Poll
Question:
do you have a cheese catcher
Option 1: yes
votes: 2
Option 2: no
votes: 16
Option 3: what is a cheese catcher?
votes: 11
answer
what if i vote no
The Jew doctors took away my foreskin.
oh now i get it
Um, is that foreskin?
If so, yes, I'm uncircumcised. Why would you even want to know this?
Quote from: ZAK on February 14, 2009, 10:20:42 PM
Um, is that foreskin?
If so, yes, I'm uncircumcised. Why would you even want to know this?
She wants to see your worm dick.
Quote from: ZAK on February 14, 2009, 10:20:42 PM
Um, is that foreskin?
If so, yes, I'm uncircumcised. Why would you even want to know this?
you disgusting subhuman monster
lol cause cheese catcher sounds funny.
and i think cheese catcher penis's are ugly.
This is the weirdest way to ask somebody if they still have their foreskin I've ever seen. And this just reminded me of that skin serum that uses foreskins from babies.
Want to find out for yourself? <3
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:21:56 PM
lol cause cheese catcher sounds funny.
and i think cheese catcher penis's are ugly.
Unless the man in question has a tiny penis when erect, the foreskin isn't very noticeable considering the penis BURSTS FORTH IN MASCULINE FERVOR
But whatever, my sex feels better anyway, I don't care how other people think it looks.
guys shes evaluating our dix 4 sex :O
I'm going to throw up on you someday.
cut vs uncut debate
Quote from: Veal on February 14, 2009, 10:23:51 PM
I'm going to throw up on you someday.
the sooner the better
I got the magic stick.
How do they look? huhdoodame;
Quote from: Nyerp on February 14, 2009, 10:23:42 PM
guys shes evaluating our dix 4 sex :O
i think she should try craigslist
Quote from: Cyanide on February 14, 2009, 10:25:22 PM
How do they look? huhdoodame;
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=penis
Quote from: Raekewn on February 14, 2009, 10:26:04 PM
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=penis
that first picture is disgusting
guys what does boobs look like
Quote from: Nyerp on February 14, 2009, 10:23:42 PM
guys shes evaluating our dix 4 sex :O
no, i wouldn't touch half of you people with a ten foot poll.
Quote from: ZAK on February 14, 2009, 10:26:44 PM
that first picture is disgusting
I have safe search on, and I see a banana slug.
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:27:21 PM
no, i wouldn't touch half of you people with a ten foot poll.
Which half am I? yes;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 14, 2009, 10:27:24 PM
I have safe search on, and I see a banana slug.
yeah me too
they're gross
Quote from: Raekewn on February 14, 2009, 10:27:41 PM
Which half am I? yes;
your on the good side.
id shake your hand.
oh my god barf
ffffffffffffffffffff
hime show me your lack of a penis
[spoiler](http://z.about.com/d/p/440/e/f/19093.jpg)[/spoiler]
if i was dating a guy with a cheese catcher id break up with him asap as soon as i found out.
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:37:09 PM
if i was dating a guy with a cheese catcher id break up with him asap as soon as i found out.
cool story bro hocuspocus;
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:37:09 PM
if i was dating a guy with a cheese catcher id break up with him asap as soon as i found out.
that is pretty shallow you shouldn't do that just cuz a flap of skin
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:37:09 PM
if i was dating a guy with a cheese catcher id break up with him asap as soon as i found out.
it only looks much different when it's not erect
unless you date men with tiny penises ;)
Quote from: ZAK on February 14, 2009, 10:38:41 PM
it only looks much different when it's not erect
unless you date men with tiny penises ;)
yeah but still.
i dont date guys with small weeners either so.
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:37:09 PM
if i was dating a guy with a cheese catcher id break up with him asap as soon as i found out.
If I was dating a woman with a clitoris I'd cut that shit off ASAP.
Why would you want a mutilated man?
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 14, 2009, 10:43:16 PM
If I was dating a woman with a clitoris I'd cut that shit off ASAP.
Why would you want a mutilated man?
akudood;
and
cause penis catchers are uglee.
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:44:28 PM
akudood;
and
cause penis catchers are uglee.
Complete vaginas are ugly.
I think you should all have the flesh cut off them at birth and it should be nothing more than a plain hole.
foreskin removal makes it easier to clean however
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 14, 2009, 10:45:10 PM
Complete vaginas are ugly.
I think you should all have the flesh cut off them at birth and it should be nothing more than a plain hole.
okay then akudood;
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 10:39:24 PM
yeah but still.
i dont date guys with small weeners either so.
you just broke veal's heart. saddood;
Quote from: Nuclei on February 14, 2009, 10:45:45 PM
foreskin removal makes it easier to clean however
and it removes a lot of nerve endings
Quote from: Nuclei on February 14, 2009, 10:45:45 PM
foreskin removal makes it easier to clean however
honestly, if you have trouble cleaning your dick, foreskin or not, you're a goddamn retard
Quote from: ZAK on February 14, 2009, 10:50:14 PM
honestly, if you have trouble cleaning your dick, foreskin or not, you're a goddamn retard
Well I've heard plenty of stories of retards and their gunky dicks n_u
akudood;
Quote from: YPR on February 14, 2009, 11:44:54 PM
Well I've heard plenty of stories of retards and their gunky dicks n_u
oh god.
saddood;
Quote from: lacette on February 15, 2009, 08:21:32 AM
oh god.
Yeah, makes me glad I had circumcision in a way... I'm pretty sure one would be happy with whatever one ends up with though
...it's a secret. giggle;
it took me a while to figure out what you were asking, and i only figured it out after reading the rest of the thead befuddlement
anyway, no, mine was tampered with akudood;
Quote from: ZAK on February 14, 2009, 10:38:41 PM
it only looks much different when it's not erect
unless you date men with tiny penises ;)
it's unhealthy ;)
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 14, 2009, 10:45:10 PM
Complete vaginas are ugly.
I think you should all have the flesh cut off them at birth and it should be nothing more than a plain hole.
sarah's vagina is beautiful<3
so stfu
Oh wait, does my mouth count as a cheese catcher?
I think this is the first thread I have laughed at every post made in it.
Quote from: Holden Cox on February 15, 2009, 02:24:01 PM
I think this is the first thread I have laughed at every post made in it.
answer the quesiton
breaking up with a guy because he's uncircumcised is stupid
how often would you actually look at a guy's dick during sex anyway
I am circumcised. Needed to clear up space. baddood;
Quote from: holky shit on February 15, 2009, 03:36:21 PM
breaking up with a guy because he's uncircumcised is stupid
how often would you actually look at a guy's dick during sex anyway
well i have to look at it when i'm sucking his dick or giving him a hand job.
also if he's walking around naked i'll have to look at it.
and i wouldn't tell him that's why i was breaking up with him.
A dick is a dick, dear.
If you're that shallow about a penis of all things, he's better off without you.
Quote from: Classic on February 15, 2009, 03:44:09 PM
A dick is a dick, dear.
If you're that shallow about a penis of all things, he's better off without you.
atleast it's a good thing to be shallow about.
thank god my boyfriend doesn't have a cheese catcher.
cause i'd be outta there asap.
I don't understand you.
Quote from: lacette on February 15, 2009, 03:47:26 PM
why not?
This may sound like bullshit coming from me but...
Dumping someone over their penis is absurd. To be honest, the last thing I really ever consider is what his penis is like. It could be the smallest penis I've ever seen, but it's not going to make me look at him any differently. It's the guy that counts. Not his body.
If you'd really do something like dump a guy because he's uncircumcised, it proves you're only in it for the sex and physical thrill of the relation. Where's the love, dear?
why can't i have both.
love and a good penis..
everything is going to work out for me just fine one day, i assure you.
I don't understand girls.
Quote from: lacette on February 15, 2009, 03:52:53 PM
WHY.
akudood;
Because you're being picky about the silliest of things. akudood;
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on February 15, 2009, 03:54:22 PM
Because you're being picky about the silliest of things. akudood;
that isn't a silly thing though!
Quote from: Classic on February 15, 2009, 03:52:08 PM
I don't understand girls.
If it makes you feel any better, some certain girls aren't as shallow and picky as Lacey are.
Some girls understand that there's hardly any difference between the two penises in the first place.
Sure, it's gross if you think of it as a "cheese catcher," but jesus christ, if your guy is so bad at cleaning himself that he has a gunky dick, that's just disgusting regardless of what kind of dick he has.
Quote from: YPR on February 14, 2009, 11:44:54 PM
Well I've heard plenty of stories of retards and their gunky dicks n_u
I haven't. I guess you know too many people that don't know how to use soap?
Quote from: lacette on February 15, 2009, 03:39:58 PM
well i have to look at it when i'm sucking his dick or giving him a hand job.
also if he's walking around naked i'll have to look at it.
and i wouldn't tell him that's why i was breaking up with him.
seems you still don't realize that the foreskin retracts when the penis becomes erect bassir;
Quote from: BROSUKE on February 15, 2009, 05:12:40 PM
seems you still don't realize that the foreskin retracts when the penis becomes erect bassir;
regardless i still know that it's there.
and it grosses me out.
Quote from: lacette on February 15, 2009, 05:35:51 PM
regardless i still know that it's there.
and it grosses me out.
but why? there's nothing inherently disgusting about it baddood;
Quote from: ZAK on February 15, 2009, 04:09:18 PM
I haven't. I guess you know too many people that don't know how to use soap?
Not everyone showers every day believe it or not... They know how to, it's just a question of if they've done it recently...
Quote from: YPR on February 15, 2009, 05:41:11 PM
Not everyone showers every day believe it or not... They know how to, it's just a question of if they've done it recently...
Disgusting.
Quote from: BROSUKE on February 15, 2009, 05:37:32 PM
but why? there's nothing inherently disgusting about it baddood;
it just looks fucking weird.
Quote from: lacette on February 15, 2009, 05:44:02 PM
it just looks fucking weird.
i think the clitoris looks fucking weird but i wouldn't dump a woman for it baddood;
To be fair, Lacey is simple minded in real life too.
I have to deal with it everyday in my video class. akudood;
Vaginas are gross, I only date the top halves of girls.
Quote from: Sponge on February 15, 2009, 05:51:45 PM
To be fair, Lacey is simple minded in real life too.
I have to deal with it everyday in my video class. akudood;
you're the simple minded one.
penis toucher..
Quote from: lacette on February 15, 2009, 05:58:45 PM
you're the simple minded one.
penis toucher..
Hey.
I think is the first post where you spelled everything correctly. hocuspocus;
I don't think I'd really care what my boyfriend would have, because chances are I wouldn't want to see it until later in our relationship. akudood;
dicks
so guys, how's junior high?
I want to knit a littleloop right through JMV's peepee's frenulum. cjlubdoods;