ill write a song about it
I can't find my eye drops.
Scars from a lion attack.
I ate all my shampoo.
afternoon at the zoo
down in hare krishna
a lion comes out of the blue
and whacks me in the jaw
(in the jaw)
whacks me in the jaw
yeah whacks me in the jaw
yeah whacks me in the jawwwwww
but that stout motherfucker didn't see it coming
at three the very next day
i snuck into the zoo, that motherfucker
and I am here to stay
here to stay
yeah here to stay
yeah here to stay
I hung that lion, hung him high
the morning after that
but now i'm wanted by the fbi
and that's the end of our chat
end of our chat
yeah end of our chat
end of our chat
Quote from: Cookie on April 21, 2009, 06:46:27 PM
I ate all my shampoo.
Shampoo,
Shampoo,
I wish you knew,
shampoo
shampoo
my love for you
Who are you, Drew Carey?
Quote from: Mettalik on April 21, 2009, 06:56:20 PM
Who are you, Drew Carey?
Drew Carey
Drew Carey
that fat fuck
Drew Carey
Quote from: divaD on April 21, 2009, 06:43:53 PM
I can't find my eye drops.
drop em in your eye
gonna make me cry
might as well just die
without eyedrops
as good as the finest pie,
I couldn't write this without a sigh,
might as well just die
without eyedrops
the nail on my desk is beginning to oxidize
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 21, 2009, 07:02:52 PM
the nail on my desk is beginning to oxidize
the oxidation on the nail goes round and round
round and round
round and round
the oxidation on the nail goes round and round
all the live long day
I'm writing a song about boyah.
Quote from: Walter on April 21, 2009, 07:06:52 PM
I'm writing a song about boyah.
rama shini noyii boyah
rami shina yono rana
rama shini noyii boyah
rami shina rono soyja
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Magic bus.
make a song about jamejame
guitars sound like boing
Quote from: Hareton on April 21, 2009, 07:31:21 PM
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thumbup;
The only person here who isn't fat is Bassir.
I wish I was hiiiiiiiggghh
Then they'll me
I wish I was hiiiiiiggghh
Then it'll all be alright
I wish I was hiiiiighhhhhhh
Quote from: Mettalik on April 27, 2009, 08:48:18 PM
I wish I was hiiiiiiiggghh
Then they'll me
I wish I was hiiiiiiggghh
Then it'll all be alright
I wish I was hiiiiighhhhhhh
good one bro.
Quote from: Mettalik on April 27, 2009, 08:48:18 PM
I wish I was hiiiiiiiggghh
Then they'll me
I wish I was hiiiiiiggghh
Then it'll all be alright
I wish I was hiiiiighhhhhhh
reminds me of something my father wrote it went something like this
when all is well and right in the world, then i am stoned
joeinc, should i write about tweed or blagojevich
Quote from: Slim on April 27, 2009, 04:56:53 PM
The only person here who isn't fat is Bassir.
slim lets be fat together ~_^