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Title: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 11:52:27 AM
http://boyah.net/bassir/pres.swf IT'S UP TO YOU, IT'S UP TO YOU, IT'S STRICTLY UP TO YOU
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 11:55:30 AM
i don't think any american would vote for you considering your like an afghanistan person.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on April 09, 2009, 11:56:12 AM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 11:55:30 AM
i don't think any american would vote for you considering your like an afghanistan person.

that's probably true for the south baddood;
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 11:56:56 AM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 11:55:30 AM
i don't think any american would vote for you considering your like an afghanistan person.

a black man won, this is america—not your shitty racist nation

I think I'll be fine. baddood;

The only thing that'll get in the way is probably my Agnosticism.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Lotos on April 09, 2009, 12:03:27 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 11:56:56 AM
The only thing that'll get in the way is probably my Agnosticism.


That's a change I can believe in!  You'll have my vote n_u
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 12:13:33 PM
Quote from: BROSUKE on April 09, 2009, 11:56:12 AM
that's probably true for the south baddood;


Go die in a fire.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: strongbad on April 09, 2009, 12:20:52 PM
If you ran, I would vote for you.
Just because it would be funny to have a president from Boyah. I might have to leak all of your creeper posts about Sam and Selena Gomez to the press, though.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 12:35:26 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 11:56:56 AM
a black man won, this is americaâ,”not your shitty racist nation

I think I'll be fine. baddood;

The only thing that'll get in the way is probably my Agnosticism.


i don't think so.
being black and being a person from a country that you are currently at war with i don't think that it would go over very well.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: strongbad on April 09, 2009, 12:41:32 PM
Bassir is black?
This is all news to me doodthing;
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: David on April 09, 2009, 12:41:32 PM
Bassir is black?
This is all news to me doodthing;


I guess we've been killing niggers in Afganistan for all these years.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 12:35:26 PM
i don't think so.
being black and being a person from a country that you are currently at war with i don't think that it would go over very well.

We're not at war with Afghanistan. psyduck;

Quote from: David on April 09, 2009, 12:20:52 PM
If you ran, I would vote for you.
Just because it would be funny to have a president from Boyah. I might have to leak all of your creeper posts about Sam and Selena Gomez to the press, though.

I'm prepared for that.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 12:57:53 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
I'm prepared for that.


I guess we can attribute it to what will hopefully have been your days as a typical horny teenage boy.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 01:00:20 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
We're not at war with Afghanistan. psyduck;
I'm prepared for that.



iraq and afghanastan or wahtever are like the same things..
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 01:01:21 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 01:00:20 PM
iraq and afghanastan or wahtever are like the same things..



No, they're not.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 01:08:42 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 01:00:20 PM
iraq and afghanastan or wahtever are like the same things..

We aren't at war against the civilians of those countries. We were at war against the "terrorists."

And to clear your misconceptions fueled by your propagandist Canadian media, Al-Qaeda (who claim responsibility for the 9/11 attacks), and Osama Bin Laden are not even Afghans, they're Arabs—from Saudi Arabia.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 01:08:42 PM
We aren't at war against the civilians of those countries. We were at war against the "terrorists."

And to clear your misconceptions fueled by your propagandist Canadian media, Al-Qaeda (who claim responsibility for the 9/11 attacks), and Osama Bin Laden are not even Afghans, they're Arabsâ,”from Saudi Arabia.


A lot of the terrorists that we're fighting come out of nations like Iran.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 01:13:01 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 09, 2009, 01:10:58 PM
A lot of the terrorists that we're fighting come out of nations like Iran.


which is like the same thing as iraq and afghanistan.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 01:13:46 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 01:13:01 PM
which is like the same thing as iraq and afghanistan.


Just like Canada is the same thing as Mexico?
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 01:14:13 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 01:13:46 PM
Just like Canada is the same thing as Mexico?


if anything mexico is the same as the united states.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 01:14:13 PM
if anything mexico is the same as the united states.


Never mind... it's not worth it.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 01:15:16 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 01:14:13 PM
if anything mexico is the same as the united states.



Just shut the fuck up already. Please.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 01:16:52 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
Just like Canada is the same thing as Germany?


alaska could be considered the same as canada.

Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Geno on April 09, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
no ur a terrorist  akudood;
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 01:18:24 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 01:16:52 PM
alaska could be considered the same as canada.




Except it's not.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 09, 2009, 01:18:24 PM
Except it's not.  doodhuh;


SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S THE SAME WHICH IS MY WHOLE POINT.

Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 02:38:18 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 01:45:19 PM
SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S THE SAME WHICH IS MY WHOLE POINT.




And some people are fucking retarded amoebas. 
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Slim on April 09, 2009, 02:43:16 PM
Lacey is our greatest asset in the war against Afghanistan!
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Slim on April 09, 2009, 02:43:16 PM
Lacey is our greatest asset in the war against Afghanistan!


We should ship her off tonight. The terrorists would lay down their weapons immediately out of horror.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 02:47:35 PM
i am not american so you can't send me.
plus i am against the war, so i wouldn't go.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 02:49:18 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 02:47:35 PM
i am not american so you can't send me.
plus i am against the war, so i wouldn't go.



You're right. The Afgan border strictly prohibits Canadian stoner-hippies from entering the country.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 02:50:20 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 02:47:35 PM
i am not american so you can't send me.
plus i am against the war, so i wouldn't go.

There are a number of Canadian forces in Afghanistan.

Do you know anything?
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: l a c e y on April 09, 2009, 02:50:58 PM
i am not a hippie, skylark is the hippie.
i am the complete opposite of one to tell you the truth.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 02:52:03 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 09, 2009, 02:50:58 PM
i am not a hippie, skylark is the hippie.
i am the complete opposite of one to tell you the truth.



I've never known a hippie to play knuckles.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Hiro on April 09, 2009, 02:53:25 PM
I'd have to hear you speak about your policies first
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 02:54:25 PM
Quote from: Hïro on April 09, 2009, 02:53:25 PM
I'd have to hear you speak about your policies first


I agree. Present your platform, Bassir.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 03:06:23 PM
Well, I'm going to regulate the markets much more rigorously, focusing on fraud. Decriminalize marijuana. Federally legalize gay marriage and abortion. Increase taxes for those making over 500,000 dollars. Withdraw troops from Afghanistan, and Iraq, and everywhere else, and have them focus on protecting the country, rather than screw with other countries. Improve relations with middle-east. Establish true government transparency by posting everything on the internet. Halt wiretapping. Seize aide to countries such as Pakistan and Israel. Tell Israel to shut the fuck up and give back some of the land they stole. Remove religion from the educational system. Start government agency that makes sure the media (Fox News) doesn't lie to the American people. Make it easier to start ISPs, allowing for less monopolization of the ISP market. Stop ISPs being able to spy on what internet users do. Allow for broader access to the internet for cheap. Investigate the telecommunications bubble. Make schools teach more current events to students. Make the study of foreign language optional, and invest in the education of English. Stricter guidelines for police officers and teachers.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Hiro on April 09, 2009, 03:15:29 PM
Sounds pretty good to me, other than the optional 2nd language.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 03:16:28 PM
Quote from: Hïro on April 09, 2009, 03:15:29 PM
Sounds pretty good to me, other than the optional 2nd language.  hocuspocus;


no our students should focus on english

not some shitty un-american language
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 03:18:10 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 03:06:23 PM
Well, I'm going to regulate the markets much more rigorously, focusing on fraud. Decriminalize marijuana. Federally legalize gay marriage and abortion. Increase taxes for those making over 500,000 dollars. Withdraw troops from Afghanistan, and Iraq, and everywhere else, and have them focus on protecting the country, rather than screw with other countries. Improve relations with middle-east. Establish true government transparency by posting everything on the internet. Halt wiretapping. Seize aide to countries such as Pakistan and Israel. Tell Israel to shut the fuck up and give back some of the land they stole. Remove religion from the educational system. Start government agency that makes sure the media (Fox News) doesn't lie to the American people. Make it easier to start ISPs. Stop ISPs being able to spy on what internet users do. Allow for broader access to the internet for cheap. Investigate the telecommunications bubble. Make schools teach more current events to students. Make the study of foreign language optional, and invest in the education of English. Stricter guidelines for police officers.


Regulate the markets - Not really a good idea. While the government should have some role in how the markets go, they should largely take a hands-off approach. Stop monopolies and fraud and such, but let the free market decide most things.

Decriminalize weed - Good.

Legalize gay marriage/abortion - Abortion is already legal, and I don't give a shit about gay marriage.

Increase taxes on the rich - Okay, but I don't really see the point seeing how the rich pay an overwhelming amount of taxes already. A large majority of Americans don't pay taxes or get most everything back in their refund.

Withdrawal of troops and keep out of the affairs of other nations - Good.

Improve relations with the Middle East - Good.

Truly transparent government - Isn't Obama doing this already?

Halt wiretapping - I think what you meant was illegal wiretapping, and there isn't a whole lot of that going on nowadays.

Stop aid to Israel and Pakistan - Good.

Tell off Israel - I don't care.

Remove religion from education - Religion doesn't play a prominent role in education anymore.

Agency for Fox News - Completely unnecessary, especially considering that all news agencies lie.

ISP stuff - Good.

Broader, cheaper Internet access - It's in the works.

Stricter police guidelines - Unnecessary.

Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
Certainly you are ignorant to police brutality and corruption.

And we can't have the American public be lied to by the very people they choose to tell them the news.

And Obama isn't transparent enough.

And regulation is very important. What you describe is what Bush did, and that didn't work out so well. We need a government keeping an eye on the market, so the idiots don't resort to bank fraudâ,”like what caused this mess. (http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04032009/watch.html)
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Zach on April 09, 2009, 03:30:15 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 09, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
Certainly you are ignorant to police brutality and corruption.

And we can't have the American public be lied to by the very people they choose to tell them the news.

And Obama isn't transparent enough.

And regulation is very important. What you describe is what Bush did, and that didn't work out so well. We need a government keeping an eye on the market, so the idiots don't resort to bank fraudâ,”like what caused this mess. (http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04032009/watch.html)


You also can't ignore things like the government pressuring banks to give bad loans to minorities who shouldn't have gotten them in the first place - that's part of what went wrong. There is plenty of blame to go around for everyone.

I'd consider voting for you depending on who the other candidate was.
Title: Re: VOTE CARAVAN FOR PRESDIENT
Post by: Feynman on April 09, 2009, 03:31:50 PM
Quote from: Zach on April 09, 2009, 03:30:15 PM
You also can't ignore things like the government pressuring banks to give bad loans to minorities who shouldn't have gotten them in the first place - that's part of what went wrong


what psyduck;

also, 2032, baby