I got these new neighbors and they're already ruining our neighborhood. They're those faggy religious types that leave annoying papers in your door. They keep bugging everyone to donate money to charity. IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!!
Have you had annoying neighbors before?
Not at all.
Just piss them off really badly or tell them you're atheist, even if you aren't.
No, but I've had neighbors that had a son that wanted to have sex with me.
You see, back when I was about 9 we were dumbasses and showed each other our PENUSes.
gonk;
And you don't know how hard it was for me to post that.
You mean Jehovah's Witness? Oh God, I hate those people.
Please donate to the poor please. catholic;
Many are suffering in Africa, Chicago's ghetto side, Mexico, ect. Only 1 dollar will help 5 people have a meal each day. If you donate a dollar then you'll get some pictures of the poor people and ect.
Quote from: Reaper on May 28, 2007, 05:40:03 PM
Not at all.
Just piss them off really badly or tell them you're atheist, even if you aren't.
No way, they'll leave more shit on my door and they'll try to convert me gonk;
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 28, 2007, 05:41:37 PM
Please donate to the poor please. catholic;
Many are suffering in Africa, Chicago's ghetto side, Mexico, ect. Only 1 dollar will help 5 people have a meal each day. If you donate a dollar then you'll get some pictures of the poor people and ect.
If I want pictures of poor people, I'll just go to Lawlz's photobucket
Quote from: RAWL on May 28, 2007, 05:42:51 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 28, 2007, 05:40:03 PM
Not at all.
Just piss them off really badly or tell them you're atheist, even if you aren't.
No way, they'll leave more shit on my door and they'll try to convert me gonk;
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 28, 2007, 05:41:37 PM
Please donate to the poor please. catholic;
Many are suffering in Africa, Chicago's ghetto side, Mexico, ect. Only 1 dollar will help 5 people have a meal each day. If you donate a dollar then you'll get some pictures of the poor people and ect.
If I want pictures of poor people, I'll just go to Lawlz's photobucket
But these pictures are more meaningful and epic. catholic;
(If you didn't know I was only jk.)
Ask if they're been touched by His noodily appendage.
Or you could just stop being a jerk by complaining about what sounds to be half decent people. psyduck;
My old neighbors used to be really annoying.
But now, we have some asian neighbors that barely ever say a word. They're extremely quiet.
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 28, 2007, 05:59:22 PM
Or you could just stop being a jerk by complaining about what sounds to be half decent people. psyduck;
Become atheist and enjoy these god damn cookies.
Does that sounds nice?
Quote from: Lawlz on May 28, 2007, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 28, 2007, 05:59:22 PM
Or you could just stop being a jerk by complaining about what sounds to be half decent people. psyduck;
Become atheist and enjoy these god damn cookies.
Does that sounds nice?
I apologize if I have standards. Also, I won't be an atheist anytime of my life. thumbup;
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 28, 2007, 05:59:22 PM
Or you could just stop being a jerk by complaining about what sounds to be half decent people. psyduck;
lol, you've obviously never had people try to convert you, and if you have, try living with people who do this every god damn day.
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 28, 2007, 06:03:07 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 28, 2007, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 28, 2007, 05:59:22 PM
Or you could just stop being a jerk by complaining about what sounds to be half decent people. psyduck;
Become atheist and enjoy these god damn cookies.
Does that sounds nice?
I apologize if I have standards. Also, I won't be an atheist anytime of my life. thumbup;
I'll be enjoying my atheist life and putting everybody down.
You poor bastard. thumbup;
Quote from: Lawlz on May 28, 2007, 06:07:41 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 28, 2007, 06:03:07 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 28, 2007, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 28, 2007, 05:59:22 PM
Or you could just stop being a jerk by complaining about what sounds to be half decent people. psyduck;
Become atheist and enjoy these god damn cookies.
Does that sounds nice?
I apologize if I have standards. Also, I won't be an atheist anytime of my life. thumbup;
I'll be enjoying my atheist life and putting everybody down.
You poor bastard. thumbup;
I'll be seeing you burn in Hell while I float on a cloud to heaven. awesome;
Jk.
Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
Quote from: Ricky on May 28, 2007, 05:40:57 PM
No, but I've had neighbors that had a son that wanted to have sex with me.
You see, back when I was about 9 we were dumbasses and showed each other our PENUSes.
gonk;
And you don't know how hard it was for me to post that.
LMFAO
Yeah. He's 9 years old, and so horny. He walked in on me taking a shower...I swear I locked the door...and he comes over everyday to play with my brother. He's loud, and whenever I talk on the phone he asks who I'm talking to. He walked naked in my room also... gonk;
Quote from: Princess on May 28, 2007, 08:22:58 PM
Yeah. He's 9 years old, and so horny. He walked in on me taking a shower...I swear I locked the door...and he comes over everyday to play with my brother. He's loud, and whenever I talk on the phone he asks who I'm talking too. He walked naked in my room too... gonk;
Please, now my imagination is running wild, by stealing the place of the horny little nine year old.
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
UNLESS THE POPE COMES!
Quote from: SBKT on May 28, 2007, 08:24:02 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 28, 2007, 08:22:58 PM
Yeah. He's 9 years old, and so horny. He walked in on me taking a shower...I swear I locked the door...and he comes over everyday to play with my brother. He's loud, and whenever I talk on the phone he asks who I'm talking too. He walked naked in my room too... gonk;
Please, now my imagination is running wild, by stealing the place of the horny little nine year old.
I really hope I read that wrong... psyduck;
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
UNLESS THE POPE COMES!
I know for a fact the Pope is homosexual, so I'll give him a Hitler head dildo.
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
UNLESS THE POPE COMES!
I know for a fact the Pope is homosexual, so I'll give him a Hitler head dildo.
He still knows more than you.
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 28, 2007, 08:35:41 PM
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
UNLESS THE POPE COMES!
I know for a fact the Pope is homosexual, so I'll give him a Hitler head dildo.
He still knows more than you.
Does he? Probably not.
Put a copy of The God Delusion in their mailbox.
Quote from: RAWL on May 28, 2007, 05:38:54 PM
I got these new neighbors and they're already ruining our neighborhood. They're those faggy religious types that leave annoying papers in your door. They keep bugging everyone to donate money to charity. IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!!
Have you had annoying neighbors before?
What I did to piss off my Freaky Christian neighbors was setting my ringtone on my cell phone to Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland. awesome;
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
UNLESS THE POPE COMES!
I know for a fact the Pope is homosexual, so I'll give him a Hitler head dildo.
He still knows more than you.
Does he? Probably not.
Wouldn't you be the Pope if you knew more then? educate;
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
UNLESS THE POPE COMES!
I know for a fact the Pope is homosexual, so I'll give him a Hitler head dildo.
He still knows more than you.
Does he? Probably not.
Wouldn't you be the Pope if you knew more then? educate;
The Pope is just an Idol, he doesn't have to know more than any of the other cardinals, they're totally picked by a vote.
Quote from: SBKT on May 28, 2007, 09:05:48 PM
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Mormons
CRAZY FUCKERS, seriously, who wakes up at 5 in the morning to go to church for an hour?
JESUS
Catholics like me. catholic;
If I set a bible on fire, and shove a Jesus statuette up my ass, how would you react?
Nothing I would just say good job because you just made all Catholics around the world but me angry at you so you better run.
Then I say I know god better than any of them, and they'll explode. WIN!
UNLESS THE POPE COMES!
I know for a fact the Pope is homosexual, so I'll give him a Hitler head dildo.
He still knows more than you.
Does he? Probably not.
Wouldn't you be the Pope if you knew more then? educate;
The Pope is just an Idol, he doesn't have to know more than any of the other cardinals, they're totally picked by a vote.
But still he's known more. If you knew alot then you would be known more.
Ones with Dogs psyduck;
Ones that have Really, REALLY loud sex v;
Ones who think our Family is a bunch of evil kids emo;
Ones with hot Daughters awesome;
And Ones that let me steel their wireless internet caterpie;
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:09:19 PM
Ones with Dogs psyduck;
Ones that have Really, REALLY loud sex v;
Ones who think our Family is a bunch of evil kids emo;
Ones with hot Daughters awesome;
And Ones that let me steel their wireless internet caterpie;
Your sig is so cute. wub;
Quote from: Princess on May 28, 2007, 09:12:56 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:09:19 PM
Ones with Dogs psyduck;
Ones that have Really, REALLY loud sex v;
Ones who think our Family is a bunch of evil kids emo;
Ones with hot Daughters awesome;
And Ones that let me steel their wireless internet caterpie;
Your sig is so cute. wub;
I know, I'm sexy that way
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:13:23 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 28, 2007, 09:12:56 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:09:19 PM
Ones with Dogs psyduck;
Ones that have Really, REALLY loud sex v;
Ones who think our Family is a bunch of evil kids emo;
Ones with hot Daughters awesome;
And Ones that let me steel their wireless internet caterpie;
Your sig is so cute. wub;
I know, I'm sexy that way
I know. wub;
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
On your Grandma? Bitch... edumacate;
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
For slapping?
If you could get arrested for that, my mom would be serving life. caterpie;
Quote from: The Raven on May 28, 2007, 09:28:29 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
For slapping?
If you could get arrested for that, my mom would be serving life. caterpie;
Both my parents would have the death penalty.
Quote from: Princess on May 28, 2007, 09:29:17 PM
Quote from: The Raven on May 28, 2007, 09:28:29 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
For slapping?
If you could get arrested for that, my mom would be serving life. caterpie;
Both my parents would have the death penalty.
lulz
Slapping, I feel, is probably the best form of discipline. Grounding is stupid.
Quote from: The Raven on May 28, 2007, 09:30:24 PM
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Quote from: The Raven on May 28, 2007, 09:28:29 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
For slapping?
If you could get arrested for that, my mom would be serving life. caterpie;
Both my parents would have the death penalty.
lulz
Slapping, I feel, is probably the best form of discipline. Grounding is stupid.
Yeah. Grounding is so long while a slap just stings for like 3 seconds.
Quote from: Princess on May 28, 2007, 09:31:49 PM
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Quote from: The Raven on May 28, 2007, 09:28:29 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
For slapping?
If you could get arrested for that, my mom would be serving life. caterpie;
Both my parents would have the death penalty.
lulz
Slapping, I feel, is probably the best form of discipline. Grounding is stupid.
Yeah. Grounding is so long while a slap just stings for like 3 seconds.
Oh, but a painful 3 seconds it is.
Well, it worked for me. china;
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Quote from: Princess on May 28, 2007, 09:29:17 PM
Quote from: The Raven on May 28, 2007, 09:28:29 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 28, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
I have also had a neighbor try to arrest my Grammy for "Child abuse"
when we where 4 my little brother through some toy into the street and my Grammy slapped him and the neighbor called the cops. OF corse the Cops said the neighbor was full of shit
For slapping?
If you could get arrested for that, my mom would be serving life. caterpie;
Both my parents would have the death penalty.
lulz
Slapping, I feel, is probably the best form of discipline. Grounding is stupid.
My parents would be living the life. I've never been phusically disciplined, save for maybe a spanking here and there, which stopped once I hit 5.
Sometimes I dunno if this makes me lucky or not. Being ground for 8 months with absolutley no games, TV, friends, or computer REALLY sucks.
Slapping doesn't give you time to think about what you did wrong.
My parents have tried grounding me, but with 18+ game systems and shit hidden everywhere, I can easily get around it.
They once thought taking my Gamecube controller for a week would be severe punishment. I just took another from my closet. When they took that and my GBA's, I just got out my GBC. Then they gave up like always.
Also, no one hits me. I don't care who it is.
Quote from: Lawlz on May 29, 2007, 06:40:17 AM
My parents have tried grounding me, but with 18+ game systems and shit hidden everywhere, I can easily get around it.
They once thought taking my Gamecube controller for a week would be severe punishment. I just took another from my closet. When they took that and my GBA's, I just got out my GBC. Then they gave up like always.
Also, no one hits me. I don't care who it is.
That explains a lot of things.
Try living with a damn nazi-christian. I hate my mother... dawkins;
Quote from: Lance7 on May 29, 2007, 07:03:50 AM
Try living with a damn nazi-christian. I hate my mother... dawkins;
Everyone is a Nazi, but when you tell them that, they salute the bible.
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Quote from: Lance7 on May 29, 2007, 07:03:50 AM
Try living with a damn nazi-christian. I hate my mother... dawkins;
Everyone is a Nazi, but when you tell them that, they salute the bible.
STOP POSTING ON THREADS THAT PEOPLE DON'T POST IN ANYMORE
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Try living with a damn nazi-christian. I hate my mother... dawkins;
Everyone is a Nazi, but when you tell them that, they salute the bible.
STOP POSTING ON THREADS THAT PEOPLE DON'T POST IN ANYMORE
I don't think you have any power to stop me.
Quote from: Lance7 on May 29, 2007, 07:03:50 AM
Try living with a damn nazi-christian. I hate my mother... dawkins;
QFT edumacate;