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Title: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:28:03 PM
ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING STATE OF MIND

Oh shit, WHAT THE FUCK
SLOW MOTION YET SO CALMING
FUCKING FEELS GOOD MAN
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hocuspocus; hocuspocus; hocuspocus; hocuspocus;
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:29:26 PM
p.s. not drugs im crazy
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:28:03 PM
javascript:void(0);
you suck at emoticons  akudood;
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:29:26 PM
p.s. not drugs im crazy
don't hit me akudood;
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: l a c e y on April 25, 2009, 09:30:09 PM
did you make this yourself?
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 25, 2009, 09:31:11 PM
i'm so hot right now.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
you suck at emoticons  akudood;
YoU sUcK aT jAvAsCrIpT sO sTeP oFf

Quotedon't hit me akudood;
i'll hit me
Quote from: laylay on April 25, 2009, 09:30:09 PM
did you make this yourself?
yes
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 25, 2009, 09:31:31 PM
this does not make sense
i just don't know what to think
i am so confused


akudood;

Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 09:32:09 PM
I'm confused doodhuh;
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:32:22 PM
lol
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: l a c e y on April 25, 2009, 09:32:28 PM
well you did a very good job at it my love <3
ps. i'm bein a creep tonight.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 25, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
Quote from: guffdon't hit me akudood;

Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:31:21 PM
i'll hit me
hey arnold giggle;
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 25, 2009, 09:33:44 PM
oh
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:32:22 PM
You're black.


Thanks That made me feel less Confused. happydood;
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:34:04 PM
they be creepin yo
creepin my fuckin threads here
YO FUCKING CREEPIN
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: l a c e y on April 25, 2009, 09:34:20 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:34:04 PM
they be creepin yo
creepin my fuckin threads here
YO FUCKING CREEPIN


AND you love it.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: laylay on April 25, 2009, 09:34:20 PM
AND you love it.

booty boooty booty booty rocing everwir
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: l a c e y on April 25, 2009, 09:36:13 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:35:06 PM
booty boooty booty booty rocing everwir


let's go to a gay bar.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2009, 09:36:53 PM
Quote from: laylay on April 25, 2009, 09:36:13 PM
let's go to a gay bar.



why
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:37:13 PM
Quote from: laylay on April 25, 2009, 09:36:13 PM
let's go to a gay bar.

never never never again it fucking smelled like cat food and it was so fucking gay
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: l a c e y on April 25, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
Quote from: divaD on April 25, 2009, 09:36:53 PM
why


IT'S IN A SONG.

Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:37:13 PM
never never never again it fucking smelled like cat food and it was so fucking gay


haha, fine.
let's go to a techno rave and get fucked up.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 25, 2009, 09:37:42 PM
oh i got haiku mixed up with hentai.

my bad
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:38:31 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 09:33:53 PM
Thanks That made me feel less Confused.


Don't bring your feelings into this.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:38:31 PM
Don't bring your feelings into this.


I don't have feelings.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:40:03 PM
Quote from: Veal on April 25, 2009, 09:37:42 PM
oh i got haiku mixed up with hentai.

my bad
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/20/science/20walrus-600.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:40:45 PM
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on April 25, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
I don't have feelings.


Bet you have guns and hoe's though.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2009, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:40:03 PM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/20/science/20walrus-600.jpg)


what's wrong with his eye :[
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
Quote from: divaD on April 25, 2009, 09:41:19 PM
what's wrong with his eye :[
He is high
(http://animalsneedkisses.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/walrus-portrait.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 25, 2009, 09:41:50 PM
...
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 09:42:02 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 25, 2009, 09:40:45 PM
Bet you have guns and hoe's though.


Hells yeah!! :3
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 25, 2009, 09:42:06 PM
Quote from: divaD on April 25, 2009, 09:36:53 PM
why
why not :'(
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: l a c e y on April 25, 2009, 09:42:15 PM
just like you are?
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:43:05 PM
Quote from: laylay on April 25, 2009, 09:42:15 PM
just like you are?

(http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_09_walrus2.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 25, 2009, 09:44:02 PM
i'm so sick of seeing pictures of wilford brimley.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: Veal on April 25, 2009, 09:44:02 PM
i'm so sick of seeing pictures of wilford brimley.
(http://www.mnh.si.edu/exhibits/ocean%20views/gallery/HopkinsRalphLee_Walrus_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: l a c e y on April 25, 2009, 09:45:47 PM
JAMEJAME I DARE YOU TO STICK YOUR PENIS IN THERE!
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:46:27 PM
Quote from: laylay on April 25, 2009, 09:45:47 PM
JAMEJAME I DARE YOU TO STICK YOUR PENIS IN THERE!
(http://arnoldit.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/walrus.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2009, 09:47:25 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Erignathus_barbatus_1996-08-04.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:47:50 PM
(http://www.the-spine.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/WindowsLiveWriter/NatashaKaplinskyWowsLondonCrowdsWithFash_FB3/walrus_hat_thumb1.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 25, 2009, 09:47:56 PM
diabeetus
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 25, 2009, 09:48:16 PM
Quote from: µΩ on April 25, 2009, 09:40:03 PM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/20/science/20walrus-600.jpg)
i just want to pluck those whiskers out akudood;
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Lex Luthor on April 25, 2009, 09:48:30 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOKvonLrH8[/youtube]
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 09:48:52 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 25, 2009, 09:48:16 PM
i just want to pluck those whiskers out ugh akudood;
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2006/05/11/carwardine_walrus_470x350.jpg)
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2009, 09:50:39 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 25, 2009, 09:47:50 PM


(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/d/d3/LaughingOctopusMGS4.jpg)

that's the first thing i thought of when i saw her n_u
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2009, 10:21:45 PM
It is fucking one
In the morning I'm tired
I need fucking sleep
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Thyme on April 25, 2009, 10:27:21 PM
Quote from: guff on April 25, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
you suck at emoticons  akudood;


No sir, that's actually part of his poem.

James is so postmodern. <3
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2009, 10:28:21 PM
Quote from: Thyme on April 25, 2009, 10:27:21 PM
No sir, that's actually part of his poem.

James is so postmodern. <3
poems 4 post modern decay
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2009, 09:24:48 AM
i hate how you guys
ruin these cool haiku threads
within the third post
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:10:16 AM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2009, 09:24:48 AM
i hate how you guys
ruin these cool haiku threads
within the third post

5
8
5

what?
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2009, 10:11:18 AM
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:10:16 AM
5
8
5

what?


ruin 2
these 1
cool 1
haiku 2
threads 1

are you retarded
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:14:59 AM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2009, 10:11:18 AM
haiku 2

oh

i say "haiku" as highââ,¬Â¢ihââ,¬Â¢koo

Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2009, 10:11:18 AM
are you retarded

are you a touchy asshole
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2009, 10:16:12 AM
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:14:59 AM
oh

i say "haiku" as highââ,¬Â¢ihââ,¬Â¢koo


why would you do this akudood;
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:16:37 AM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2009, 10:16:12 AM
why would you do this akudood;

why not
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2009, 10:18:10 AM
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:16:37 AM
why not


because hai is pronounced high in both english and japanese so it's kind of hard to mess up the pronunciation
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:22:15 AM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2009, 10:18:10 AM
because hai is pronounced high in both english and japanese so it's kind of hard to mess up the pronunciation

Other words in english where "hai" is used:
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Samus Aran on April 26, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
Quote from: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:22:15 AM
Other words in english where "hai" is used:


uh, i wasn't leaning on real words

i was referring to the fact that if you go up to most people and ask how they would pronounce the sound "hai," most people would say "high" and the rest would say "hay."

It's just the way pretty much everyone pronounces it.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 26, 2009, 10:39:56 AM
Quote from: Kaz on April 26, 2009, 10:37:18 AM
i was referring to the fact that if you go up to most people and ask how they would pronounce the sound "hai," most people would say "high"

Well I haven't done that, which I guess is why I threw that extra syllable in there. I'm really sorry, it won't happen again.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: j o e i n c on April 26, 2009, 10:44:50 AM
Red winged jellysnap,
floating above boiling air
the king wakes in sap

another eats cloud
well below the ocean
a horse keeps looking on

vibrating blue squares
condescending brick  being layed
upon plastic knives

road of crumbling bricks
within sight blooming flower
two moons now and then

three drawn shapes in love
a meaning of which we put
all beliefs into

blue ladder white chair
three feet above white clouds
moving on into
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: LCK on April 26, 2009, 10:50:36 AM
what is this i'm not
good with computer help me
where am i oh no
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: CutLess on April 26, 2009, 10:53:06 AM
Down the stream we go
The past left; the future waits;
The now is too much.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: thezerofire on April 27, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
I wish I could write
I am kinda bad at this
well whatever man
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Skylark on April 27, 2009, 02:57:17 PM
I see the future
in this pair of glasses, worn
I am the glasses.
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 27, 2009, 03:07:04 PM
well gosh dang skylark
that was so frickin deep and
i think i might cry
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Skylark on April 27, 2009, 03:16:37 PM
well gosh dang veal
that was so frickin deep
i think i might cry
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Slim on April 27, 2009, 03:22:27 PM
well gosh dang emma
i find your poems erotic
i think i might cum
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 27, 2009, 04:12:52 PM
Quote from: Skylark on April 27, 2009, 03:16:37 PM
well gosh dang veal

FOUR
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Skylark on April 27, 2009, 04:15:38 PM
oh man I didn't even think about that  >.<
Title: Re: ANOTHER FUCKING HAIKU THRED
Post by: Veal on April 27, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
it's fine you just get a high-four from now on.