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Title: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 10, 2009, 06:09:41 PM
I'll settle for even a $5 piece of shit from goodwill. Any violin will do.

I JUST NEED ONE BECAUSE THEY SOUND SO GOOD AND I WANT TO MAKE GOOD MUSIC WITH ONE :'(
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Tomboh on January 10, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
i have a $2200 violin. will that suffice
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Samus Aran on January 10, 2009, 06:14:25 PM
yes violins are awesome i agree
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 10, 2009, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on January 10, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
i have a $2200 violin. will that suffice
yes
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: superclucky on January 10, 2009, 06:15:29 PM
I like it when they're played in reverse.

Even if they're played regularly they're still awesome. ;_;
Plus the people who play them look like robots.
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Nyerp on January 10, 2009, 06:17:21 PM
i just sent you one
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Tomboh on January 10, 2009, 06:20:47 PM
Quote from: Pancake Paranoia on January 10, 2009, 06:15:15 PM
yes
ok gimme your address
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Lotos on January 10, 2009, 06:33:46 PM
Quote from: Lost and Found on January 10, 2009, 06:15:29 PM
I like it when they're played in reverse.

Even if they're played regularly they're still awesome. ;_;
Plus the people who play them look like robots.


My sister's not a robot, is she?
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: superclucky on January 10, 2009, 06:38:40 PM
Quote from: Lotos on January 10, 2009, 06:33:46 PM
My sister's not a robot, is she?
They move all robot-like ;_;
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Lotos on January 10, 2009, 06:46:01 PM
Quote from: Lost and Found on January 10, 2009, 06:38:40 PM
They move all robot-like ;_;


I watched a friend play violin, I was in awe.  I actually appreciate it now.  But I still don't want to go to watch my sister play in her school concert :|
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 10, 2009, 06:48:16 PM
my brother plays violin in school so whenever he brings it home i'll go crazy bassir;
why did i ever quit band :'(
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: strongbad on January 10, 2009, 07:41:54 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 10, 2009, 06:48:16 PM
my brother plays violin in school so whenever he brings it home i'll go crazy bassir;
why did i ever quit band :'(

My brother has to practice his clarinet 30 minutes a night, which is usually right when I go to bed.
I blame my bad sleeping patterns on him

Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 10, 2009, 07:45:34 PM
I will conduct a famous symphony one day.  baddood;

Also you can pretend and make stories around the hickies on your neck your violin will give you. ;)

Quote from: Lost and Found on January 10, 2009, 06:15:29 PM
I like it when they're played in reverse.


lawl what :]
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Tomboh on January 10, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 10, 2009, 07:45:34 PM
Also you can pretend and make stories around the hickies on your neck your violin will give you. ;)
i dont have any
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 10, 2009, 09:03:43 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on January 10, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
i dont have any


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=violin%20hickey
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
one time this guy was trying to impress me.
and he was all like yeah i play the violin.
and i'm all like omg no, that's not impressive.
and he was all like :(
and i'm all like, weirdo.
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Tomboh on January 10, 2009, 09:06:35 PM
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 10, 2009, 09:03:43 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=violin%20hickey
is it necessary to have two identical articles

and i still usually dont get one. you arent really supposed to grip your violin with your neck and shoulder, but rather let it rest on your shoulder, let your thumb go under the fingerboard to hold it up, and use your neck as support
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Hiro on January 10, 2009, 09:08:02 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
one time this guy was trying to impress me.
and he was all like yeah i play the violin.
and i'm all like omg no, that's not impressive.
and he was all like :(
and i'm all like, weirdo.

shuda slap that bich
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on January 10, 2009, 09:20:12 PM
Violins are cool. This seems like a cheap price for a new violin:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Brand-NEW-VIOLIN-4-4-with-case-bow-and-strings_W0QQitemZ320330264988QQcmdZViewItemQQptZSheet_Music_Song_Books?hash=item320330264988&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

An alternative would be to buy a keyboard that can play violin sounds.
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 10, 2009, 09:21:14 PM
Quote from: Pancake Paraphernalia on January 10, 2009, 09:20:12 PM
An alternative would be to buy a keyboard that can play violin sounds.


THEY ARE NOT THE SAME
also a violin is easier to carry around than a keyboard
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on January 10, 2009, 09:37:34 PM
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 10, 2009, 09:21:14 PM
THEY ARE NOT THE SAME
also a violin is easier to carry around than a keyboard

They aren't. It is.  n_u
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: guff on January 10, 2009, 09:44:34 PM
give me your address and i promise i won't send you poorly drawn violent horse porn
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
one time this guy was trying to impress me.
and he was all like yeah i play the violin.
and i'm all like omg no, that's not impressive.
and he was all like :(
and i'm all like, weirdo.

you tell the best stories  :3
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 10, 2009, 09:51:42 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on January 10, 2009, 09:44:34 PM
give me your address and i promise i won't send you poorly drawn violent horse porn
sending obscene content through the mail is a crime
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: guff on January 10, 2009, 09:52:51 PM
Quote from: Pancake Paranoia on January 10, 2009, 09:51:42 PM
sending obscene content through the mail is a crime
that's why it won't be violent horse porn
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 09:58:59 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdZfiwdZWxo[/youtube]

this scared me.
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: guff on January 10, 2009, 10:08:01 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 09:58:59 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdZfiwdZWxo[/youtube]

this scared me.

wat
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: famy on January 10, 2009, 10:09:18 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on January 10, 2009, 10:08:01 PM
wat
it scared her
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Samus Aran on January 10, 2009, 10:24:10 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
one time this guy was trying to impress me.
and he was all like yeah i play the violin.
and i'm all like omg no, that's not impressive.
and he was all like :(
and i'm all like, weirdo.



yeah well one time this guy was trying to rape me
and he whipped out his penis
and i'm like omg no don't rape me
and he was all like >:3
and i'm all like :(
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: l a c e y on January 11, 2009, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 10:24:10 PM
yeah well one time this guy was trying to rape me
and he whipped out his penis
and i'm like omg no don't rape me
and he was all like >:3
and i'm all like :(


giggle;
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Pyrate on January 11, 2009, 01:14:31 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 10:24:10 PM
yeah well one time this guy was trying to rape me
and he whipped out his penis
and i'm like omg no don't rape me
and he was all like >:3
and i'm all like :(


yeah well the other day i had this guy over at my house
and he whipped out some sun chips
and i'm like sun chips are for homos
and he was all like :'(
and then i ate some wheat thins so hard that the box got stuck up my anus
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: guff on January 11, 2009, 01:37:38 PM
yeah well one time i wrote a letter to my cat
then my teacher was like >:o
and i was like :(
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: l a c e y on January 11, 2009, 01:39:00 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on January 11, 2009, 01:37:38 PM
yeah well one time i wrote a letter to my cat
then my teacher was like >:o
and i was like :(


your teacher is a deck.
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Pyrate on January 11, 2009, 01:52:42 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 11, 2009, 01:39:00 PM
your teacher is a deck.


(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/deck-ideas-19.jpg)
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: l a c e y on January 11, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmb84jjcZjc[/youtube]

get it? ;)
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Josh on January 11, 2009, 03:51:53 PM
Buy a $50 student's violin.  wariodood;
Title: Re: SOMEONE GET ME A VIOLIN
Post by: Houdini on January 11, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
I prefer violas, personally. Also, it's going to be at least a year or two before you can make it sound like anything other than shit.