with baking soda
and washed my teeth with it
it's extremely salted--like jizz--but it cleans your mouth oh so perfectly cjlubdoods;
you can even see the filthiness flush right out n_____n
other than cleaning it has no other benefits so you have to freshen up with some herbal extracts akudood;
oh also post things that you tried and turned out to be actually really great that you did so
how misleading
cum isn't as salty as people say it is.
Quote from: lacette on April 11, 2009, 03:19:56 PMcum isn't as salty as people say it is.
Mine is.
Maybe I could show you sometime. <3
Quote from: Slim on April 11, 2009, 03:24:59 PM
Mine is.
Maybe I could show you sometime. <3
alright sounds like fun.
I like to experiment with different shower head settings.
Quote from: lacette on April 11, 2009, 03:19:56 PM
cum isn't as salty as people say it is.
hold on let me check
when i drink mine it burns the back of my throat
Quote from: Fredo on April 11, 2009, 07:00:47 PM
Eat more fruits.
The only fruit I want is lacey's cherry. <3
Quote from: Slim on April 11, 2009, 07:01:34 PM
The only fruit I want is lacey's cherry. <3
That fruit has long since soured.
this conversation is gross. :(
Quote from: Slim on April 11, 2009, 07:01:34 PM
The only fruit I want is lacey's cherry. <3
I'm afraid that it's been missing for quite some time now.
Quote from: Sam on April 11, 2009, 07:02:14 PM
this conversation is gross. :(
what does your semen taste like bassir;
Ew. EW. EW.
Quote from: Fredo on April 11, 2009, 07:02:13 PM
That fruit has long since soured.
Sour is my favorite flavor. <3
slim and i had phone sex
Quote from: Slim on April 11, 2009, 07:21:00 PM
Sour is my favorite flavor. <3
But if the fruit is missing...
Quote from: lacette on April 11, 2009, 03:19:56 PM
cum isn't as salty as people say it is.
jmv's is pretty salty
i would know akudood;
Quote from: Zach on April 11, 2009, 07:25:22 PM
But if the fruit is missing...
that was her period last time
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 11, 2009, 07:53:41 PM
jmv's is pretty salty
i would know akudood;
It's from all the bitterness in his life. <3
Quote from: ClassicTyler on April 11, 2009, 07:55:18 PM
It's from all the bitterness in his life. <3
i thought it was from the high sodium content he gets daily from his food but that works too cjlubdoods;
wouldn't that make it bitter
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 11, 2009, 07:56:54 PM
i thought it was from the high sodium content he gets daily from his food but that works too cjlubdoods;
i hate salt.
it's from my raccoon fruits
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 11, 2009, 07:56:54 PM
i thought it was from the high sodium content he gets daily from his food but that works too cjlubdoods;
No, he's just bitter.
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 11, 2009, 07:57:20 PM
wouldn't that make it bitter
Salty can be bitter.
my semen taste like milk after eating a bowl of kix cereal
Everyone just needs to eat plenty of pineapple
Quote from: YPR on April 12, 2009, 10:05:31 PM
Everyone just needs to eat plenty of pineapple
I thought that only worked for pussy.
Isn't it oats for sweet semen?
Quote from: ClassicTyler on April 12, 2009, 10:12:11 PM
I thought that only worked for pussy.
Isn't it oats for sweet semen?
Pineapples, and fruits and juices with high citrus content, work very well in sweetening semen.
Who here has contemplated actually trying to taste it, but chickened out at the last second?
akudood;
Quote from: Mettalik on April 13, 2009, 12:28:33 AM
Who here has contemplated actually trying to taste it, but chickened out at the last second?
akudood;
I'd wouldn't say that's chickening out... It's more like you realize how weird that would be.
Quote from: lacette on April 11, 2009, 03:19:56 PM
cum isn't as salty as people say it is.
Don't argue with Clucky about that, she would know very well.
Quote from: Fredo on April 12, 2009, 11:45:14 PM
Pineapples, and fruits and juices with high citrus content, work very well in sweetening semen.
Thank you Mr. Fredo. I'll have to remember that. hocuspocus;
[spoiler]Strange. You'd figure I'd be the one to know that. doodhuh;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Fredo on April 12, 2009, 11:45:14 PM
Pineapples, and fruits and juices with high citrus content, work very well in sweetening semen.
Mine should be pretty sweet, then.
Quote from: Slim on April 11, 2009, 03:24:59 PM
Mine is.
Maybe I could show you sometime. <3
your not supposed to try your own god dammn your soo gay now.
but really i saw a porn where some bitch freaks out when she gets some cum in her hair and then one dude goes, " it's not so bad" and wipes his finger in her hair and licks it then the other dude is like, " what the fuck are you doing..... ew you just fucking licked your own cum, did you not learn to not do that"
It's really not that bad.
Quote from: Methree on April 13, 2009, 09:47:51 PMyour not supposed to try your own god dammn your soo gay now.
Oh well. I suppose there's nothing left to do now but embrace my new lifestyle. :'(
Quote from: Slim on April 13, 2009, 09:54:16 PM
Oh well. I suppose there's nothing left to do now but embrace my new lifestyle. :'(
you could sell it on ebay
Quote from: Slim on April 13, 2009, 09:54:16 PM
Oh well. I suppose there's nothing left to do now but embrace my new lifestyle. :'(
Oh Slim Slim Slim, you never had any choice in the matter! Read a book sometime, gee wiz. baddood;
Quote from: lacette on April 11, 2009, 03:19:56 PM
cum isn't as salty as people say it is.
maybe you should get some variation in the dicks you suck
experiment this!
we went from dental hygiene to eating semen akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 14, 2009, 01:08:18 PM
we went from dental hygiene to eating semen akudood;
It's just a practice in theory.
it's just boyah
It's just Bolivia's army
aw shucks