I can't help but talk back and voice my opinion, no matter how controversial or how much of an asshole I will sound like. It's why people call me an ass. I just have to say something "smart."
I also never like saying "yes," so I usually say "no" even when I mean "yes," and it also makes people really angry and that's another reason people call me an ass.
I can never be nice with little things like lend people pencils or looseleaf.
Then there's the the thing about me not caring about anything unless it benefits me or it's juicy gossip that could ruin someone that I could use as blackmail. It really frustrates people.
I'm "funny." And not the HONK HONK funny, but the House esque "Your boyfriend is probably cheating on you" jokes that piss people off.
I don't know the boundries. Someone's relative dies and I just don't give a shit. My aunt has breast cancer and everyone in the family has visited her and payed their respects, but I haven't. She even had surgery, and I didn't go to her house.
Pride. I can make people feel very bad about themselves. I love crushing spirits, especially those with low self-esteem.
Murder, death, and violence makes me laugh.
When I like a girl, I don't tell her because I fear of getting attached if the feeling is mutual—and so I wait until it imminently wears off.
I hate everything.
I keep all my anger, and depression, bottled up, and I let it out by playing on people's idiocy.
I torture my mother and my sisters, and piss my dad off because of it.
I love being at the top of the food chain, and I'm willing to get what I want at the expense of others.
Quote from: Ezlo on January 30, 2009, 09:57:55 AM
no you dont giggle;
Uh, yeah, I'm like Francis from Left 4 Dead.
Bassir, I honestly don't think you're that hateful. :(
Also, I'm easily offended.
-I'm disgustingly shy. In most cases I won't speak unless spoken to, unless I'm with close friends. befuddlement
-I have a mild stutter, but it usually only rears its ugly head if I'm reading or speaking to someone I don't know too well.
-I'm extremely lazy and procrastinate for as long as I can. akudood;
-i'm too nice and too passive and will let anyone get away with almost anything"
-I'm a very nervous person. I often laugh out of fear.
-I tend to a lot worry over little things that, chances are, nobody cares about-
"oh god i said that strangely i wonder if that guy over there thinks i have a speech impediment now"
-I often vastly overanalyze things. saddood;
-I'm overly apologetic and overly thankful.
I pulled most of this right out of the "little things that make you you" thread. scarecrowdood;
I'm lethargic.
Took me 5 minutes to write that, and nother 10 to add this second line. :'(
I get extremely nervous and end up acting like an idiot and not myself around girls.
Quote from: Selkie on January 30, 2009, 12:20:48 PM
I get extremely nervous and end up acting like an idiot and not myself around girls.
for me around girls i'm either flirty, an ass, or apathetic
I'm fat
I respect others' boundries too much... I make those boundries huge and tend not to say things that I'm worried might offend them, even if they might be fine with it
I'M LAZY
I have this thing where I try to light kittens on fire. baddood;
I like to escalate small fights to see how far I can go.
I don't say sorry.
When I get in a fight with someone I cut off all communication and never talk to them again.
:(
I'm lethargic and don't understand the minds of others.
laziness
suckiness
I find that I have several flaws about me.
1: My horrible tendency to leave for immeasurable amounts at a time
2: My tendency to be argumentative, even when its extremely unnecessary
3: The fact that I'm overly forgiving
4: The lack of willpower to finish anything after starting it
5: Being gay (BEING SATIRICAL HERE LOL)
6: being a little chubby
7: Trying to keep a relationship afloat with a guy who abuses me, to the point where even HE'S concerned for me
8: Loving that person all the more
9: Being a slut... wait, that's not much of a flaw
10: Liking kinky things (again, not a flaw yes; )
and finally
11: Ranting.
Extreme laziness, inability to say "thank you" most of the time...
I am anxious all of the time and I tell a lot of unnecessary stories, I mean to stop that but it doesn't really happen.
I do not talk much IRL. I am DEAD SILENT. Unless talked to, or called upon in class.
I still have not mastered the art of human communication.
I prefer machines to man/woman.
I have grandiose dreams of immortality and power.
I would gladly give up my sexuality, my humanity, and my emotion to become immortal.
I do not want money.
I do not really want sex.
I have a bad habit of always putting myself down.
I fear I may be getting depressed.
Quote from: Bassir on January 30, 2009, 09:55:56 AM
I love being at the top of the food chain
hahahahahaha
oh bassir, you really are funny n_u
Quote from: Kaz on January 30, 2009, 09:25:10 PM
inability to say "thank you" most of the time...
you prick
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 31, 2009, 07:29:08 AM
hahahahahaha
oh bassir, you really are funny n_u
yeah humans are higher up than gorillas, sorry
Quote from: Bassir on January 31, 2009, 10:23:41 AM
yeah humans are higher up than gorillas, sorry
fantastic insult, bravo thumbup;
you really know how to "crush spirits" with your same repetitive insults bassir;
you might be able to crush the spirit of your four-year-old sister, but thats about it
Hey is it just me or did you have a big bowl of TEENAGE ANGST for breakfast! ICEBURN MUTHAFUCKA fuck fidel castro
Everything you said and I like to make fun of people who have horrible grades. baddood;
I take a while to use the bathroom because I usually sit down and text while I'm doing whatever. People at parties with limited bathrooms always wonder what the hell I'm doing in there because it takes twice as long as other guys. I think they're lead to believe something a little more weird is going on in there.
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 31, 2009, 10:56:38 AM
fantastic insult, bravo thumbup;
you really know how to "crush spirits" with your same repetitive insults bassir;
you might be able to crush the spirit of your four-year-old sister, but thats about it
I really don't want to make fun of you. All I've ever wanted to do and all I do is call you a gorilla.
Quote from: Bassir on January 31, 2009, 04:03:30 PM
I really don't want to make fun of you. All I've ever wanted to do and all I do is call you a gorilla.
Is that not making fun of me? goonish
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 31, 2009, 05:30:24 PM
Is that not making fun of me? goonish
its not making fun
of you, its making fun
with you
Quote from: YPR on January 30, 2009, 12:42:27 PM
I respect others' boundries too much... I make those boundries huge and tend not to say things that I'm worried might offend them, even if they might be fine with it
ME TOO
Like whenever I go to another person's house, I ask before I do anything, just because I don't want to violate some house rule that I didn't know about. My friends always get annoyed from that.
im so shy at first that people think i just think I'm better than them
I always have a snobby look on my face.
I talk too soft sometimes.
I'm very clumsy.
I have a lot of fear. For example, next year I'll be part of the senior auction we have. I'm already scared that no one would bid on me, and I'll just stand there awkwardly, even though I'm pretty popular with the younger grades.
Also I'm moody all the time.
Quote from: Cyanide on January 31, 2009, 08:05:21 PM
I always have a snobby look on my face.
I talk too soft sometimes.
I'm very clumsy.
I have a lot of fear. For example, next year I'll be part of the senior auction we have. I'm already scared that no one would bid on me, and I'll just stand there awkwardly, even though I'm pretty popular with the younger grades.
Also I'm moody all the time.
Explain please, sounds like fun happydood;
Quote from: Mettalik on January 31, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
Explain please, sounds like fun happydood;
People buy the seniors, and they have to do stuff for them for a day.
Quote from: Cyanide on January 31, 2009, 08:09:40 PM
People buy the seniors, and they have to do stuff for them for a day.
i'll buy you yes;
Quote from: Nastasha on January 31, 2009, 07:11:00 PM
im so shy at first that people think i just think I'm better than them
i fear that people think the same of me
when really, it's exactly the opposite