I sat through The Unborn yesterday with a group of friends. It wasn't good OR scary. It was advertised as shit yourself scary, but the scary parts come in between the boring backstory parts, which take up 75% of the movie. The scary parts weren't even that bad, even worse they came in at the most obvious time. "lololol, its dark and i'm scared let me look in the mirror OH SHIT A POSESSED 4 YEAR OLD!!!"
Long story short, I wasn't satisfied. What do you guys think of the unborn? doodhuh;
[spoiler]The only good part is when grandpa gets possessed by the dybbuk and he goes ape shit.[/spoiler]
It still kind of gives me a cold sweat when I realize last night me and my friends were close to picking seeing this over Gran Torino.
Why would you even expect it to be any good? doodhuh;
Quote from: Hiro on January 10, 2009, 07:57:36 PM
Why would you even expect it to be any good? doodhuh;
pfft fuck that shit man, I wanted to see bedtime stories. madood;
i blame peer pressure. :(
Quote from: The King's Royal Baker on January 10, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
pfft fuck that shit man, I wanted to see bedtime stories. madood;
i blame peer pressure. :(
Bedtime Sotries was really mediocre :\
it's kind of pathetic when getting scared becomes a reason to spend money on seeing a movie
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 08:04:30 PM
it's kind of pathetic when getting scared becomes a reason to spend money on seeing a movie
Then I guess it's a good thing that wasn't the reason I saw it. doodthing;
Quote from: The King's Royal Baker on January 10, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
Then I guess it's a good thing that wasn't the reason I saw it. doodthing;
You sure made it seem like it was an important reason, sir.
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 08:16:04 PM
You sure made it seem like it was an important reason, sir.
That's because I expected to get scared, but it's not the most important factor. The fact that it wasn't scary only contributes to the fact that it sucked, but the main reason it sucked was the shitilly awful Auschwitz backstory.
Odette Yustman is really hot
And I heard she shows alot of camel toe
Quote from: Geno on January 10, 2009, 09:32:26 PM
Odette Yustman is really hot
And I heard she shows alot of camel toe
This is true baddood;
I thought it was hilarious, me and my friend knew it was going to be bad but we saw it to laugh at it.
I like how in one of the commercials it advertised, "WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE WRITERS FROM THE DARK KNIGHT".
Quote from: Pyrate on January 11, 2009, 10:30:31 AM
I like how in one of the commercials it advertised, "WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE WRITERS FROM THE DARK KNIGHT".
lol
"INCLUDES A SCENE WITH THAT GUY WHO CROSSED THE STREET IN THAT ONE SCENE IN THE DARK KNIGHT"
I wanna see Defiance friday giggle;
Horror Movies ALWAYS suck.
Quote from: steal on January 11, 2009, 06:23:23 PM
Yeah, it was terrible but it was fun because my whole group of friends made fun of it all the way through. some people got kinda pissed at us.
Same here.
Quote from: Sackrawl on January 12, 2009, 03:39:46 PM
Same here.
I made a scene at the part where grandpa gets posessed. The whole time I was screaming "YAAAAAAAAH GRANDPA FTW SLAP A BITCH!!!!" wariodood;
And in the beginning I was like "Bitch stole my mittin!!!" madood;