It's my civil obligation. :(
[spoiler](http://i44.tinypic.com/55fcr4.jpg)[/spoiler]
GOD DAMMIT
Sorry James. giggle;
say you're a racist
lol that's what you get for voting
hit on the judge
maybe you will make nice jury friends
don't you get paid?
congratulations.
when i read the title of this thread i thought it said guess what i got in the mall.
and i was excited to know.
Quote from: Liopleurodon on January 24, 2009, 11:29:28 AM
congratulations.
when i read the title of this thread i thought it said guess what i got in the mall.
and i was excited to know.
... what? lol girl;
you get like $20 a day and you might not even get picked and it might be an interesting case doodthing;
Sorry, James. :(
if jmv doesn't do it, he's a dumbass
It's better to go out there and do some good than just post on reddit and whine and say "GUY GOT CONVICTED FOR RAPING A GIRL HE NEVER MET VOTE RON PAUL TODAY."
those of you that would try to get out of it are pansies that are only putting more power into the hands of death penalty loving nutcases that'd love to get on the jury for any case
Quote from: Liopleurodon on January 24, 2009, 11:34:09 AM
whhat do you mean what?
Quote from: Liopleurodon on January 24, 2009, 11:29:28 AM
congratulations.
when i read the title of this thread i thought it said guess what i got in the mall.
and i was excited to know.
The title does say "guess what I got in the mail."
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 11:36:50 AM
The title does say "guess what I got in the mail."
but, i thought it said THE MALL.
WAIT YOU GET PAID?
I WANT JURY DUTY EVERY DAY
Quote from: JMV on January 24, 2009, 11:38:57 AM
WAIT YOU GET PAID?
I WANT JURY DUTY EVERY DAY
You didn't know that? goonish
Quote from: Liopleurodon on January 24, 2009, 11:37:37 AM
but, i thought it said THE MALL.
I thought I could read akudood;
apparently I have a stigmatism smithicide;
also i wouldn't skip it because then i'd get fined and go to jail and raped and convicted by people who actually go to jury duty.
If everyone else picks guilty you should pick innocent and then use your wit to get everyone else to say he's innocent as well just like in 12 Angry Men.
hocuspocus;
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
I thought I could read akudood;
apparently I have a stigmatism smithicide;
Astigmatism.
Quote from: Kaz on January 24, 2009, 11:42:21 AM
If everyone else picks guilty you should pick innocent and then use your wit to get everyone else to say he's innocent as well just like in 12 Angry Men.
hocuspocus;
or convert them all to atheism... you know... whatever
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 24, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Astigmatism.
ok, further my humiliation, great friend you are akudood;
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
I thought I could read akudood;
apparently I have a stigmatism smithicide;
its okay.
i could see how misread that.
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 11:43:43 AM
ok, further my humiliation, great friend you are akudood;
Now you made me feel bad. :(
Quote from: JMV on January 24, 2009, 11:38:57 AM
WAIT YOU GET PAID?
I WANT JURY DUTY EVERY DAY
It's like $5-15 a day, if that.
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 24, 2009, 11:44:55 AM
Now you made me feel bad. :(
well you should baddood;
[spoiler]if you're good the rest of the day, I'll take you to mcdonald's n_u[/spoiler]
Quote from: Liopleurodon on January 24, 2009, 11:43:54 AM
its okay.
i could see how misread that.
thanks for understanding cjlubdoods;
HAHA I KNEW IT BEFORE I CLICKED ON THE THREAD
also lol sux 2 b u
Quote from: Kaz on January 24, 2009, 11:42:21 AM
If everyone else picks guilty you should pick innocent and then use your wit to get everyone else to say he's innocent as well just like in 12 Angry Men.
hocuspocus;
also, this
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 11:43:14 AM
or convert them all to atheism... you know... whatever
I LIKE THIS IDEA
Quote from: YPR on January 24, 2009, 11:46:27 AM
well you should baddood;
[spoiler]if you're good the rest of the day, I'll take you to mcdonald's n_u[/spoiler]
yay girl;
I think I'd enjoy jury duty. hocuspocus;
Quote from: JMV on January 24, 2009, 11:50:32 AM
I LIKE THIS IDEA
no
just do true justice and help those fellow jurors that lack understanding of other humans understand the reasoning behind criminal actions if they simply jump up and scream "HE DID IT AND NEEDS TO DIE"
Aggressive atheists/antitheists are as bad as fundies.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 24, 2009, 12:46:09 PM
no
just do true justice and help those fellow jurors that lack understanding of other humans understand the reasoning behind criminal actions if they simply jump up and scream "HE DID IT AND NEEDS TO DIE"
Aggressive atheists/antitheists are as bad as fundies.
exactly someone has to cancel them out
also there is no death penalty in our civilized state so ha
Quote from: JMV on January 24, 2009, 12:51:26 PM
exactly someone has to cancel them out
also there is no death penalty in our civilized state so ha
well still
if it's something like "THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS HER FATHER TOUCHED HER WHEN HE WAS IN ANOTHER STATE THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY HER BITCH OF A MOTHER CONDITIONED HER TO SAY IT", have some reason and don't bring up religion at all and just bring up actual reasoning when it comes to the case
I second the motion of JMV making a Henry Fonda of himself. hocuspocus;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 24, 2009, 12:55:12 PM
well still
if it's something like "THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS HER FATHER TOUCHED HER WHEN HE WAS IN ANOTHER STATE THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY HER BITCH OF A MOTHER CONDITIONED HER TO SAY IT", have some reason and don't bring up religion at all and just bring up actual reasoning when it comes to the case
sorry this is massachusetts we have laws. akudood;
also i dont think you understand the concept of a joke.
being an atheist and having 11 possible annoyed christfags being told their lovedaddy isn't real might be dangerous.
Quote from: JMV on January 24, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
sorry this is massachusetts we have laws. akudood;
also i dont think you understand the concept of a joke.
being an atheist and having 11 possible annoyed christfags being told their lovedaddy isn't real might be dangerous.
There is no person in this whole nation that's immune to a miscarriage of justice, and I can assure you your court system and laws in Massachusetts suck just like the rest of the country, although marginally less so than the south.
and constant spouting of 'christfags' is even more annoying than any christian, because you're the ones always claiming to be more intelligent and willing to accept others for who they are. goonish
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 24, 2009, 12:18:51 PM
I think I'd enjoy jury duty. hocuspocus;
If you go to the courthouse in CI, then you'd need to tell me so I can
abduct and rape bake a pretty cake for you.
We all have to do our duty, James Valente giggle;
No, that's your civic obligation :3
Quote from: Forest Hiro on January 24, 2009, 02:21:08 PM
No, that's your civic obligation :3
What? Fuck?
....
You clever person cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Kaz on January 24, 2009, 11:42:21 AM
If everyone else picks guilty you should pick innocent and then use your wit to get everyone else to say he's innocent as well just like in 12 Little Angry People.
hocuspocus;
But the DNA evidence matched 13 out of 13 SDR's, the Defendant's clearly guilty.
Other guy: Let's go over this again...........and that's why we need to find this man not guilty.
*JMV bursts through a window at court sometime later with a Machine Gun*
No body listened to me, ___ must die!! *you fire wildly*
Quote from: mario583 on January 24, 2009, 02:44:10 PM
*JMV bursts through a window at court sometime later with a Machine Gun*
No body listened to me, ___ must die!! *you fire wildly*
You best be trolling.
i was expecting an ear from a jilted lover but a jury summons works too
Quote from: Brooks on January 24, 2009, 04:27:17 PM
i was expecting an ear from a jilted lover but a jury summons is fine too
Fixed.
I spent Nov and Dec on jury duty. :(
Quote from: David on January 24, 2009, 06:36:02 PM
Why did that need to be fixed baddood;
___ is fine too
Meme giggle;
"Official Government Business" sounds fake.
*points finger at screen*
HAHA!
i still don't get the 'east lynn' thing. since when did they include areas of the city?
Quote from: JMV on January 25, 2009, 08:19:18 AM
i still don't get the 'east lynn' thing. since when did they include areas of the city?
according to the wiki article it's a neighbourhood in lynn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn,_Massachusetts#Neighborhoods
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 25, 2009, 09:48:28 AM
according to the wiki article it's a neighbourhood in lynn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn,_Massachusetts#Neighborhoods
yeah i know that but can they really just put people's hoods as their city
also neighbor you britfuck