Poll
Question:
WOULD YOU...
Option 1: Stab him multiple times in non-vital areas and leave him to die.
votes: 3
Option 2: Shoot him several times in non-vital areas and leave him to die.
votes: 6
Option 3: Beat him up, and then curb-stomp him.
votes: 5
Option 4: Chainsaw him in non-vital parts and leave him to die.
votes: 4
Option 5: Suffocate/Choke him.
votes: 8
CHOOSE ONE
I'd like to know.
I'd try to figure out a way to make him choke on his own penis, otherwise I'd curb stomp him.
Nothing too gruesome. Asphyxiation seems like the best way to do it; there's less evidence since there's less of a mess.
I'd kill them and eat the body akudood;
Quote from: Mettalik on April 09, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
I'd kill them and eat the body akudood;
First you have to choose a method of murder.
Stab him through his neck while his mouth is covered. If I'm in a house alone, I'd have more of a chance to get away with it because there would be no suspects.
To get rid of the evidence, I'd then go upstairs, fill the bathtub with acid, and then drop the body in there.
I would shoot him in the stomach, put a muzzle on his mouth, and leave him to die in a window-less room.
I will then blow up the building and walk away in slow motion.
You forgot "Validation by Slim".
I would just lock them in a white room and see what happens then condition them to do humiliating things and then death by starvation or disease. :3
Bassir, I just noticed...
Pretty much every single option makes the victim suffer...*starts to inch away from Bassir*
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on April 09, 2009, 04:06:30 PM
You forgot "Validation by Slim".
Even Bassir isn't that cruel.
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on April 09, 2009, 04:10:09 PM
Bassir, I just noticed...
Pretty much every single option makes the victim suffer...*starts to inch away from Bassir*
Death is not easy.
I'd shoot him in the head.
If I wanted to torture him, I'd torture him. If I wanted to kill him, I'd kill him.
Combining the two is a waste.
To be perfectly honest, I don't ever think there's a point to killing someone. Killing him is the easy way out. Sure, everything is over, but that's just the thing: EVERYTHING is over. No pain. No pleasure. The people who I'd want to kill should only feel pain. I'd keep them alive for the sole purpose of making their lives horrible, painful.
Quote from: Slim on April 09, 2009, 04:57:43 PM
Even Bassir isn't that cruel.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Only you are.
of those I guess I'd shoot him and leave him (or her) to die, it's the simplest
if I actually killed someone I'd sneak up behind them and give them a surprise intramuscular heroin overdose, so they'd go out happily at least
Chainsaw sounds pretty fun.
those options suck
Shoot them I suppose... I don't want to get blood all over me
Quote from: YPR on April 11, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
Shoot them I suppose... I don't want to get blood all over me
But there would be a lot of blood coming from them. Blood is copious and hard to clean up.
Quote from: Zach on April 11, 2009, 06:36:08 PM
But there would be a lot of blood coming from them. Blood is copious and hard to clean up.
I'm not going to shoot them in a place where I have to clean up akudood;
I would never.
Hire a professional. :3
Quote from: FAMY2 on April 11, 2009, 06:57:09 PM
Hire a professional. :3
Make sure he isn't an undercover cop. hocuspocus;
I wouldn't be able to, I'd wimp out.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on April 11, 2009, 06:59:20 PM
Make sure he isn't an undercover cop. hocuspocus;
I know. But I know people who are stupid enough to do it. baddood;
I'd write their name in my death note. baddood;
Chainsaw sounds fun
Quote from: Sam on April 11, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
I wouldn't be able to, I'd wimp out.
But if you had to then?
duct tape him or her to the bottom of a car and drive it into a river after picking up some fast food and running a few errands baddood;
Quote from: YPR on April 12, 2009, 01:26:47 PM
But if you had to then?
If I absolutely had to.. I'd probably aim the gun, look away, shoot, and never look back.
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 12, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
duct tape him or her to the bottom of a car and drive it into a river after picking up some fast food and running a few errands baddood;
That sounds...painful... >.<
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on April 14, 2009, 10:04:13 AM
That sounds...painful... >.<
It sounds even worse when you roll down the windows.
i picked beat em up and curb stomp em.
it would be good times, and very rewarding.
and cause much pain.
Quote from: Sam on April 12, 2009, 08:03:31 PM
If I absolutely had to.. I'd probably aim the gun, look away, shoot, and never look back.
LIVE AND LET DIE
Probably stab but chainsaw is pretty appealing.
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 14, 2009, 11:04:17 AM
It sounds even worse when you roll down the windows.
Probably for only a couple of blocks, though.