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Title: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: russell on April 17, 2009, 06:36:35 PM
not sure if "charlie horse" is a regional term, but courtesy urbandictionary for the unknowers:

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A sudden, abrupt, or spontaneous contraction of a muscle causing extreme pain persisting for a duration ranging from seconds to minutes resulting in residual discomfort and soreness in that muscle.


So anyway I was driving home today, moved my right leg (the one for driving) and got one in my calf. I was literally squirming in the seat in searing pain and had to slow down, stretch the leg out, and drive with the other foot temporarily
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2009, 06:38:35 PM
you know if you flex your hamstring back it will get really painful and be hard to move

is that a charlie horse because i can do that at will
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: ME## on April 17, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
I got one of those this morning, I moved my leg before I got up and I got one in my calf as well.
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Josh on April 17, 2009, 06:40:53 PM
I have a permanent charlie horse. If I so much as flex my calf it cramps up like a motha.
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: russell on April 17, 2009, 07:19:19 PM
I always get them in the arch of my foot (inorite  baddood;) when I'm masturbating
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Daddy on April 17, 2009, 07:25:33 PM
Quote from: wziard on April 17, 2009, 07:19:19 PM
I always get them in the arch of my foot (inorite  baddood;) when I'm masturbating
that happens to me at times though not really while beating my meat
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: superclucky on April 17, 2009, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 17, 2009, 07:25:33 PM
that happens to me at times though not really while beating my meat
i want your meat

also i get them after waking up
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: russell on April 17, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 17, 2009, 07:46:02 PM

also i get them after waking up



yes. nothing is worse than stumbling/falling out of bed and realizing a tense pain first thing in the morning
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: superclucky on April 17, 2009, 07:48:49 PM
Quote from: wziard on April 17, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
yes. nothing is worse than stumbling/falling out of bed and realizing a tense pain first thing in the morning
i tell myself i won't scream but i always let out a muffled scream because the pain is too intense
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: russell on April 17, 2009, 07:51:42 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 17, 2009, 07:48:49 PM
i tell myself i won't scream but i always let out a muffled scream because the pain is too intense


hot
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Tomboh on April 17, 2009, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: wziard on April 17, 2009, 07:19:19 PM
I always get them in the arch of my foot (inorite  baddood;) when I'm masturbating
this
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Classic on April 17, 2009, 11:08:59 PM
Charlie horse, cramps, it's all the same in Texas.

But I get them in my calfs if I don't stretch properly.
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: strongbad on April 17, 2009, 11:12:02 PM
Quote from: wziard on April 17, 2009, 07:19:19 PM
I always get them in the arch of my foot (inorite  baddood;) when I'm masturbating

YEAH SAME HERE
I just stretch my feet around too much and I always go too far. Oh god what a horrible feeling.
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: l a c e y on April 17, 2009, 11:43:11 PM
i thought a charlie horse was when someone like knees you or something in the side of the leg and it really hurts.
and whatever you're talking about are just cramps?...
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on April 18, 2009, 12:13:24 AM
That's strange. This has never happened to me.
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Selkie on April 18, 2009, 07:52:29 AM
I get that sometimes if I move my leg in a certain way. But I don't think it's a charlie horse. Just a painful nerve or muscle contraction.

I associate charlie horses with that pain when you work out the legs strenuously, like riding a bike up a hill or something.
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Walter on April 18, 2009, 08:19:51 AM
If I stretch my arm a certain way it happens SOMETIMES.
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Oh on April 18, 2009, 08:57:57 AM
Quote from: David on April 17, 2009, 11:12:02 PM
YEAH SAME HERE
I just stretch my feet around too much and I always go too far. Oh god what a horrible feeling.
Same here.  saddood;
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: YPrrrr on April 18, 2009, 11:04:03 AM
Quote from: wziard on April 17, 2009, 07:19:19 PM
I always get them in the arch of my foot (inorite  baddood;) when I'm masturbating
Oh that happens to me when I'm laying down a certain way... it feels like there's something moving around in there, but I guess it's just a cramp. Actually when I get them in my calves, it's always when I'm laying down too...
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Sam on April 18, 2009, 12:17:20 PM
I get muscle spasms in my toes a couple times a week. Don't think they really count as charlie horses though. :(
Title: Re: worst time ever to get a charlie horse
Post by: Sam on April 18, 2009, 12:20:34 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 18, 2009, 11:04:03 AM
Oh that happens to me when I'm laying down a certain way... it feels like there's something moving around in there, but I guess it's just a cramp. Actually when I get them in my calves, it's always when I'm laying down too...

It's because your muscles are attempting to relax and if they happen to extend in a way that some other muscles don't like you get a problem. 

The muscle spasms I get in my feet are strong enough to turn my second toe completely under my big toe and separate it from the rest of my toes. It's SO painful and lasts like 5-15 minutes. :\