My balls hurt so I decided to fap. I needed to do it quickly. I set a new record on how quickly I can come.
Start Time: 11:36:09 PM
End Time: 11:51:12 PM
15 minutes!!!! That's the fastest I've ever done it. Usually it takes me at least half an hour.
It is time to celebrate this new benchmark.
If I can do this every day, I will save 15 minutes a day That's almost 2 hours saved per week. This is awesome.
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
Beat 45 seconds and 2 hours.
What the fuck?
That's normally the longest it takes me. I can bust my nut in about 3 minutes if I set my mind to it. I'm an 8 minute averager.
Quote from: MVP0079 on May 27, 2007, 09:02:50 PM
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
No, I usually do it in the shower, when I am home alone, or when everyone else is asleep.
Quote from: JMV290 on May 27, 2007, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: MVP0079 on May 27, 2007, 09:02:50 PM
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
No, I usually do it in the shower, when I am home alone, or when everyone else is asleep.
Next time do it on a bed. It's more comfterable (Someone fix it.)
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 27, 2007, 09:05:18 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on May 27, 2007, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: MVP0079 on May 27, 2007, 09:02:50 PM
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
No, I usually do it in the shower, when I am home alone, or when everyone else is asleep.
Next time do it on a bed. It's more comfterable (Someone fix it.)
Yeah, I gave up on fapping in the shower a while ago.
We're going for fast time huh? Beat 32 seconds
Quote from: steal on May 27, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: Milad on May 27, 2007, 09:03:23 PM
What the fuck?
That's normally the longest it takes me. I can bust my nut in about 3 minutes if I set my mind to it. I'm an 8 minute averager.
Same with me. psyduck;
HAHA
HAVE FUN SATISFYING YOUR FUTURE WOMAN (OR MAN LOL)
Quote from: Reaper on May 27, 2007, 09:10:28 PM
We're going for fast time huh? Beat 32 seconds
Beat 29.
Quote from: Reaper on May 27, 2007, 09:10:28 PM
We're going for fast time huh? Beat 32 seconds
You beat me by about 13.
Quote from: Reaper on May 27, 2007, 09:13:25 PM
Quote from: steal on May 27, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: Milad on May 27, 2007, 09:03:23 PM
What the fuck?
That's normally the longest it takes me. I can bust my nut in about 3 minutes if I set my mind to it. I'm an 8 minute averager.
Same with me. psyduck;
HAHA
HAVE FUN SATISFYING YOUR FUTURE WOMAN (OR MAN LOL)
That's what I was thinking. psyduck;
The longest I've gone is an hour and 45 minutes fapping. Rubbed fucking RED.
I came in five-ten seconds once, no joke.
I've never fapped before. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 27, 2007, 10:47:20 PM
I've never fapped before. psyduck;
What is wrong with you? burned;
I'm sure I could get under a minute, but I like to make my orgasms feel nice and un-rushed.
Quote from: JMV290 on May 27, 2007, 10:51:01 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 27, 2007, 10:47:20 PM
I've never fapped before. psyduck;
What is wrong with you? burned;
I've never tried it, so I guess I don't know what I'm missing out on. sweat;
...
Wow.
Hey, if my record low time is 45 minutes, what do I do?
If I have some good porn, I can easily get mines off in under 3 minutes.
I do it in about 3 minutes... sweat;
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 27, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
I came in five-ten seconds once, no joke.
That's not something to be proud of, if you are. emo;
I can squeeze one off after about 5 minutes. I once got 45 seconds, though. psyduck;
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 28, 2007, 06:53:45 PM
I do it in about 3 minutes... sweat;
You need to do it more often.
Quote from: MVP0079 on May 28, 2007, 06:46:52 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 27, 2007, 10:53:42 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 27, 2007, 10:52:42 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on May 27, 2007, 10:51:01 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 27, 2007, 10:47:20 PM
I've never fapped before. psyduck;
What is wrong with you? burned;
I've never tried it, so I guess I don't know what I'm missing out on. sweat;
Don't start.
Srsly don't you'll never stop.
And then he'll suck ass at sex at first because he'll have no idea how to control himself.
Oh, and my fastest is about a minute. My longest is well over a half hour. Never bothered prolonging it more than that. It's really not hard for me to control how long it takes.
Quote from: Kaz on May 28, 2007, 08:03:42 PM
Quote from: MVP0079 on May 28, 2007, 06:46:52 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on May 27, 2007, 10:53:42 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 27, 2007, 10:52:42 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on May 27, 2007, 10:51:01 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 27, 2007, 10:47:20 PM
I've never fapped before. psyduck;
What is wrong with you? burned;
I've never tried it, so I guess I don't know what I'm missing out on. sweat;
Don't start.
Srsly don't you'll never stop.
And then he'll suck ass at sex at first because he'll have no idea how to control himself.
Oh, and my fastest is about a minute. My longest is well over a half hour. Never bothered prolonging it more than that. It's really not hard for me to control how long it takes.
It shouldn't be. If it is, then you're screwed.