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Title: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:03:16 PM
My Dad forces me to go to church despite my atheism, the fact that I'm nearly 18, and that I'm bloody tired from working all day.  :(

I have to go tomorrow, how can I get out of it?
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 10:03:49 PM
call the bomb squad
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 10:04:27 PM
Shout facts during the sermon.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Veal on April 25, 2009, 10:04:40 PM
Kill yourself.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2009, 10:05:09 PM
You're almost eighteen? @______________@
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 10:09:19 PM
your dad makes me mad. baddood;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:09:45 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 25, 2009, 10:04:27 PM
Shout facts during the sermon.
I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!

And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!

Quote from: divaD on April 25, 2009, 10:05:09 PM
You're almost eighteen? @______________@
I'll be eighteen in a few months.  >.<
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:12:10 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 10:09:19 PM
your dad makes me mad. baddood;
You have no idea. My Dad regularly forces this kind of stuff on me and I rarely even mention my atheism to him.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 10:13:38 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:09:45 PM
I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!

And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!


That's when you tell them that nothing happens when they die. They wont even have the benefit of hindsight to see how pointless their life beliefs have been. Thus in death, as in life, they perpetuate ignorance.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 10:14:04 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:12:10 PM
You have no idea. My Dad regularly forces this kind of stuff on me and I rarely even mention my atheism to him.


People should be able to chose what Religion they want even if its not a Religion.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:19:16 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 10:14:04 PM
People should be able to chose what Religion they want even if its not a Religion.

Ugh. If only I could get that through to him, my Dad thinks that people shouldn't be able to. He even says that I'll be thanking him one day for making me go. He's even said that he thinks the right thing to do is to make your children go to church in order to "Instill the right moral values", as if not going to church made you a monster.

He's gonna be uber pissed when I have kids and give them the choice to believe in what they want.  akudood;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 10:23:18 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:19:16 PM
Ugh. If only I could get that through to him, my Dad thinks that people shouldn't be able to. He even says that I'll be thanking him one day for making me go. He's even said that he thinks the right thing to do is to make your children go to church in order to "Instill the right moral values", as if not going to church made you a monster.

He's gonna be uber pissed when I have kids and give them the choice to believe in what they want.  akudood;


Your dad needs to be moved to a country that does not have the same religion he does and be forced to go to church.
too see how it feels!! baddood;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:24:28 PM
Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.

^___^
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Zach on April 25, 2009, 10:25:15 PM
My mom forces me to church. I have Christian beliefs, but I'm not much for organized religion.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 10:25:31 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:24:28 PM
Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.

^___^


XD
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 10:25:50 PM
~_~
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:27:33 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 10:25:31 PM
XD


so funny!!!! xDD
<<____<;;
^__^_^_^
>>>__>
:D :D :D :D
lolol xD rorlffsglegwhilagghgdskj

fuck off and die lolololopl=[pwr;otghgshg ^_____^
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:28:01 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:24:28 PM
Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.

^___^
How'd I get on your bad side?  saddood;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 25, 2009, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:28:01 PM
How'd I get on your bad side?  saddood;
everyone's on his bad side
except maybe veal baddood;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:30:42 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 25, 2009, 10:29:42 PM
everyone's on his bad side
except maybe veal baddood;
That sure is a relief. Now I can forget the past and get on with my life.  bassir;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:32:21 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:28:01 PM
How'd I get on your bad side?  saddood;


Because you just revealed that you're almost 18. You were more tolerable back when I thought you were only 13 or 14, but now I realize that you have no excuse. There's a point when all your angst has to start getting on my nerves.

;D

Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 25, 2009, 10:29:42 PM
everyone's on his bad side
except maybe veal baddood;


veal??? lol

If that's the impression I was giving, I'm truly sorry for misleading you.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:32:21 PM
Because you just revealed that you're almost 18. You were more tolerable back when I thought you were only 13 or 14, but now I realize that you have no excuse. There's a point when all your angst has to start getting on my nerves.

;D

veal??? lol

If that's the impression I was giving, I'm truly sorry for misleading you.
I'm angsty? How so?  doodhuh;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:38:09 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:33:19 PM
I'm angsty? How so?  doodhuh;


lol

Just go back and re-read any thread you've ever made, including this one.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:41:24 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:38:09 PM
lol

Just go back and re-read any thread you've ever made, including this one.
I don't see how I'm much different than anybody else on this forum. Is there some sort of major flaw in my personality or are you just overly-anal about people?
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 10:42:52 PM
slim isn't overly anal. he isn't anal enough he only gives though
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 10:44:38 PM
Slim is here.................................................................. seriousness is over here.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:55:09 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:41:24 PM
I don't see how I'm much different than anybody else on this forum.


Unfortunately, I have to agree with you. Boyah is doomed to forever be a big circle-jerk for angsty teens. I come here for the voyeuristic pleasure that I derive from watching the orgy.

QuoteIs there some sort of major flaw in my personality or are you just overly-anal about people


Yeah, you're whiny and annoying--quite the flaw, in my opinion. Also, instead of brushing off what I said, you're questioning me and getting defensive, which is most likely indicative of some deep-seated insecurities on your part. Perhaps it's a bit presumptuous of me to make that inference, but my intuition is saying that I'm right on the mark.

Listen, just promise not to name me in your suicide note, and we can put all this behind us, okay?
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Paul on April 25, 2009, 10:59:59 PM
My dad does the same shit to me.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 11:02:58 PM
Quote from: Paul on April 25, 2009, 10:59:59 PM
My dad does the same shit to me.


baawwwwww bawwww baaaaaw ;___;

Let's hope he brings out the belt next time.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 10:55:09 PM
Unfortunately, I have to agree with you. Boyah is doomed to forever be a big circle-jerk for angsty teens. I come here for the voyeuristic pleasure that I derive from watching the orgy.

Yeah, you're whiny and annoying--quite the flaw, in my opinion. Also, instead of brushing off what I said, you're questioning me and getting defensive, which is most likely indicative of some deep-seated insecurities on your part. Perhaps it's a bit presumptuous of me to make that inference, but my intuition is saying that I'm right on the mark.

Listen, just promise not to name me in your suicide note, and we can put all this behind us, okay?
I can't be liked by everybody I suppose. There's plenty worse things that can happen to me than not being liked by somebody on a forum, so no biggie.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Mettalik on April 25, 2009, 11:11:21 PM
You're a minor, stfu?


Just sayin
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 11:16:33 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
I can't be liked by everybody I suppose. There's plenty worse things that can happen to me than not being liked by somebody on a forum, so no biggie.


k

Tell your dad that I want him to keep up the good work, alright?
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 11:17:57 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 11:16:33 PM
k

Tell your dad that I want him to keep up the good work, alright?


XD
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 25, 2009, 11:20:04 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 11:17:57 PM
XD


So whose alt are you?
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 26, 2009, 12:32:38 AM
Same way you bail out of school I suppose
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Classic on April 26, 2009, 06:48:08 AM
Just stop going. That's what I did.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 26, 2009, 04:38:42 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 25, 2009, 11:16:33 PM
k

Tell your dad that I want him to keep up the good work, alright?
Okey doke, but before I do that I figured I'd do you the same favor you did me by being brutally honest about what an angsty, whiny bitch I am.

You're an asshole. You're overly-anal, you come off as a cocky pseudo intellectual, a douchebag, and you get your kicks out of being a sarcastic douche.

Were you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 26, 2009, 04:46:13 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 04:38:42 PMWere you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?


The latter, I'm afraid. And it's a dildo, by the way. It was a little too big for me to handle, apparently, but I forced it up there anyway and it ended up getting stuck--terribly tragic, I know.

Don't look down on me because of my accident, though. People like me can still lead full lives. I try not to let it hold me back too much.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 26, 2009, 04:47:37 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 04:38:42 PM
Okey doke, but before I do that I figured I'd do you the same favor you did me by being brutally honest about what an angsty, whiny bitch I am.

You're an asshole. You're overly-anal, you come off as a cocky pseudo intellectual, a douchebag, and you get your kicks out of being a sarcastic douche.

Were you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 26, 2009, 04:49:50 PM
Quote from: Casey on April 26, 2009, 04:47:37 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


xD
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 04:38:42 PM
Okey doke, but before I do that I figured I'd do you the same favor you did me by being brutally honest about what an angsty, whiny bitch I am.

You're an asshole. You're overly-anal, you come off as a cocky pseudo intellectual, a douchebag, and you get your kicks out of being a sarcastic douche.

Were you born with a dick up your ass, or did it become lodged up there by some sort of crazy accident?

YEAH GIT 'IM
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: don't let's on April 26, 2009, 05:16:47 PM
Either just don't go or put up with it.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 05:20:58 PM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on April 26, 2009, 05:16:47 PM
Either just don't go or put up with it.

I don't know why we didn't think of that.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Houdini on April 26, 2009, 05:22:12 PM
Cut off your penis
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: don't let's on April 26, 2009, 05:27:00 PM
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 05:20:58 PM
I don't know why we didn't think of that.
Yeah well there's no point in worrying or making a big deal about it. He could just not go and take whatever crap he gets from his dad or he could go and put up with it. Obviously no matter what he does he's not going to like some aspect of it.
Anyways I was just giving my input on it.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 26, 2009, 05:27:48 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 26, 2009, 05:22:12 PM
Cut off your penis


You have to have one first before you can cut it off.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Karel on April 26, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 11:17:57 PM
XD
I don't like you.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 26, 2009, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Karel on April 26, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
I don't like you.


I already suggested that we ban him. Get with the times.

He's probably jmv's alt anyway.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: j o e i n c on April 26, 2009, 05:37:28 PM
well i would just tell him
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Wrench on April 26, 2009, 06:27:48 PM
Just be an asshole and constantly complain. It's what I did.
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2009, 06:34:10 PM
My parents never force me to go to church, I can just go whenever I feel like it. happydood;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Cookie on April 26, 2009, 06:37:32 PM
Didn't someone here barricade themselves inside their room to avoid church?
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Josh on April 26, 2009, 07:44:17 PM
Also, go suck a dick.  baddood;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 26, 2009, 07:48:33 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 26, 2009, 07:44:17 PM
Also, go suck a dick.  baddood;


If that was directed toward me, I'm way ahead of you, man. ^__^
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 07:51:46 PM
And I'm right behind you :D
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Slim on April 26, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 07:51:46 PM
And I'm right behind you :D


Don't you mean on top of me? :D
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 27, 2009, 12:09:14 AM
Quote from: Cookie on April 26, 2009, 06:37:32 PM
Didn't someone here barricade themselves inside their room to avoid church?
Cameron, yes
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: superclucky on April 27, 2009, 06:55:47 AM
I gave an idea to my mom to lie to the church to get monies.
We said our dad was dying from cancer, and it worked somehow. n___n
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on April 27, 2009, 07:07:52 AM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 27, 2009, 06:55:47 AM
I gave an idea to my mom to lie to the church to get monies.
We said our dad was dying from cancer, and it worked somehow. n___n


:|
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: superclucky on April 27, 2009, 07:10:20 AM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on April 27, 2009, 07:07:52 AM
:|
we cannot survive on white grapes for any longer ;____;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on April 27, 2009, 07:10:49 AM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 27, 2009, 07:10:20 AM
we cannot survive on white grapes for any longer ;____;


fix your computer, bia
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: superclucky on April 27, 2009, 07:12:45 AM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on April 27, 2009, 07:10:49 AM
fix your computer, bia
it's at a computer fixer...place

they said they would call on saturday

THEY SAID THEY WOULD, but they didn't ;_;
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on April 27, 2009, 07:17:50 AM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 27, 2009, 07:12:45 AM
it's at a computer fixer...place

they said they would call on saturday

THEY SAID THEY WOULD, but they didn't ;_;


call that nigga back pronto
Title: Re: How to bail out of church?
Post by: Selkie on April 27, 2009, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:09:45 PM
I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!

And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!


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