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Title: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 03:22:25 PM
i am trying to help felt find a bear to have homosex but i dont know where bears hang out.

how can felt get homosex akudood;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Samus Aran on January 10, 2009, 03:25:33 PM
idk ask felt
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 10, 2009, 03:26:12 PM
what is penis
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Samus Aran on January 10, 2009, 03:27:14 PM
also i forgot to lock this

the mentioning of felt actually does not make a thread automatically good when it's otherwise shitty, contrary to popular belief
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: ME## on January 10, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
ew why would you want to do such a thing
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 03:25:33 PM
idk ask felt
he doesn't know that's why i need to help even though i am straight.

uhm so felt needs to know how to meet gay mens
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Samus Aran on January 10, 2009, 03:28:46 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
he doesn't know that's why i need to help even though i am straight.

uhm so felt needs to know how to meet gay mens


um

are you actually trying to make this into a decent thread by making it seem like felt actually needs advice on finding gay men

seriously this is stupid
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 03:28:55 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 03:27:14 PM
also i forgot to lock this

the mentioning of felt actually does not make a thread automatically good when it's otherwise shitty, contrary to popular belief

but it is serious

he is lonely and doesn't know how to find gay people

6:28:10 PM James Valente: are you lonely y/n
6:28:14 PM Felt: y
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: The spy who loves you on January 10, 2009, 03:30:15 PM
spiral mountain is fool of honey bears

Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Thyme on January 10, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 03:28:55 PM
but it is serious

he is lonely and doesn't know how to find gay people

6:28:10 PM James Valente: are you lonely y/n
6:28:14 PM Felt: y


If I answer the question, will you guys help me?

y yes;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 10, 2009, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: Thyme on January 10, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
If I answer the question, will you guys help me?

y yes;
i'm lonely too!
:(
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Placebo Headwound on January 10, 2009, 03:37:02 PM
Why would we know where gays hang out? doodhuh;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 03:37:32 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 10, 2009, 03:37:02 PM
Why would we know where gays hang out? doodhuh;
Because like 15% of the active members are gay.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Placebo Headwound on January 10, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 03:37:32 PM
Because like 15% of the active members are gay.
I can only think of Tyler and Felt. doodhuh;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 03:43:27 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 10, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
I can only think of Tyler and Felt. doodhuh;
Hippo
Nyerp
Me86
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Hiro on January 10, 2009, 03:44:30 PM
Oh cool james
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Placebo Headwound on January 10, 2009, 03:56:57 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 03:43:27 PM
Hippo
Nyerp
Me86
Nyerp's gay? doodhuh;

I don't think ME86 is gay.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Hiro on January 10, 2009, 04:08:19 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 10, 2009, 03:56:57 PM
Nyerp's gay? doodhuh;

I don't think ME86 is gay.
yeah, they both are
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: The spy who loves you on January 10, 2009, 04:16:38 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 10, 2009, 03:56:57 PM
Nyerp's gay? doodhuh;

I don't think ME86 is gay.
how the hell did you not know that
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Hippopo on January 10, 2009, 04:16:55 PM
Get involved with your town/city's gay community.  Look for gay clubs, groups, ect.  You'll definitely meet people there.  But be careful!  Lots of people just want sex without strings attached.

Gay bars work too, but I don't recommend them.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:17:25 PM
go to a gay bar.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 04:18:20 PM
giggle;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Geno on January 10, 2009, 04:19:35 PM
We're all a little straight on the inside
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
felt is 17 he can't go to a gay bar
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
Oh, Gay Bars are a dangerous place.
I'm in the same position as Felt.
HELP ME JAMES. wry
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:21:25 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
felt is 17 he can't go to a gay bar


fake ID.
or he can make some fliers and post them around town and various other places.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:22:01 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 10, 2009, 04:20:39 PMposition
yes;


you should get an apartment with felt in a gay village
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/24/arts/logo190.jpg)
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 04:25:20 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:22:01 PM
yes;

Don't start with me James.  giggle;
Quote
you should get an apartment with felt in a gay village

We probably wouldn't get along.

IS IT BAD IF HE HAS MORE OF A CHANCE THAN I DO!?
Damn homosexuals always loving the twig guys.
They're not into real men anymore. The big guys. :'(
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:25:23 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/24/arts/logo190.jpg)
interracial couples >:(
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:26:37 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 10, 2009, 04:25:20 PM
Don't start with me James.  giggle;We probably wouldn't get along.

IS IT BAD IF HE HAS MORE OF A CHANCE THAN I DO!?
Damn homosexuals always loving the twig guys.
They're not into real men anymore. The big guys. :'(
what about the bear community
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:25:23 PM
interracial couples >:(


that is a problem?
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: famy on January 10, 2009, 04:28:04 PM
i will move with felt and be gay with him if he wants
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:26:48 PM
that is a problem?
people like rick are taking all the white gays
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:28:21 PM
people like rick are taking all the white gays


who the fuck cares what colour they are.
they have dicks.
what else do they need.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
who the fuck cares what colour they are.
they have dicks.
what else do they need.

assholes
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 04:33:29 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:26:37 PM
what about the bear community

I technically am a bear.
2 bears as a couple are rarely found...
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:34:11 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:33:01 PM
assholes


ah, you are correct.
but it still doesn't matter what colour they are..
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:34:59 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:34:11 PM
ah, you are correct.
but it still doesn't matter what colour they are..

yeah i guess because then they do the gaydance they go aaaa
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: superclucky on January 10, 2009, 04:37:26 PM
I KNOW LOTS OF FAGGOTS
Felt should come here ;)
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Hippopo on January 10, 2009, 04:39:09 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 10, 2009, 04:33:29 PM
I technically am a bear.
2 bears as a couple are rarely found...
Am I a bear too?  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 04:42:04 PM
Quote from: Dr. Otamus on January 10, 2009, 04:39:09 PM
Am I a bear too?  huhdoodame;

...I'd have to get some personal information Mr. Hippo... ;)

I'm a bear because I'm big, have a hairy chest and...other areas. giggle;
Bears are not limited to being fat. Muscle guys with hair and other things I have described are known as bears.


...if you're at least hairy...I bet you'd be considered a cub. :3

ARHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Hippopo on January 10, 2009, 04:44:03 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 10, 2009, 04:42:04 PM
...I'd have to get some personal information Mr. Hippo... ;)

I'm a bear because I'm big, have a hairy chest and...other areas. giggle;
Bears are not limited to being fat. Muscle guys with hair and other things I have described are known as bears.


...if you're at least hairy...I bet you'd be considered a cub. :3

ARHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No I guess I'm not.  :(
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: superclucky on January 10, 2009, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 10, 2009, 04:42:04 PM
...I'd have to get some personal information Mr. Hippo... ;)

I'm a bear because I'm big, have a hairy chest and...other areas. giggle;
Bears are not limited to being fat. Muscle guys with hair and other things I have described are known as bears.


...if you're at least hairy...I bet you'd be considered a cub. :3

ARHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so jmv needs to be fat to be a cub y/n

You fags have adorable nicknames for gay categories. giggle;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 04:45:40 PM
Quote from: Bat Lightning Heart on January 10, 2009, 04:44:45 PM
so jmv needs to be fat to be a cub y/n

You fags have adorable nicknames for gay categories. giggle;

No. He just needs to be hairy.
A Bear is big. A Cub is small.

Quote from: Dr. Otamus on January 10, 2009, 04:44:03 PM
No I guess I'm not.  :(

No hair?
You're just a queer.  n_u

[spoiler] cjlubdoods;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Hippopo on January 10, 2009, 04:47:02 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 10, 2009, 04:45:40 PM
No hair?
You're just a queer.  n_u

[spoiler] cjlubdoods;[/spoiler]
;o;

I'LL GO MAKE MY OWN CATEGORY!  madood;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 04:47:46 PM
felt is a twink lol
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 04:48:19 PM
Quote from: Dr. Otamus on January 10, 2009, 04:47:02 PM
;o;

I'LL GO MAKE MY OWN CATEGORY!  madood;

GOD DAMMIT DOES MY LOVE NOT MATTER TO YOU ANYMORE!? ;O;

You're a Hipposexual.  hocuspocus;

Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:47:46 PM
felt is a twink lol

Oh yeah. I kinda forgot twinks exist. giggle;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 05:31:43 PM
this thread is akudood;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Samus Aran on January 10, 2009, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 05:31:43 PM
this thread is akudood;


for once i agree with you
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Nyerp on January 10, 2009, 05:56:01 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 10, 2009, 03:56:57 PM
Nyerp's gay? doodhuh;

I don't think ME86 is gay.


laaghjkl;d;s
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 05:56:56 PM
Nyerp do you think Bears are attractive?  giggle;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Nyerp on January 10, 2009, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 10, 2009, 05:56:56 PM
Nyerp do you think Bears are attractive?  giggle;


fat ones? not really
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 06:00:20 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 10, 2009, 05:58:27 PM
fat ones? not really

Oh snap.  O_0
It's on now bitch.  madood;
[spoiler]jk jk  cjlubdoods;[/spoiler]

I really don't have a preference in appearance. As long as they have a great personality, they're good.
Of course, beggars can't be choosers. :'(
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 10, 2009, 06:10:32 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/24/arts/logo190.jpg)
you watch logo?
;_;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 10, 2009, 06:10:52 PM
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 04:47:46 PM
felt is a twink lol
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
my body is wasted
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Daddy on January 10, 2009, 06:11:59 PM
Quote from: Ethereal on January 10, 2009, 06:10:52 PM
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
my body is wasted
i read that as 'body is twisted' and lul'd
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 06:18:01 PM
Quote from: Ethereal on January 10, 2009, 06:10:32 PM
you watch logo?
;_;


logo?
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 10, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 06:18:01 PM
logo?

gay tv
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 06:21:35 PM
I wish I could watch Logo. ;-;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
Quote from: Ethereal on January 10, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
gay tv


it's on teletoon.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 10, 2009, 07:16:45 PM
Hippo is gay? akudood;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Thyme on January 10, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 10, 2009, 07:16:45 PM
Hippo is gay? akudood;


Affirmative. hocuspocus;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 10, 2009, 08:21:18 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
it's on teletoon.

sorry i'm not a canadian
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Classic on January 10, 2009, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 10, 2009, 07:16:45 PM
Hippo is gay? akudood;

Yes. yes;
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 08:29:30 PM
Quote from: Ethereal on January 10, 2009, 08:21:18 PM
sorry i'm not a canadian



i am. :)
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: ME## on January 10, 2009, 08:31:29 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 08:29:30 PM
i am. :)



And how does that make you feel?
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 08:34:17 PM
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 10, 2009, 08:31:29 PM

And how does that make you feel?


well pretty good i guess.
i mean it's all good except for the retardedly cold weather.
and we also have quebec... which means we have french people, and that's not cool.
i'm pretty sure they don't even want to be part of canada or something.
so i mean like just leave or something cause no one wants you here anyways.
or like we should ship them to france and then never talk to them again..
and then like ban french in canada so we wouldnt have to take french class.
thats how i feel.
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: Nyerp on January 10, 2009, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 10, 2009, 08:31:29 PM

And how does that make you feel?


special
Title: Re: help. i am straight so i need help
Post by: ME## on January 10, 2009, 08:40:43 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 10, 2009, 08:34:17 PM
well pretty good i guess.
i mean it's all good except for the retardedly cold weather.
and we also have quebec... which means we have french people, and that's not cool.
i'm pretty sure they don't even want to be part of canada or something.
so i mean like just leave or something cause no one wants you here anyways.
or like we should ship them to france and then never talk to them again..
and then like ban french in canada so we wouldnt have to take french class.
thats how i feel.



learn another language hard make me feel dumb  akudood;
Quote from: Nyerp on January 10, 2009, 08:35:06 PM
special


Now that's the answer I was looking for.