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Title: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 02:14:45 PM
I just found Dianetics in my mom's purse. ;_;

I was all 'WHAT WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO SCIENTOLOGISTS' and she said they were at the mall and wouldn't leave her alone until she bought the book.

She apparently didn't know it was a religion/cult and I explained it to her.  akudood;


WHY ARE THEY IN MASSACHUSETTS. THIS IS PERSONAL
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 20, 2009, 02:15:59 PM
my mom knows to avoid the e-metre displays
we had someone in the family that had trouble getting out of scientology akudood;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 02:18:43 PM
I made my mom read the website about Lisa McPherson. spam;


Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Thyme on January 20, 2009, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Impish Misdemeanor on January 20, 2009, 02:18:43 PM
I made my mom read the website about Lisa McPherson. spam;


What did she say? O_0
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 02:25:12 PM
Quote from: Thyme on January 20, 2009, 02:23:31 PM
What did she say? O_0
she said she wants nothing to do with them.  baddood;

This will not end.
ps ill take her book and read it and lol at them
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 02:30:50 PM
OH GOD THEY HAVE OUR ADDRESS ;_;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
I WILL MAIL THOSE FUCKERS THOUSANDS OF DOODTHINGS
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: ME## on January 20, 2009, 02:38:31 PM
Quote from: Impish Misdemeanor on January 20, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
I WILL MAIL THOSE FUCKERS THOUSANDS OF DOODTHINGS


Do it.  baddood;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Martin on January 20, 2009, 03:07:03 PM
Quote from: Impish Misdemeanor on January 20, 2009, 02:18:43 PM
I made my mom read the website about Lisa McPherson. spam;



Who?
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 20, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Quote from: Impish Misdemeanor on January 20, 2009, 02:30:50 PM
OH GOD THEY HAVE OUR ADDRESS ;_;
keep your eye on the door
they'll be coming like jehovah's witnesses
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Lotos on January 20, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
Quote from: Ethereal on January 20, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
keep your eye on the door
they'll be coming like jehovah's witnesses


Buy a dog.  One that barks like crazy whenever someone even passes the house.  That's how we deal with them spam;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
Quote from: Lotos on January 20, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
Buy a dog.  One that barks like crazy whenever someone even passes the house.  That's how we deal with them spam;
C'NOTE THE ANTI-SCIENTOLOGIST DOG
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 20, 2009, 03:24:17 PM
JOY TO THE WORLD



WHY IS EVERYONE TYPING IN CAPS IN THIS THREAD
oh wait its just jmv n________n
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Cookie on January 20, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
I was walking near a Scientology church like 6 months ago and some random old guy gave me a pamphlet that was a scientology survey. I still have it I think....
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 20, 2009, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: The Cookie Monster on January 20, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
I was walking near a Scientology church like 6 months ago and some random old guy gave me a pamphlet that was a scientology survey. I still have it I think....
you should've torn it in and thrown it on the ground right in front of him
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 03:40:18 PM
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 20, 2009, 03:24:17 PM
JOY TO THE WORLD



WHY IS EVERYONE TYPING IN CAPS IN THIS THREAD
oh wait its just jmv n________n
what if some weird religion of made up facts was bothering your family  baddood;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 20, 2009, 03:54:58 PM
Quote from: Impish Misdemeanor on January 20, 2009, 03:40:18 PM
what if some weird religion of made up facts was bothering your family  baddood;


i'd demand to see tom cruise before i purchased anything  baddood;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Feynman on January 20, 2009, 03:59:51 PM
when someone nags me in malls and stuff i say that i'm an orphan boy and am looking for food
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 20, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: Bassir on January 20, 2009, 03:59:51 PM
when someone nags me in malls and stuff i say that i'm an orphan boy and am looking for food


and i wouldn't doubt it because you look perfect for the part ;)
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Feynman on January 20, 2009, 04:22:29 PM
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 20, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
and i wouldn't doubt it because you look perfect for the part ;)


all afghans are orphans :)
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2009, 04:25:03 PM
Quote from: Bassir on January 20, 2009, 04:22:29 PM
all afghans are orphans :)
USA
USA
USA!
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: StarPilot on January 20, 2009, 04:25:47 PM
When random people nag me I just ignore them completely and keep walking. They keep at it, I keep walking. Does get annoying though.
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Hermione Granger on January 20, 2009, 06:40:29 PM
i think it'd be interesting to read the book. i mean it'd be a fictional story to me, so i'd probably enjoy and lol many times.
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2009, 06:46:18 PM
Scientology even sounds retarded.
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Wrench on January 20, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
Quote from: Impish Misdemeanor on January 20, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
C'NOTE THE ANTI-SCIENTOLOGIST DOG

I lol'd.

I never see any scientologists around here and my family is enough educated to know they suck.
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on January 20, 2009, 09:55:41 PM
I've never really seen any Scientologists around here, but I'm sure I'll find some next time I head to Times Square.
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on January 20, 2009, 09:26:23 PM
>.<
ban
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: YPrrrr on January 21, 2009, 09:25:19 AM
Quote from: Hulk Hogan on January 20, 2009, 02:14:45 PM



WHY ARE THEY IN MASSACHUSETTS. THIS IS PERSONAL
Because it's the most liberal state in the union
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 21, 2009, 11:49:14 AM
Quote from: Booker T on January 21, 2009, 09:25:19 AM
Because it's the most liberal state in the union
then why dont we have more atheism  madood;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: YPrrrr on January 21, 2009, 11:55:02 AM
Quote from: Hulk Hogan on January 21, 2009, 11:49:14 AM
then why dont we have more atheism  madood;
Because you're atheist enough for the entire state n_u
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Daddy on January 21, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
Quote from: Booker T on January 21, 2009, 11:55:02 AM
Because you're atheist enough for the entire state n_u
We need to make it for the whole nation.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: The artist formally known on January 23, 2009, 01:37:38 AM
Haha, that sucks JMV. Like your life couldn't get any worse.
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Samus Aran on January 23, 2009, 08:42:49 AM
Quote from: reefer on January 23, 2009, 01:37:38 AM
Like your life couldn't get any worse.


You're so nice. doodthing;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: guff on January 23, 2009, 10:36:45 AM
well at least jamie doesn't need braces
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Oh on January 23, 2009, 10:41:10 AM
 What? A religion that nags people to join and has crazy stories that make no sense and require people to spend their money and time? Never heard of that before. badass
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Garahe on January 23, 2009, 11:03:42 AM
Scientology is mostly bullshit.

/obvious
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Oh on January 23, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
Quote from: Notwo on January 23, 2009, 11:03:42 AM
Scientology is mostly bullshit.

/obvious
A man that turns water into wine and can heal people with his touch isn't.  baddood;
Title: Re: OH GOD THE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Post by: Garahe on January 23, 2009, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: Rey Mysterio on January 23, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
A man that turns water into wine and can heal people with his touch isn't.  baddood;


I'm actually buddhist, AFAIK. :3