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Title: I THINK I HAVE CANCER.
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 01, 2009, 03:24:14 AM

So yesterday, I had an unexplained bruise on my hip.
Then today, I awoke to find a swollen vein in my penis. ;_;

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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 01, 2009, 03:24:33 AM

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Post by: FAMY2 on January 01, 2009, 09:22:41 AM

Why would that be cancer?

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Post by: Pyrate on January 01, 2009, 09:40:21 AM

Do you have lumps in your breasts?

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Post by: hotlikesauce. on January 01, 2009, 09:46:20 AM

Quote from: Clair on January 01, 2009, 09:22:41 AM
Why would that be cancer?

Well how many veins do you have in your penis mr professional

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Post by: FAMY2 on January 01, 2009, 10:17:23 AM

Quote from: Kevin on January 01, 2009, 09:46:20 AM
Well how many veins do you have in your penis mr professional

That's Ms. please. Oh gee I have no penis. That didn't answer my question.

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Post by: hotlikesauce. on January 01, 2009, 10:23:35 AM

Quote from: Clair on January 01, 2009, 10:17:23 AM
That's Ms. please. Oh gee I have no penis. That didn't answer my question.

crap

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Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 01, 2009, 01:41:10 PM

I think it's just an erection.

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Post by: russell on January 01, 2009, 01:48:41 PM

I had cancer once

I regretted it the next day

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Post by: [REDACTED] on January 01, 2009, 02:50:43 PM

help please
help
i'm dying

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Post by: Classic on January 01, 2009, 02:51:29 PM

I will go to doctor with felt y/y

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Post by: CHAOS66 on January 02, 2009, 12:15:29 AM

Quote from: Classic the GRUMPY HOMO on January 01, 2009, 02:51:29 PM
I will go to doctor with felt y/y

y
Then you should tell boyah about it. Also it's gonna be k felt I once had cancer but u has to drink lots of oj

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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 02, 2009, 12:20:49 AM

Quote from: Clair on January 01, 2009, 10:17:23 AM
That's Ms. please. Oh gee I have no penis. That didn't answer my question.

I'd be so awesome if you did.

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Post by: guff on January 02, 2009, 12:26:44 AM

Quote from: Lawlz on January 02, 2009, 12:20:49 AM
I'd be so awesome if you did.

i too would be awesome if rae were intersexed or a pre-op mtf transexual or a post-op ftm transexual baddood;

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Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 02, 2009, 01:01:59 AM

well it was nice knowing ya

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Post by: Sync on January 02, 2009, 01:03:18 AM

QUICK!
TAKE A MALLET AND SMASH YOUR PENIS!
Then you'll be cured. doodella;

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Post by: Hiro on January 02, 2009, 01:03:24 AM

Maybe you should brush your teeth more

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Post by: FAMY2 on January 02, 2009, 07:53:04 AM

Quote from: Commodore Guff on January 02, 2009, 12:26:44 AM
i too would be awesome if rae were intersexed or a pre-op mtf transexual or a post-op ftm transexual baddood;

May be worth trying. I could be an attention whore then. And get away with it. n_u

Title: Re: I THINK I HAVE CANCER.
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 02, 2009, 10:43:11 AM

uh it has stopped swelling
i want to date but my mom says i have to post on online forums to keep my celibacy

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Post by: Daddy on January 02, 2009, 10:43:39 AM

Quote from: Ethereal on January 02, 2009, 10:43:11 AM
uh it has stopped swelling
i want to date but my mom says i have to post on online forums to keep my celibacy

GO HAVE BIG GAY SEX ON THEIR BED

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