Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 27, 2007, 09:54:08 PM
OMG RULE WHICHEVERONEITIS BREAKAGE!!!
Anyway, that was pretty good.
This one sucks. I have far better.
ExistingAIMName (1:09:11 PM): WHAR ARE YOU?
i iz yasmin (1:12:45 PM): Who are you
ExistingAIMName (1:13:02 PM): I am everything.
i iz yasmin (1:13:23 PM): Bull fcukin shit
ExistingAIMName (1:13:53 PM): I tell no lies.
i iz yasmin (1:14:20 PM): Bull
ExistingAIMName (1:14:26 PM): Shit?
i iz yasmin (1:14:26 PM): How'd you get my sn
ExistingAIMName (1:14:33 PM): I know all.
i iz yasmin (1:14:42 PM): Yea right
ExistingAIMName (1:15:18 PM): How else would I find such a beautiful girl like you?
i iz yasmin (1:16:06 PM): How'd you get my sn
ExistingAIMName (1:16:28 PM): Your SN found me. We were meant to be.
i iz yasmin (1:19:18 PM): Yea sure
ExistingAIMName (1:19:47 PM): I begin to lick your earlobes...
ExistingAIMName (1:19:54 PM): They're delicious.
i iz yasmin (1:20:26 PM): What the fcuk
ExistingAIMName (1:20:36 PM): You know you like it.
i iz yasmin (1:26:06 PM): No
i iz yasmin (1:26:11 PM): I dont
ExistingAIMName (1:26:18 PM): How about my earlobes?
i iz yasmin (1:26:38 PM): I don't know you
ExistingAIMName (1:27:03 PM): I begin to caress your feet.
i iz yasmin (1:27:09 PM): Tf
ExistingAIMName (1:27:20 PM): They have the delicate smell of fondue and lotion.
ExistingAIMName (1:33:25 PM): BABY COME BACK
i iz yasmin (1:33:36 PM): WHO THE FCUK ARE YOU
i iz yasmin (1:33:37 PM): !
ExistingAIMName (1:33:51 PM): Let us make love.
i iz yasmin (1:33:54 PM): no
ExistingAIMName (1:34:16 PM): I cannot resist your beauty.
i iz yasmin (1:34:23 PM): who the hell are you
ExistingAIMName (1:34:45 PM): Who do you think I am?
i iz yasmin (1:34:51 PM): bassir
i iz yasmin (1:34:54 PM): or faisal
ExistingAIMName (1:35:16 PM): Then so be it. If that is who you love, that is who I am.
i iz yasmin (1:35:23 PM): no
i iz yasmin (1:35:25 PM): no
i iz yasmin (1:35:25 PM): no
i iz yasmin (1:35:26 PM): no
i iz yasmin (1:35:31 PM): tell me who the fcuk you are
ExistingAIMName (1:35:53 PM): I am your father.
i iz yasmin (1:36:01 PM): no you're not
i iz yasmin (1:36:06 PM): my dad is in the living room
ExistingAIMName (1:36:21 PM): Luke.
ExistingAIMName (1:36:27 PM): I am your father.
i iz yasmin (1:36:33 PM): i aint no fcukin luke
i iz yasmin (1:36:44 PM): and you are not darth vader
i iz yasmin (1:36:47 PM): or w,.e
ExistingAIMName (1:36:48 PM): GASP
ExistingAIMName (1:36:59 PM): You dare deny my power?
i iz yasmin (1:37:05 PM): yes i do
i iz yasmin (1:37:10 PM): you're only typing
ExistingAIMName (1:37:10 PM): Don't you know who I am?
i iz yasmin (1:37:14 PM): no
ExistingAIMName (1:37:36 PM): I'm the lord of the sith, bitch.
i iz yasmin (1:37:42 PM): no you're not
i iz yasmin (1:37:46 PM): you seem like bassir
ExistingAIMName (1:37:57 PM): I caress you with my lightsaber...
ExistingAIMName (1:38:18 PM): You like its soft heat.
i iz yasmin (1:38:27 PM): w.e
ExistingAIMName (1:38:52 PM): I take off my cape, and you remove your robe.
i iz yasmin (1:38:58 PM): omg
ExistingAIMName (1:39:02 PM): You'e still wet from the shower, babe.
i iz yasmin (1:39:34 PM): OMG
i iz yasmin (1:39:41 PM): leave me fcukin alone
i iz yasmin (1:39:52 PM): if you wont tell me who it is
ExistingAIMName (1:40:00 PM): The water runs down your steamy body.
i iz yasmin (1:41:05 PM): Lawlz?
ExistingAIMName (1:41:30 PM): This isn't a laughing matter.
ExistingAIMName (1:42:31 PM): Cybersex is very serious business.
i iz yasmin (1:42:45 PM): ok i dont give
ExistingAIMName (1:43:08 PM): Will you bend over and take it like a lady?
i iz yasmin (1:43:17 PM): no i wont
ExistingAIMName (1:43:33 PM): My lightsaber probes your supple anus...
ExistingAIMName (1:44:55 PM): Can you feel the love tonight?
i iz yasmin (1:45:00 PM): i wont
i iz yasmin (1:45:05 PM): you dont even know who i fcukin am
ExistingAIMName (1:45:24 PM): The Juggernaught, bitch?
i iz yasmin (1:45:34 PM): tf
i iz yasmin (1:45:35 PM): ?
ExistingAIMName (1:46:03 PM): My lightsaber moves in and out. You moan.
ExistingAIMName (1:48:07 PM): Don't leave me, my lightsaber is still hot inside you!
i iz yasmin (1:49:43 PM): can you just STFU and leave me FCUKiN AL0NE
ExistingAIMName (1:49:55 PM): No, I love you.
i iz yasmin (1:50:07 PM): you dont even know who i fcukin am
ExistingAIMName (1:50:45 PM): I'm peering through your window. My deathstar has telescopes and cameras, you know.
i iz yasmin (1:51:39 PM): SAY FCUKiN HELL0 T0 MY FCUKiN LiTTLE BL0CK BUTT0N
â,"i iz yasminâ, signed off at 1:51:42 PM.
ExistingAIMName (1:52:36 PM): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Anyways, my best was with some fourth grader's mom. If we still had the old Boyah, I'd copypasta that shit right now.
That one is better then the most recent one. Should have bit her lip. v;