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Title: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Alan on February 07, 2009, 06:37:21 PM
I used to think oral sex was real sex and the testicle was the egg the baby hatched out of. so the woman sucked the testicle out of the man's dick, swallowed it, and the baby come out. then to account for more than two babies in a family, i figured the man regrew his lost testicle.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 07, 2009, 06:38:31 PM
I used to think both men and women had penises, but women had bigger, hairier willies.

then they'd roll around in bed and have glorious penis combat and the woman would poop out a baby later if she won
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: russell on February 07, 2009, 06:38:43 PM
wait that's not what happens
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: FAMY2 on February 07, 2009, 06:39:33 PM
Oh Alan, Alan.    n_u
I thought women didn't have jobs.  
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Veal on February 07, 2009, 06:40:02 PM
Quote from: Alan on February 07, 2009, 06:37:21 PM
so the woman sucked the testicle out of the man's dick, swallowed it, and the baby come out.

oh my god
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Bushy on February 07, 2009, 06:40:38 PM
I just thought babies happened.

No work or sex involved, you just wake up one morning 9 months pregnant
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: ME## on February 07, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 07, 2009, 06:39:33 PM
I thought women didn't have jobs.  


ma'am, this isn't misconceptions about what the proper role of a woman should be.   baddood;
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Veal on February 07, 2009, 06:42:21 PM
misconceptions are the leading cause of abortion.

ZING
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Bushy on February 07, 2009, 06:46:11 PM
Quote from: Veal on February 07, 2009, 06:42:21 PM
misconceptions are the leading cause of abortion.

ZING
WHOOP
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 07, 2009, 06:56:35 PM
i thought they were pooped out
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Cookie on February 07, 2009, 06:56:43 PM
I thought they were born out of the mothers mouth.  :(
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Sam on February 07, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.

They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Bushy on February 07, 2009, 07:18:58 PM
Quote from: Sam on February 07, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.

They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>
I had a sex talk when I WAS EIGHT

:(
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 07, 2009, 07:38:46 PM
Quote from: Sam on February 07, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
My parents told me when a mommy and a daddy wanted a baby, the mommy just got pregnant. So I figured it was some sort of magic I guess.

They still never had any sex talk with me. Thank god I discovered the internet at 8 years old. >.>
I've never had that conversation with my parents either. goowan
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Tri4se on February 07, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 07, 2009, 07:38:46 PM
I've never had that conversation with my parents either. goowan
My parents gave me a sex education book.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 07, 2009, 07:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tri4se on February 07, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
My parents gave me a sex education book.  doodhuh;
my parents simply never brought it up
i think i'd do that same if i ever had kids
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Garahe on February 07, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
for the longest time I too thought both sexes had dicks

maybe I just never grew out of that, and maybe thats why I like futa. baddood;

I dont like them as much as normal girls though.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Daddy on February 07, 2009, 07:55:53 PM
I thought they came out of a belly button.

Then I was like 5 and stuff happened ;_;
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: FAMY2 on February 07, 2009, 08:24:20 PM
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on February 07, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
ma'am, this isn't misconceptions about what the proper role of a woman should be.   baddood;

lol I got the link and didn't read the whole topic.    n_u
What I read was this.   childhood misconceptions you had
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Nyerp on February 07, 2009, 08:37:47 PM
I never thought about that as a kid. Or I don't remember what I thought.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Classic on February 07, 2009, 08:39:37 PM
You're all wrong. Babies come from the Snorks.

Or is it the Stork? I can't remember.  giggle;
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Selkie on February 07, 2009, 08:54:24 PM
I thought they just punched a hole through the stomach during birth.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Garahe on February 07, 2009, 08:59:45 PM
Quote from: Selkie on February 07, 2009, 08:54:24 PM
I thought they just punched a hole through the stomach during birth.


CHESTBURSTERS n_u
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2009, 09:32:00 AM
I never even wondered before my parents told me how it goes down
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: ME## on February 08, 2009, 09:36:09 AM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 07, 2009, 07:43:35 PM
my parents simply never brought it up


Hey my mom too, she never even tried to explain sex to me either.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: l a c e y on February 08, 2009, 09:39:41 AM
i knew when i was three.
cause that's when my brother was born.
my mom told me they came from the pee pee lmfao whattt.

Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Skylark on February 08, 2009, 09:46:34 AM
I don't remember ever thinking about this.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 08, 2009, 10:33:57 AM
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on February 08, 2009, 09:36:09 AM
Hey my mom too, she never even tried to explain sex to me either.  doodhuh;
same here
i can't blame them because i wouldn't either goowan
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on February 08, 2009, 10:50:55 AM
My dad said he drew a baby on a piece of paper and put it inside my mom through her belly button.
I never believed it.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Skylark on February 08, 2009, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on February 08, 2009, 10:50:55 AM
My dad said he drew a baby on a piece of paper and put it inside my mom through her belly button.
I never believed it.


that's cute
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Feynman on February 08, 2009, 11:40:52 AM
Quote from: Liopleurodon on February 08, 2009, 09:39:41 AMlmfao whattt.


Stop it with your goddamn MySpace posts.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 08, 2009, 03:16:01 PM
babies were pooped out
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2009, 03:24:40 PM
That you became pregnant by praying. goowan
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: rdl on February 08, 2009, 04:32:44 PM
you cant kiss because kissing makes you pregnant
a vagina is a small pink penis
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: strongbad on February 09, 2009, 07:22:58 AM
My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.

Then when I was about 9, my dad was like, "So you know how girls have that hole down there? So the guy sticks his wiener in there and pees and that's how you make the baby"

:D
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: YPrrrr on February 09, 2009, 09:19:25 AM
Quote from: David on February 09, 2009, 07:22:58 AM
My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.

Then when I was about 9, my dad was like, "So you know how girls have that hole down there? So the guy sticks his wiener in there and pees and that's how you make the baby"

:D
That sounds like how R. Kelly's kids were conceived
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Classic on February 09, 2009, 09:58:28 AM
Quote from: YPR on February 09, 2009, 09:19:25 AM
That sounds like how R. Kelly's kids were conceived

Oh, you wretched thing.  n_u
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Lotos on February 09, 2009, 12:49:14 PM
Quote from: David on February 09, 2009, 07:22:58 AM
My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.


This.  I thought makin' ur privates touch was a completely different thing.
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: l a c e y on February 09, 2009, 01:22:18 PM
Quote from: Bassir on February 08, 2009, 11:40:52 AM
Stop it with your goddamn MySpace posts.


what the poo are you talking about?
Title: Re: childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from
Post by: Geno on February 09, 2009, 01:23:20 PM
I thought boobies made babies