quote from: Socks on April 25, 2009, 10:04:27 PM
Shout facts during the sermon.
I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!
And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!
Quote from: divaD on April 25, 2009, 10:05:09 PM
You're almost eighteen? @______________@
I'll be eighteen in a few months. >.<
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 10:09:19 PM
your dad makes me mad. baddood;
You have no idea. My Dad regularly forces this kind of stuff on me and I rarely even mention my atheism to him.
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:09:45 PM
I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!
And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!
That's when you tell them that nothing happens when they die. They wont even have the benefit of hindsight to see how pointless their life beliefs have been. Thus in death, as in life, they perpetuate ignorance.
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:12:10 PM
You have no idea. My Dad regularly forces this kind of stuff on me and I rarely even mention my atheism to him.
People should be able to chose what Religion they want even if its not a Religion.
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 10:14:04 PM
People should be able to chose what Religion they want even if its not a Religion.
Ugh. If only I could get that through to him, my Dad thinks that people shouldn't be able to. He even says that I'll be thanking him one day for making me go. He's even said that he thinks the right thing to do is to make your children go to church in order to "Instill the right moral values", as if not going to church made you a monster.
He's gonna be uber pissed when I have kids and give them the choice to believe in what they want. akudood;
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:19:16 PM
Ugh. If only I could get that through to him, my Dad thinks that people shouldn't be able to. He even says that I'll be thanking him one day for making me go. He's even said that he thinks the right thing to do is to make your children go to church in order to "Instill the right moral values", as if not going to church made you a monster.
He's gonna be uber pissed when I have kids and give them the choice to believe in what they want. akudood;
Your dad needs to be moved to a country that does not have the same religion he does and be forced to go to church.
too see how it feels!! baddood;
Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.
^___^
My mom forces me to church. I have Christian beliefs, but I'm not much for organized religion.
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:24:28 PM
Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.
^___^
XD
~_~
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 10:25:31 PM
XD
so funny!!!! xDD
<<____<;;
^__^_^_^
>>>__>
:D :D :D :D
lolol xD rorlffsglegwhilagghgdskj
fuck off and die lolololopl=[pwr;otghgshg ^_____^
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:24:28 PM
Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.
^___^
How'd I get on your bad side? saddood;
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:28:01 PM
How'd I get on your bad side? saddood;
everyone's on his bad side
except maybe veal baddood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 25, 2009, 10:29:42 PM
everyone's on his bad side
except maybe veal baddood;
That sure is a relief. Now I can forget the past and get on with my life. bassir;
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:28:01 PM
How'd I get on your bad side? saddood;
Because you just revealed that you're almost 18. You were more tolerable back when I thought you were only 13 or 14, but now I realize that you have no excuse. There's a point when all your angst has to start getting on my nerves.
;D
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 25, 2009, 10:29:42 PM
everyone's on his bad side
except maybe veal baddood;
veal??? lol
If that's the impression I was giving, I'm truly sorry for misleading you.
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:32:21 PM
Because you just revealed that you're almost 18. You were more tolerable back when I thought you were only 13 or 14, but now I realize that you have no excuse. There's a point when all your angst has to start getting on my nerves.
;D
veal??? lol
If that's the impression I was giving, I'm truly sorry for misleading you.
I'm angsty? How so? doodhuh;
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:33:19 PM
I'm angsty? How so? doodhuh;
lol
Just go back and re-read any thread you've ever made, including this one.
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:38:09 PM
lol
Just go back and re-read any thread you've ever made, including this one.
I don't see how I'm much different than anybody else on this forum. Is there some sort of major flaw in my personality or are you just overly-anal about people?
slim isn't overly anal. he isn't anal enough he only gives though
Slim is here.................................................................. seriousness is over here.
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:41:24 PM
I don't see how I'm much different than anybody else on this forum.
Unfortunately, I have to agree with you. Boyah is doomed to forever be a big circle-jerk for angsty teens. I come here for the voyeuristic pleasure that I derive from watching the orgy.
QuoteIs there some sort of major flaw in my personality or are you just overly-anal about people
Yeah, you're whiny and annoying--quite the flaw, in my opinion. Also, instead of brushing off what I said, you're questioning me and getting defensive, which is most likely indicative of some deep-seated insecurities on your part. Perhaps it's a bit presumptuous of me to make that inference, but my intuition is saying that I'm right on the mark.
Listen, just promise not to name me in your suicide note, and we can put all this behind us, okay?
My dad does the same shit to me.
Quote from: Paul on April 25, 2009, 10:59:59 PM
My dad does the same shit to me.
baawwwwww bawwww baaaaaw ;___;
Let's hope he brings out the belt next time.
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:55:09 PM
Unfortunately, I have to agree with you. Boyah is doomed to forever be a big circle-jerk for angsty teens. I come here for the voyeuristic pleasure that I derive from watching the orgy.
Yeah, you're whiny and annoying--quite the flaw, in my opinion. Also, instead of brushing off what I said, you're questioning me and getting defensive, which is most likely indicative of some deep-seated insecurities on your part. Perhaps it's a bit presumptuous of me to make that inference, but my intuition is saying that I'm right on the mark.
Listen, just promise not to name me in your suicide note, and we can put all this behind us, okay?
I can't be liked by everybody I suppose. There's plenty worse things that can happen to me than not being liked by somebody on a forum, so no biggie.
You're a minor, stfu?
Just sayin
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
I can't be liked by everybody I suppose. There's plenty worse things that can happen to me than not being liked by somebody on a forum, so no biggie.
k
Tell your dad that I want him to keep up the good work, alright?
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 11:16:33 PM
k
Tell your dad that I want him to keep up the good work, alright?
XD
Same way you bail out of school I suppose
Just stop going. That's what I did.
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 11:16:33 PM
k
Tell your dad that I want him to keep up the good work, alright?
Okey doke, but before I do that I figured I'd do you the same favor you did me by being brutally honest about what an angsty, whiny bitch I am.
You're an asshole. You're overly-anal, you come off as a cocky pseudo intellectual, a douchebag, and you get your kicks out of being a sarcastic douche.
Were you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 04:38:42 PMWere you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?
The latter, I'm afraid. And it's a dildo, by the way. It was a little too big for me to handle, apparently, but I forced it up there anyway and it ended up getting stuck--terribly tragic, I know.
Don't look down on me because of my accident, though. People like me can still lead full lives. I try not to let it hold me back too much.
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 04:38:42 PM
Okey doke, but before I do that I figured I'd do you the same favor you did me by being brutally honest about what an angsty, whiny bitch I am.
You're an asshole. You're overly-anal, you come off as a cocky pseudo intellectual, a douchebag, and you get your kicks out of being a sarcastic douche.
Were you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 04:38:42 PM
Okey doke, but before I do that I figured I'd do you the same favor you did me by being brutally honest about what an angsty, whiny bitch I am.
You're an asshole. You're overly-anal, you come off as a cocky pseudo intellectual, a douchebag, and you get your kicks out of being a sarcastic douche.
Were you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?
YEAH GIT 'IM
Either just don't go or put up with it.
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on April 26, 2009, 05:16:47 PM
Either just don't go or put up with it.
I don't know why we didn't think of that.
Cut off your penis
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 05:20:58 PM
I don't know why we didn't think of that.
Yeah well there's no point in worrying or making a big deal about it. He could just not go and take whatever crap he gets from his dad or he could go and put up with it. Obviously no matter what he does he's not going to like some aspect of it.
Anyways I was just giving my input on it.
Quote from: Houdini on April 26, 2009, 05:22:12 PM
Cut off your penis
You have to have one first before you can cut it off.
Quote from: Karel on April 26, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
I don't like you.
I already suggested that we ban him. Get with the times.
He's probably jmv's alt anyway.
well i would just tell him
Just be an asshole and constantly complain. It's what I did.
My parents never force me to go to church, I can just go whenever I feel like it. happydood;
Didn't someone here barricade themselves inside their room to avoid church?
Also, go suck a dick. baddood;
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 07:44:17 PM
Also, go suck a dick. baddood;
If that was directed toward me, I'm way ahead of you, man. ^__^
And I'm right behind you :D
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 07:51:46 PM
And I'm right behind you :D
Don't you mean on top of me? :D
Quote from: Cookie on April 26, 2009, 06:37:32 PM
Didn't someone here barricade themselves inside their room to avoid church?
Cameron, yes
I gave an idea to my mom to lie to the church to get monies.
We said our dad was dying from cancer, and it worked somehow. n___n
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 27, 2009, 06:55:47 AM
I gave an idea to my mom to lie to the church to get monies.
We said our dad was dying from cancer, and it worked somehow. n___n
:|
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 27, 2009, 07:10:20 AM
we cannot survive on white grapes for any longer ;____;
fix your computer, bia
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on April 27, 2009, 07:10:49 AM
fix your computer, bia
it's at a computer fixer...place
they said they would call on saturday
THEY SAID THEY WOULD, but they didn't ;_;
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 27, 2009, 07:12:45 AM
it's at a computer fixer...place
they said they would call on saturday
THEY SAID THEY WOULD, but they didn't ;_;
call that nigga back pronto
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:09:45 PM
I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!
And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!
"IM NOT LISTENING IN NOT LSITENING BLAHBLAH BLABABABABAGAGAGAGA"