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Poll
Question: WOULD YOU...
Option 1: Stab him multiple times in non-vital areas and leave him to die. votes: 3
Option 2: Shoot him several times in non-vital areas and leave him to die. votes: 6
Option 3: Beat him up, and then curb-stomp him. votes: 5
Option 4: Chainsaw him in non-vital parts and leave him to die. votes: 4
Option 5: Suffocate/Choke him. votes: 8
Title: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 02:37:58 PM
CHOOSE ONE

I'd like to know.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 02:39:43 PM
I'd try to figure out a way to make him choke on his own penis, otherwise I'd curb stomp him.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Slim on April 09, 2009, 02:40:18 PM
Nothing too gruesome. Asphyxiation seems like the best way to do it; there's less evidence since there's less of a mess.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Mettalik on April 09, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
I'd kill them and eat the body  akudood;
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 02:42:33 PM
Quote from: Mettalik on April 09, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
I'd kill them and eat the body  akudood;


First you have to choose a method of murder.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Dullahan on April 09, 2009, 02:44:03 PM
Stab him through his neck while his mouth is covered. If I'm in a house alone, I'd have more of a chance to get away with it because there would be no suspects.

To get rid of the evidence, I'd then go upstairs, fill the bathtub with acid, and then drop the body in there.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 02:46:12 PM
I would shoot him in the stomach, put a muzzle on his mouth, and leave him to die in a window-less room.

I will then blow up the building and walk away in slow motion.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: PuuMastaFunk on April 09, 2009, 04:06:30 PM
You forgot "Validation by Slim".
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: superclucky on April 09, 2009, 04:08:00 PM
I would just lock them in a white room and see what happens then condition them to do humiliating things and then death by starvation or disease.  :3
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: PuuMastaFunk on April 09, 2009, 04:10:09 PM
Bassir, I just noticed...

Pretty much every single option makes the victim suffer...*starts to inch away from Bassir*
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Slim on April 09, 2009, 04:57:43 PM
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on April 09, 2009, 04:06:30 PM
You forgot "Validation by Slim".


Even Bassir isn't that cruel.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 04:59:36 PM
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on April 09, 2009, 04:10:09 PM
Bassir, I just noticed...

Pretty much every single option makes the victim suffer...*starts to inch away from Bassir*


Death is not easy.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: CutLess on April 09, 2009, 05:37:53 PM
I'd shoot him in the head.

If I wanted to torture him, I'd torture him.  If I wanted to kill him, I'd kill him.

Combining the two is a waste.

To be perfectly honest, I don't ever think there's a point to killing someone.  Killing him is the easy way out. Sure, everything is over, but that's just the thing:  EVERYTHING is over.  No pain.  No pleasure.  The people who I'd want to kill should only feel pain.  I'd keep them alive for the sole purpose of making their lives horrible, painful.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: PuuMastaFunk on April 11, 2009, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 09, 2009, 04:57:43 PM
Even Bassir isn't that cruel.


Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Only you are.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: russell on April 11, 2009, 03:59:09 PM
of those I guess I'd shoot him and leave him (or her) to die, it's the simplest

if I actually killed someone I'd sneak up behind them and give them a surprise intramuscular heroin overdose, so they'd go out happily at least
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Cookie on April 11, 2009, 04:00:56 PM
Chainsaw sounds pretty fun.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Nyerp on April 11, 2009, 05:51:28 PM
those options suck
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: YPrrrr on April 11, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
Shoot them I suppose... I don't want to get blood all over me
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Zach on April 11, 2009, 06:36:08 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 11, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
Shoot them I suppose... I don't want to get blood all over me


But there would be a lot of blood coming from them. Blood is copious and hard to clean up.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: YPrrrr on April 11, 2009, 06:46:12 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 11, 2009, 06:36:08 PM
But there would be a lot of blood coming from them. Blood is copious and hard to clean up.
I'm not going to shoot them in a place where I have to clean up akudood;
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on April 11, 2009, 06:56:01 PM
I would never.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: FAMY2 on April 11, 2009, 06:57:09 PM
Hire a professional.   :3
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: ME## on April 11, 2009, 06:59:20 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on April 11, 2009, 06:57:09 PM
Hire a professional.   :3


Make sure he isn't an undercover cop.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Sam on April 11, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
I wouldn't be able to, I'd wimp out.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: FAMY2 on April 11, 2009, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on April 11, 2009, 06:59:20 PM
Make sure he isn't an undercover cop.  hocuspocus;


I know. But I know people who are stupid enough to do it.   baddood;
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Josh on April 11, 2009, 07:36:41 PM
I'd write their name in my death note.  baddood;
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Lotos on April 12, 2009, 11:35:26 AM
Chainsaw sounds fun
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: YPrrrr on April 12, 2009, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 11, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
I wouldn't be able to, I'd wimp out.
But if you had to then?
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Bolivian Army on April 12, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
duct tape him or her to the bottom of a car and drive it into a river after picking up some fast food and running a few errands  baddood;
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Sam on April 12, 2009, 08:03:31 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 12, 2009, 01:26:47 PM
But if you had to then?

If I absolutely had to.. I'd probably aim the gun, look away, shoot, and never look back.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: PuuMastaFunk on April 14, 2009, 10:04:13 AM
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 12, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
duct tape him or her to the bottom of a car and drive it into a river after picking up some fast food and running a few errands  baddood;


That sounds...painful... >.<
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Bolivian Army on April 14, 2009, 11:04:17 AM
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on April 14, 2009, 10:04:13 AM
That sounds...painful... >.<


It sounds even worse when you roll down the windows.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: l a c e y on April 14, 2009, 11:32:55 AM
i picked beat em up and curb stomp em.
it would be good times, and very rewarding.
and cause much pain.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on April 14, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 12, 2009, 08:03:31 PM
If I absolutely had to.. I'd probably aim the gun, look away, shoot, and never look back.


LIVE AND LET DIE
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: don't let's on April 14, 2009, 04:48:02 PM
Probably stab but chainsaw is pretty appealing.
Title: Re: IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE
Post by: PuuMastaFunk on April 14, 2009, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 14, 2009, 11:04:17 AM
It sounds even worse when you roll down the windows.


Probably for only a couple of blocks, though.