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Title: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 12:51:51 PM
Some girl at my school made up a bunch of crap and said I tried to strangle her or something.

She got a group of about 6-7 guys that are trying to kill me. One of them came up to my face and was about to punch me, but thankfully my friend was right beside me and he backed off.

but jesus christ i'm afraid to go to school tomorrow :'(
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2009, 12:52:29 PM
What girl :0
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 12:53:06 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 15, 2009, 12:52:29 PM
What girl :0
A white woman, of course.

She's always doing "things" with a bunch of other guys and flaunts it proudly, as well as her drug usage.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
You need to meet your fears head-on.

Go Clint Eastwood on them.

Also, why did the bitch do that? Did she just not like you?
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Slim on January 15, 2009, 12:54:11 PM
Haha, I hope they kick your ass. You deserve it. ^__^
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 12:55:33 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
You need to meet your fears head-on.

Go Clint Eastwood on them.

Also, why did the bitch do that? Did she just not like you?
She put her mouth right up against my ear and screams "WAAATTTT", and my hand instinctively flies up, grabs her hand, and I say "Don't do it again."

Somehow, gripping someone's hand == strangling them.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 01:00:15 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 12:55:33 PM
She put her mouth right up against my ear and screams "WAAATTTT", and my hand instinctively flies up, grabs her hand, and I say "Don't do it again."

Somehow, gripping someone's hand == strangling them.


I guess I can understand how she might have been intimidated if you hand flew up and grabbed hers.

I mean I guess you kind of overreacted. But still, that shouldn't equate to you strangling her.

But still, again, I don't think you should have done that to a girl
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
tell the principal :O
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Walter on January 15, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:00:15 PM
But still, again, I don't think you should have done that to a girl


Ya I agree. Girls are naturally weaker and less mentally capable of handling intimidating situations. You should not have put her through that Lawlz. Someone should just go up to you, grab your wrist, and say, "Don't do it again". That would set you straight, I bet.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 01:05:04 PM
Quote from: Lozal's Other Best Friend on January 15, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
Ya I agree. Girls are naturally weaker and less mentally capable of handling intimidating situations. You should not have put her through that Lawlz. Someone should just go up to you, grab your wrist, and say, "Don't do it again". That would set you straight, I bet.


I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not  doodhuh;

Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:05:26 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:00:15 PM
I guess I can understand how she might have been intimidated if you hand flew up and grabbed hers.

I mean I guess you kind of overreacted. But still, that shouldn't equate to you strangling her.

But still, again, I don't think you should have done that to a girl
this girl is a dumb bitch that's always hitting people and bragging about how great she is and abusing anyone that ever in any way disagrees with her

I think a swipe and "don't mess with me" isn't anywhere near what she really deserves, but thankfully I'm usually a pretty passive and calm person.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:13:28 PM
Quote from: Slim on January 15, 2009, 12:54:11 PM
Haha, I hope they kick your ass. You deserve it. ^__^


no he doesn't not really.

i think you should just kick her ass.
and then run get a gang and beat up those guys.
but if you dont wanna get a gang just hide.
wait. how big are you?
are you muscley and tall?
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:13:28 PM
no he doesn't not really.

i think you should just kick her ass.
and then run get a gang and beat up those guys.
but if you dont wanna get a gang just hide.
wait. how big are you?
are you muscley and tall?


lmao
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: LCK on January 15, 2009, 01:14:42 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:13:28 PM
no he doesn't not really.

i think you should just kick her ass.
and then run get a gang and beat up those guys.
but if you dont wanna get a gang just hide.
wait. how big are you?
are you muscley and tall?
hahahaha
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on January 15, 2009, 01:15:11 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:13:28 PM
no he doesn't not really.

i think you should just kick her ass.
and then run get a gang and beat up those guys.
but if you dont wanna get a gang just hide.
wait. how big are you?
are you muscley and tall?

this is lawlz we're talking about I'M MORE MUSCLEY THAN LAWLZ nigger
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
Quote from: Paranormal Pancake on January 15, 2009, 01:15:11 PM
this is lawlz we're talking about I'M MORE MUSCLEY THAN LAWLZ nigger


well idk what you, or him looks like.
so i asked.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:17:27 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:13:28 PM
no he doesn't not really.

i think you should just kick her ass.
and then run get a gang and beat up those guys.
but if you dont wanna get a gang just hide.
wait. how big are you?
are you muscley and tall?
i'm not muscular in any way goonish

But I had a posse surround me throughout the latter half of the day, which just barely helped me survive by the skin of my ass.

but the first 3 periods, i have no one
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Classic on January 15, 2009, 01:18:04 PM
Lawlz is a cute little boy.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2009, 01:18:14 PM
lawlz hang out with more negroes
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:19:33 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 15, 2009, 01:18:14 PM
lawlz hang out with more negroes
i have like 5 negroes to protect me right now

a problem is one of the negroes she was telling this shit to sits right in front of me in advisory goonish
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 15, 2009, 01:20:09 PM
Stab the dumb broad then see what those guys do
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2009, 01:20:45 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:19:33 PM
i have like 5 negroes to protect me right now

a problem is one of the negroes she was telling this shit to sits right in front of me in advisory goonish
ok here is your solution

'yo wtf that white bitch is pmsing or some shit. she trippin'
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 15, 2009, 01:18:14 PM
lawlz hang out with more negroes


yeah big ones.
and i say you're pretty much fucked.

wait, all of you that tell stories of like getting beat up and like "bullied" are so weird.
cause like stuff like this doesn't happen at my school.
obv. they are fights.
but groups of men dont go after one other guy.
so weird.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Walter on January 15, 2009, 01:22:12 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:05:04 PM
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not  doodhuh;


Sarcastic?! akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:23:25 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
yeah big ones.
and i say you're pretty much fucked.

wait, all of you that tell stories of like getting beat up and like "bullied" are so weird.
cause like stuff like this doesn't happen at my school.
obv. they are fights.
but groups of men dont go after one other guy.
so weird.
I live in the southern US; all natives are retarded.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:23:52 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:23:25 PM
I live in the southern US; all natives are retarded.


ahh.
you should move then dude.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 01:24:10 PM
Obviously it wasn't truly a big deal, but honestly you should have realized that doing that would be considered pretty nervy/unmanly/and wrong. Even if you just grabbed her arm, the fact is you grabbed a girl in an intimidating way and that's just wrong. You really shouldn't ever touch a girl in that way, even if they are a fucking cunt.

And I can understand why her guy friends are pissed. I would be too.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:24:24 PM
u shud summon ur persona
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:25:40 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:24:10 PM
Obviously it wasn't truly a big deal, but honestly you should have realized that doing that would be considered pretty nervy/unmanly/and wrong. Even if you just grabbed her arm, the fact is you grabbed a girl in an intimidating way and that's just wrong. You really shouldn't ever touch a girl in that way, even if they are a fucking cunt.

And I can understand why her guy friends are pissed. I would be too.
this girl goes around hitting everyone and thinking she can do anything

i really think someone needed to stand up against her eventually, and i didn't even do any damage psyduck;

I'm not going to let some bitch make me go deaf without doing something.
Quote from: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:24:24 PM
u shud summon ur persona
a whore like her would love mara
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:27:07 PM
no, i have a plan.
get your girlfriends to beat her up!!!!
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:27:47 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:27:07 PM
girlfriends
QuoteThread posted by Lawlz
goonish
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
she meant female friends.


where is alex or w/e
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:28:41 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:27:47 PM
goonish


Don't feed the lacey, sir.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 15, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
she meant female friends.


where is alex or w/e
alex is a very loose acquaintance with this girl

and by acquaintance, i mean this girl comes up and forcefully kisses her and smacks her ass and there isn't anything alex can do about it
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 15, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
she meant female friends.



this is what i meant.

Quote from: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:28:41 PM
Don't feed the lacey, sir.


and you shut yo face.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:31:34 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
and you shut yo face.


bitch you cant touch dis
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 01:31:58 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:25:40 PM
this girl goes around hitting everyone and thinking she can do anything

i really think someone needed to stand up against her eventually, and i didn't even do any damage psyduck;

I'm not going to let some bitch make me go deaf without doing something.a whore like her would love mara


She's just a stupid fucking bitch if she ever actually physically or mentally hurts someone, they probably deserve it for being such a pussy for christ's sake.

Also, if you want to stand up to her, then say whatever you want to her. It doesn't matter, you still have no reason to touch a girl for being annoying.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:32:36 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:31:58 PM
She's just a stupid fucking bitch if she ever actually physically or mentally hurts someone, they probably deserve it for being such a pussy for christ's sake.

Also, if you want to stand up to her, then say whatever you want to her. It doesn't matter, you still have no reason to touch a girl for being annoying.
but a girl hitting me is perfectly acceptable?

goonish
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:31:34 PM
bitch you cant touch dis


i wouldn't touch your disgustingness with a ten foot pole.

Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:32:36 PM
but a girl hitting me is perfectly acceptable?

goonish


no it is not acceptable you did the right thing!!!!

Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on January 15, 2009, 01:35:10 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:32:36 PM
but a girl hitting me is perfectly acceptable?

goonish

Take it like a man, shorty. spam;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:37:08 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:34:13 PM
i wouldn't touch your disgustingness with a ten foot pole.


What about a 39,½ foot pole?
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:32:36 PM
but a girl hitting me is perfectly acceptable?

goonish


yes...

Girls are fragile things that can't handle being hit. You're a man. Suck it up.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on January 15, 2009, 01:38:28 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
yes...

Girls are fragile things that can't handle being hit. You're a man. Suck it up.

okay, now i'm not sure if you're trolling or not akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:39:04 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:37:08 PM
What about a 39,½ foot pole?


okay well, i wouldn't touch you with anything.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:39:04 PM
okay well, i wouldn't touch you with anything.



you've already touched my heart cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:40:42 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
yes...

Girls are fragile things that can't handle being hit. You're a man. Suck it up.
...

I sure hope you're kidding, or you're just never seen or touched a woman in your life.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 01:40:49 PM
Quote from: Paranormal Pancake on January 15, 2009, 01:38:28 PM
okay, now i'm not sure if you're trolling or not akudood;


how am I trolling? Everything I am saying holds value.

It's a fact that girls are by nature a lot weaker than men. They can't do any serious damage to us with their bare fists. We can to them though.

And I am speaking generally. I'm sure the vice versa situation happens once in a while. But still, GENERALLY.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2009, 01:41:12 PM
reminds me of last year when some whore touched my ass and i got pissed
Anyway, she shouldn't be angry with you if all you did was tell her to knock it off. goonish
oh god you grabbed my hand which is somehow also my neck, i'm going to knock your block off
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: LCK on January 15, 2009, 01:41:42 PM
selkie shut the hell up
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on January 15, 2009, 01:42:34 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:40:49 PM
how am I trolling? Everything I am saying holds value.

It's a fact that girls are by nature a lot weaker than men. They can't do any serious damage to us with their bare fists. We can to them though.

And I am speaking generally. I'm sure the vice versa situation happens once in a while. But still, GENERALLY.

Yep, you're trollin'. baddood;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:43:10 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
you've already touched my heart cjlubdoods;


not physically.


also if i go hit a guy, i exspect that i am going to get hit back.
and i usually do.
ask mike, some aric kid like beats on me everyday lol..
its just whatever.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:43:10 PM
not physically.



ow thaT wold hurrt ;9
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:46:57 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:40:49 PM
They can't do any serious damage to us with their bare fists.
You're suggesting women don't even have muscles.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: LCK on January 15, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
I've sustained multiple bruises from being hit by these weak, delicate, fragile females.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Walter on January 15, 2009, 01:49:24 PM
My girlfriend got charged with assault for punching a girl in the face and breaking her nose.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 01:52:44 PM
Alright fine I went off track.

I still firmly support my original argument though, that it was retarded of Lawlz to grab her arm. He had no reason to tough her for simply being annoying. It was a unmanly and pathetic thing to do.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Pyrate on January 15, 2009, 01:56:29 PM
I could understand Selkie's reaction if you hit her, but what's wrong with grabbing her arm? goonish
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 01:58:35 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:52:44 PM
Alright fine I went off track.

I still firmly support my original argument though, that it was retarded of Lawlz to grab her arm. He had no reason to tough her for simply being annoying. It was a unmanly and pathetic thing to do.
Putting your mouth against someone and screaming with the intent to deafen is a lot more than a mere "annoyance." psyduck;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Walter on January 15, 2009, 02:00:10 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 01:58:35 PM
Putting your mouth against someone and screaming with the intent to deafen is a lot more than a mere "annoyance." psyduck;


If you aren't a man that is. You are a man, aren't you?
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 02:02:39 PM
Quote from: Lozal's Other Best Friend on January 15, 2009, 02:00:10 PM
If you aren't a man that is. You are a man, aren't you?
Yeah, deafness and stupidly accepting torture makes you manly.

If you're retarded and a coward.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Walter on January 15, 2009, 02:08:57 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 02:02:39 PM
Yeah, deafness and stupidly accepting torture makes you manly.

If you're retarded and a coward.



but but but... don't you want to be manly?

doodhuh;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 02:14:55 PM
You could have made her back off without having to grab her arm.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: russell on January 15, 2009, 02:39:27 PM
I'm pretty sure this would only happen in the south
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: YPrrrr on January 15, 2009, 02:41:21 PM
Quote from: 'Ð½Ð¾',кел on January 15, 2009, 02:39:27 PM
I'm pretty sure this would only happen in the south
Ha, so true.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Tri4se on January 15, 2009, 03:18:57 PM
actually strangler


that will teach her
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Martin on January 15, 2009, 03:21:04 PM
See if you can get your friend (the one who is a total skirt chaser) and get her to give up nudes to him. At which point, distribute them to everyone anonymously.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 06:16:00 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 02:14:55 PM
You could have made her back off without having to grab her arm.
You don't know this woman.

If you say something to her, she'll only harass you more.
Quote from: 'Ð½Ð¾',кел on January 15, 2009, 02:39:27 PM
I'm pretty sure this would only happen in the south
I told everyone that this is exactly why the south sucks.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 06:17:11 PM
Quote from: M_W on January 15, 2009, 03:21:04 PM
See if you can get your friend (the one who is a total skirt chaser) and get her to give up nudes to him. At which point, distribute them to everyone anonymously.


This right here is a reasonable way to get back at her.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Travis on January 15, 2009, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 01:40:49 PM
how am I trolling? Everything I am saying holds value.

It's a fact that girls are by nature a lot weaker than men. They can't do any serious damage to us with their bare fists. We can to them though.

And I am speaking generally. I'm sure the vice versa situation happens once in a while. But still, GENERALLY.
why would you even say something so stupid
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 06:18:49 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 06:17:11 PM
This right here is a reasonable way to get back at her.

Except everyone's seen her naked.

She keeps naked photos of herself on her camera and shows them to everyone she meets. Seriously.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 06:19:02 PM
Quote from: Persnickety Pancake on January 15, 2009, 06:18:11 PM
why would you even say something so stupid


Shut the fuck up. That was hours ago I already said after it that I went a little too far you cunt.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 06:20:10 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 06:18:49 PM
Except everyone's seen her naked.

She keeps naked photos of herself on her camera and shows them to everyone she meets. Seriously.


I bet her vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Travis on January 15, 2009, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 06:19:02 PM
Shut the fuck up. That was hours ago I already said after it that I went a little too far you cunt.
w/e
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2009, 06:20:37 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 06:20:10 PM
I bet her vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich.
that's putting it lightly
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 06:22:33 PM
Quote from: Persnickety Pancake on January 15, 2009, 06:20:19 PM
w/e


sorry i just got off went off right there  :(
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Ezloﺕ on January 15, 2009, 06:23:22 PM
keep a journal and write every 30 or so minutes on your status
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Feynman on January 15, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
Bring a sawed off Remington 870 shotgun and say "YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU MESSIN' WITH? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!"
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2009, 06:28:40 PM
Quote from: Bassir on January 15, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
Bring a sawed off Remington 870 shotgun and say "YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU MESSIN' WITH? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!"


I actually laughed at something Bassir said.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Placebo Headwound on January 16, 2009, 01:46:17 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2009, 06:18:49 PM
She keeps naked photos of herself on her camera and shows them to everyone she meets. Seriously.
Is it really that boring in the south? doodhuh;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Martin on January 16, 2009, 02:09:21 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on January 15, 2009, 06:20:10 PM
I bet her vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich.
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/stienerfist/vagsandwich.jpg)

Vaginas: Great taste, less filling.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 16, 2009, 02:22:04 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 16, 2009, 01:46:17 PM
Is it really that boring in the south? doodhuh;
Points of interest in Clarksville: about 7 Walmarts within a 5 mile radius of my house. thumbup;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Placebo Headwound on January 16, 2009, 02:51:48 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 16, 2009, 02:22:04 PM
Points of interest in Clarksville: about 7 Walmarts within a 5 mile radius of my house. thumbup;

I don't think I've ever seen a Walmart in my life. doodhuh;

My friend told me people would just go hang out at Walmart to pass time in the south. n_u
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Hiro on January 16, 2009, 03:06:32 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 16, 2009, 02:51:48 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a Walmart in my life. doodhuh;

-the hell? goonish
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Martin on January 16, 2009, 03:15:56 PM
I HATE Walmart
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Claquesous on January 16, 2009, 03:29:45 PM
loling like mad at Selkie's posts. I completely disagree. I don't care who it is, girl or boy, you don't let someone yell in your ear. Do something about it.

"grabbing her arm is going to far". Uh. I really don't see how.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on January 16, 2009, 04:22:20 PM
Quote from: Claquesous on January 16, 2009, 03:29:45 PM
Uh. I really don't see how.

women are fragile don't you know that ;)
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Paul on January 16, 2009, 04:25:39 PM
that sucks.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Slim on January 16, 2009, 04:35:26 PM
So are you dead yet or what?
Damn it, the suspense is killing me. akudood;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Samus Aran on January 16, 2009, 05:11:31 PM
Quote from: Bassir on January 15, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
Bring a sawed off Remington 870 shotgun and say "YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU MESSIN' WITH? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!"


i love that guy so much
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 16, 2009, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: Claquesous on January 16, 2009, 03:29:45 PM
loling like mad at Selkie's posts. I completely disagree. I don't care who it is, girl or boy, you don't let someone yell in your ear. Do something about it.

"grabbing her arm is going to far". Uh. I really don't see how.
as always, claquesous knows what's up :|

But my brotato dragged me down to the office and we looked at evidence on the camera and everything so I'm safe. All I'll have to do is sign a contract on monday saying I have to leave them all alone or I'm kicked out of the school, and they'll all have to sign similar contracts except the guys could be arrested if they break it.

but yeah there should be nothing to worry about
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Slim on January 16, 2009, 10:34:48 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 16, 2009, 10:24:27 PM
as always, claquesous knows what's up :|

But my brotato dragged me down to the office and we looked at evidence on the camera and everything so I'm safe. All I'll have to do is sign a contract on monday saying I have to leave them all alone or I'm kicked out of the school, and they'll all have to sign similar contracts except the guys could be arrested if they break it.

but yeah there should be nothing to worry about

Why don't these kinds of stories ever have happy endings? saddood;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 16, 2009, 10:43:19 PM
Quote from: Slim on January 16, 2009, 10:34:48 PM
Why don't these kinds of stories ever have happy endings? saddood;
omg u outsiders r so funney
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Samus Aran on January 16, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
The constant back-and-forth bickering and mockery between you two is getting extremely annoying. You're like 3rd graders with grudges that keep building on themselves.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Slim on January 16, 2009, 10:48:06 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 16, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
The constant back-and-forth bickering and mockery between you two is getting extremely annoying. You're like 3rd graders with grudges that keep building on themselves.


but, but... he started it, mom! ;--;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Daddy on January 17, 2009, 12:08:38 AM
well im ending it.
don't make me pull this car over
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Slim on January 17, 2009, 12:17:44 AM
noooo!!! okay I'll be good now.
...are we there yet, btw?
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: guff on January 17, 2009, 06:56:38 AM
lawlz is the tennessee strangler baddood;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 17, 2009, 07:24:46 AM
Wow, schools sure are safe environments for learning!
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 17, 2009, 07:30:43 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 17, 2009, 07:24:46 AM
Wow, schools sure are safe environments for learning!
In the north they usually are.

but as soon as you cross into the south, everything is at least ten times dangerous as it is in civilized society. people here are just outright barbaric
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Wrench on January 17, 2009, 08:44:23 AM
Quote from: Bassir on January 15, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
Bring a sawed off Remington 870 shotgun and say "YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU MESSIN' WITH? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!"

I am laughing so hard from this. hahahah
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Oh on January 17, 2009, 09:13:05 AM
 Put her number and photo on an online chat site and say you're lonely.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Feynman on January 17, 2009, 09:26:28 AM
http://boyah.net/bassir/The%20Dark%20Knight%20Prologue.swf
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 17, 2009, 09:27:25 AM
what a lame line
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Thyme on January 17, 2009, 09:28:29 AM
I think I just watched that for a whole minute. giggle;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 17, 2009, 09:41:22 AM
Better start carrying around an afro-beater.
Or, you know, a knife.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 17, 2009, 11:00:38 AM
lawlz makes me want to visit a southern school so badly
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Oh on January 17, 2009, 11:06:30 AM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 17, 2009, 11:00:38 AM
lawlz makes me want to visit a southern school so badly
Some kids say the word "YA'LL" it's horrible. ;___;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 17, 2009, 11:10:08 AM
Quote from: Sackrawl on January 17, 2009, 11:06:30 AM
Some kids say the word "YA'LL" it's horrible. ;___;

is this sarcasm
either way i was being serious, i just want to see if it's really so shitty down there befuddlement
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 17, 2009, 11:10:59 AM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 17, 2009, 11:10:08 AM
is this sarcasm
either way i was being serious, i just want to see if it's really so shitty down there befuddlement
it really is
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 17, 2009, 11:11:51 AM
my school isn't like that as far as i know
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Classic on January 17, 2009, 11:12:33 AM
My school wasn't like that. Now you are just stereotyping.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 17, 2009, 11:13:33 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 17, 2009, 11:10:59 AM
it really is
i'd honestly love to experience this for myself
although, i'd probably be hated as soon as i walked through the door for not being white :'(
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Oh on January 17, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 17, 2009, 11:10:08 AM
is this sarcasm
either way i was being serious, i just want to see if it's really so shitty down there befuddlement
No, it's not. I hate that word. smithicide;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 17, 2009, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Mr. Tickle on January 17, 2009, 11:12:33 AM
My school wasn't like that. Now you are just stereotyping.  doodhuh;
The maybe it's just middle Tennessee.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: guff on January 17, 2009, 11:38:04 AM
lawlz has had a problem with extrapolation for some time now
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: :atomsk: on January 18, 2009, 06:54:50 AM
Quote from: M_W on January 16, 2009, 03:15:56 PM
I HATE Walmart

noo..i work at Walmart. :( and i love it.

Also spitting in her face would've been nice since she's 3 inches away from your face with her mouth open and everything.

And ya, the hicks around here drive me crazy! especially at school. They use such improper grammer all the time knowing it's improper. And their freakin' tight jeans, boots, and FFA... God i'm so glad i don't have a southern accent.
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 18, 2009, 06:57:14 AM
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 18, 2009, 06:54:50 AM
And ya, the hicks around here drive me crazy! especially at school. They use such improper grammer all the time knowing it's improper. And their freakin' tight jeans, boots, and FFA... God i'm so glad i don't have a southern accent.


lol

Also, someone signed me up for FFA against my will. :|
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: :atomsk: on January 18, 2009, 07:33:39 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 18, 2009, 06:57:14 AM
lol

Also, someone signed me up for FFA against my will. :|

lol that's amazing! Did you get your schedule changed?
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 18, 2009, 07:34:31 AM
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 18, 2009, 07:33:39 AM
lol that's amazing! Did you get your schedule changed?


uh what would that do
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: :atomsk: on January 18, 2009, 07:36:57 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 18, 2009, 07:34:31 AM
uh what would that do

Make you not have to take FFA..   doodthing;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Selkie on January 18, 2009, 07:46:44 AM
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 18, 2009, 06:54:50 AM
Also spitting in her face would've been nice


Or even better yet...  yes;
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Nyerp on January 18, 2009, 07:52:41 AM
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 18, 2009, 07:36:57 AM
Make you not have to take FFA..   doodthing;


oh yeah well it was either animal science or some other crap

it's not like i've actually participated in the club lol
Title: Re: Oh god, I am really screwed
Post by: Trini on January 18, 2009, 04:31:35 PM
There was this girl who spit on this other guy twice. When she got ready for the 3rd time, he slapped the shit out of her, and she walked always with her face in her hands.

He was the coolest kid in school the next day.  n_u