What kind of furniture would you be?
I would be a nightstand
A three legged table
Toilet
Shower curtain <3
A Sling.
A porch swing.
An ottoman.
A loveseat. yes;
A rocking chair.
A doormat...
a tire swing.
A couch
Quote from: lacette on March 12, 2009, 01:03:49 PM
a tire swing.
Since when is that furniture? doodhuh;
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on March 12, 2009, 01:05:41 PM
Since when is that furniture? doodhuh;
since i use it as a chair.
when i get my own house.
instead of chairs i'm going to have tire swing chairs.
it'll be so intense you don't even know.
computer desk :'(
Quote from: Knig on March 12, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
because people walk all over you
zing
that was the point, yes.
Quote from: Rivoldo Raccoon on March 12, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
that was the point, yes.
i hear in other countries they worship doormats
A bed.
Oh but I'm already a piece of furniture
a stairway so bitches can go down on me
Quote from: Hooded Justice on March 12, 2009, 02:30:15 PM
a stairway so bitches can go down on me
with that logic why wouldn't you be a stripper pole
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on March 12, 2009, 02:31:38 PM
with that logic why wouldn't you be a stripper pole
yes but sadly that's not something you would find in the average household
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 12, 2009, 01:38:55 PM
A bed.
then people would be having sex all over you.
and there vaginal and penis fluids would be leaking all over you.
yay.
Quote from: lacette on March 12, 2009, 02:55:32 PM
then people would be having sex all over you.
and there vaginal and penis fluids would be leaking all over you.
yay.
lol sillydood;
An armchair. Preferably owned by a pretty plus-size woman. Mmmmmm. yes;
Quote from: Thyme on March 12, 2009, 02:59:51 PM
An armchair. Preferably owned by a pretty plus-size woman. Mmmmmm. yes;
i'm just imagining you being sat on by a huge woman while making the sillydood; face
Quote from: ROCK LOBSTER on March 12, 2009, 03:01:00 PM
i'm just imagining you being sat on by a huge woman while making the sillydood; face
To be honest, so am I. yes;
Quote from: Hooded Justice on March 12, 2009, 02:30:15 PM
a stairway so bitches can go down on me
of course, so does everyone else, including children
what a pimp
rocking chair
Quote from: Fredo on March 12, 2009, 05:21:11 PM
Thief. akudood;
oh no :(
I didn't look through the rest of the threaaaad sorry pal
Quote from: Skylark on March 12, 2009, 05:22:12 PM
I didn't look through the rest of the threaaaad sorry pal
It's okay, we can rock each other to sleep. n_u
A fridge. happydood;
Quote from: Kaz on March 12, 2009, 03:49:53 PM
of course, so does everyone else, including children
what a pimp
not if i'm in a sorority/lesbian refugee camp
Quote from: Fredo on March 12, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
It's okay, we can rock each other to sleep. n_u
that's what I picked it :)
Quote from: Hooded Justice on March 12, 2009, 06:35:56 PM
not if i'm in a sorority/lesbian refugee camp
there's bound to be at least one giant fatty there n_u
not to mention if it's lesbians then there's likely at least two really butch lesbians baddood;
Quote from: Kaz on March 12, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
there's bound to be at least one giant fatty there n_u
not to mention if it's lesbians then there's likely at least two really butch lesbians baddood;
i think you just aroused thyme
butch is beautiful