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Title: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Daddy on March 10, 2009, 08:52:14 PM
There was a thread about writing haikus about how you'd survive if a raptor on a hoverboard attacked.


Our theme will be haikus about losing your paddle in a river.


For the uneducated haikus follow this format:

Five syllables here.
Then seven on this here line.
Five more to end it
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: strongbad on March 10, 2009, 08:55:56 PM
It's in the river
My paddle is in a river
Black people did it
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Skylark on March 10, 2009, 08:58:04 PM
fish ate my paddle
I suppose I have to swim
look! another fish
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Tomboh on March 10, 2009, 09:00:09 PM
The life of my life
Sucked into the swirling depths
FUCK MY LIFE FUCK ITTTTTTTTT
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Daddy on March 10, 2009, 09:01:14 PM
Been drifting all day
I am about to jump ship
Fuck, I can stand up.
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: strongbad on March 10, 2009, 09:02:44 PM
Here comes the rapids
I can't steer away this sucks
I want my paddle
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: CutLess on March 10, 2009, 09:03:46 PM
Slowly drifting down
Out of my reach and my mind
Yet I cannot move
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Tomboh on March 10, 2009, 09:04:15 PM
Paddles... I lost mine
It's floating in the river
Can you get it, please?
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2009, 09:16:13 PM
Fell out of my grasp
Caught by the bastard river
Leading me astray
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Veal on March 10, 2009, 09:28:41 PM
I lost my paddle
Luckily my cock is huge
And i am erect
Title: Re: Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS
Post by: Samus Aran on March 10, 2009, 09:49:10 PM

God fucking damn it
shitty cuntfucking paddle
get your ass back here
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