im thinking about leaving boyah and going on a trip to the mountains to practice glassblowing with gnomes
gnomes are soo nice.
i want one to put in my room.
Quote from: lacette on March 08, 2009, 07:53:45 PM
gnomes are soo nice.
i want one to put in my room.
I have one in my room baddood;
Quote from: C-Note on March 08, 2009, 07:54:32 PM
I have one in my room baddood;
i'm gunna barge into your room like a reckless vikiing and steal it.
Quote from: lacette on March 08, 2009, 07:56:33 PM
i'm gunna barge into your room like a reckless vikiing and steal it.
Well I got it as a gift for someone, but I never got around to giving it to them
Quote from: C-Note on March 08, 2009, 07:57:16 PM
Well I got it as a gift for someone, but I never got around to giving it to them
do you think that a reckless vikiing would care..?
Quote from: j o e i n c on March 08, 2009, 07:52:57 PM
im thinking about leaving boyah ...
Oh god, please don't let this be a joke. OH GOD PLEASE.
tried it, sucked. mining with elves was more fun
Quote from: Caffeine Free on March 08, 2009, 08:05:15 PM
tried it, sucked. mining with elves was more fun
dwarves mine, not elves :|
elves live in forests and shit and are all like oooooh we're elves get out of our village humans
Quote from: Kaz on March 08, 2009, 08:47:41 PM
dwarves mine, not elves :|
elves live in forests and shit and are all like oooooh we're elves get out of our village humans
come on you fuckers, teach me how to use magic
Quote from: Phone Bill on March 08, 2009, 08:49:55 PM
come on you fuckers, teach me how to use magic
It's all somewhat simple, really.
Start off by committing a felony. Theft is my personal preference, but you can do whatever you like. This will result in obvious jail time.
In jail, become a member of the "Thrones and Rugs" clique (not to be confused with the ever popular "Bones 'N' Thugs" gang). Becoming a member used to involve possessing an immense amount of knowledge pertaining to video games, politics, and philosophical literature; however, they may have changed their rules to accommodate for the larger influx of nerds who sit on their ass and browse 4chan/Reddit/Digg all day. I would expand meme knowledge, even with the ones I particularly dislike.
After becoming a member, you should be given information to meet "His Magictry," the global head of "Thrones and Rugs." While I would normally contact you and give you His Magictry's information myself, I realize that most forms of communication are very insecure. The prescribed method honestly is the best way for you, me, and the whole clique.
Although I can't give you information about His Magictry, I can tell you what will go down during your meeting with Him. Basically, you'll compliment Him (don't even think about patronizing Him) and ask Him to "give [you] what's coming to [you]."
The rest...Well, the rest should seem pretty obvious.
Enjoy your magical abilities, my friend.