I used to think oral sex was real sex and the testicle was the egg the baby hatched out of. so the woman sucked the testicle out of the man's dick, swallowed it, and the baby come out. then to account for more than two babies in a family, i figured the man regrew his lost testicle.
I used to think both men and women had penises, but women had bigger, hairier willies.
then they'd roll around in bed and have glorious penis combat and the woman would poop out a baby later if she won
wait that's not what happens
Oh Alan, Alan. n_u
I thought women didn't have jobs.
Quote from: Alan on February 07, 2009, 06:37:21 PM
so the woman sucked the testicle out of the man's dick, swallowed it, and the baby come out.
oh my god
I just thought babies happened.
No work or sex involved, you just wake up one morning 9 months pregnant
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 07, 2009, 06:39:33 PM
I thought women didn't have jobs.
ma'am, this isn't misconceptions about what the proper role of a woman should be. baddood;
misconceptions are the leading cause of abortion.
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Quote from: Veal on February 07, 2009, 06:42:21 PM
misconceptions are the leading cause of abortion.
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WHOOP
i thought they were pooped out
I thought they were born out of the mothers mouth. :(
My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.
They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>
Quote from: Sam on February 07, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.
They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>
I had a sex talk when I WAS EIGHT
:(
Quote from: Sam on February 07, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.
They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>
I've never had that conversation with my parents either. goowan
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 07, 2009, 07:38:46 PM
I've never had that conversation with my parents either. goowan
My parents gave me a sex education book. doodhuh;
Quote from: Tri4se on February 07, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
My parents gave me a sex education book. doodhuh;
my parents simply never brought it up
i think i'd do that same if i ever had kids
for the longest time I too thought both sexes had dicks
maybe I just never grew out of that, and maybe thats why I like futa. baddood;
I dont like them as much as normal girls though.
I thought they came out of a belly button.
Then I was like 5 and stuff happened ;_;
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on February 07, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
ma'am, this isn't misconceptions about what the proper role of a woman should be. baddood;
lol I got the link and didn't read the whole topic. n_u
What I read was this. childhood misconceptions you had
I never thought about that as a kid. Or I don't remember what I thought.
You're all wrong. Babies come from the Snorks.
Or is it the Stork? I can't remember. giggle;
I thought they just punched a hole through the stomach during birth.
Quote from: Selkie on February 07, 2009, 08:54:24 PM
I thought they just punched a hole through the stomach during birth.
CHESTBURSTERS n_u
I never even wondered before my parents told me how it goes down
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 07, 2009, 07:43:35 PM
my parents simply never brought it up
Hey my mom too, she never even tried to explain sex to me either. doodhuh;
i knew when i was three.
cause that's when my brother was born.
my mom told me they came from the pee pee lmfao whattt.
I don't remember ever thinking about this.
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on February 08, 2009, 09:36:09 AM
Hey my mom too, she never even tried to explain sex to me either. doodhuh;
same here
i can't blame them because i wouldn't either goowan
My dad said he drew a baby on a piece of paper and put it inside my mom through her belly button.
I never believed it.
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on February 08, 2009, 10:50:55 AM
My dad said he drew a baby on a piece of paper and put it inside my mom through her belly button.
I never believed it.
that's cute
babies were pooped out
That you became pregnant by praying. goowan
you cant kiss because kissing makes you pregnant
a vagina is a small pink penis
My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.
Then when I was about 9, my dad was like, "So you know how girls have that hole down there? So the guy sticks his wiener in there and pees and that's how you make the baby"
:D
Quote from: David on February 09, 2009, 07:22:58 AM
My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.
Then when I was about 9, my dad was like, "So you know how girls have that hole down there? So the guy sticks his wiener in there and pees and that's how you make the baby"
:D
That sounds like how R. Kelly's kids were conceived
Quote from: YPR on February 09, 2009, 09:19:25 AM
That sounds like how R. Kelly's kids were conceived
Oh, you wretched thing. n_u
Quote from: David on February 09, 2009, 07:22:58 AM
My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.
This. I thought makin' ur privates touch was a completely different thing.
Quote from: Bassir on February 08, 2009, 11:40:52 AM
Stop it with your goddamn MySpace posts.
what the poo are you talking about?
I thought boobies made babies