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Title: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 31, 2008, 10:28:07 PM
This is going to be one gritty thread.

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The Dark Batman pulls no punches in it's dark portrayals of street entertainers.

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If this van's a-rockin', please inform child services.

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"So, what's the deal with this Joker guy? I mean, he wears clown make-up? What's the deal with that?"

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"What are you doing over there?"

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"I was making a Seinfeld joke. Get it? He starts everything with the what's about stuff. It's high brow comedy over here."

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"It isn't funny."

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"I succeeded then."

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"Uh, guys... I'm right here."

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"Awwwwwwkward."
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Commander Fuckass on December 31, 2008, 10:30:22 PM
Sux
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 31, 2008, 10:31:49 PM
(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/2-1.jpg)

"Hm, click ads to keep Boyah alive? It looks like I must do my duty!"

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If you thought Heat needed clowns. then this is the movie for you.

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"Can you believe I'm not formally trained in acting?"

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"Clowns in my bank..."

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"I don't think so."

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(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/7-1.jpg)

"Alright, you goddamn godless heathen clowns. You've asked for it. I believe a strut is in order."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD00767220-07-32.jpg)

"Nigga done started some shit up now."

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"Better call a fucking clown hearse for you and your god damn clown friends!"

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The Joker puts his childhood weekend gymnastics to good use.
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 31, 2008, 10:37:16 PM
philistines  wariodood;
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Geno on December 31, 2008, 10:57:11 PM
Your Jurassic park one was better considering that the movie was awful.

Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Feynman on December 31, 2008, 11:28:03 PM
So, uh where'd you get the screenshots? http://boyah.net/bassir/dead.swf
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Tomboh on December 31, 2008, 11:31:30 PM
Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2008, 11:28:03 PM
So, uh where'd you get the screenshots
digital copy on computer?
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Feynman on December 31, 2008, 11:42:44 PM
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on December 31, 2008, 11:31:30 PM
digital copy on computer?


You have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Tomboh on December 31, 2008, 11:49:52 PM
Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2008, 11:42:44 PM
You have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!
that went right over my head the first time

doodhuh;
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Feynman on December 31, 2008, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on December 31, 2008, 11:49:52 PM
that went right over my head the first time

doodhuh;


what
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Tomboh on January 01, 2009, 12:06:19 AM
Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2008, 11:53:36 PM
what
my computer flew over my head
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Wrench on January 01, 2009, 05:48:40 AM
Damnit, stop making these when I'm sleeping. Continue the story please.
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 07:18:13 AM
(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/10.jpg)

The Smoke Monster shows it's true form.

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"Alright, here's the plan. You're going to cover me as I jump out and fire into his clown hating guts. Got it?"

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"I never realized how beautiful you are. And... Now... It may be too late."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD00812720-08-28.jpg)

"Not now, man! Here I go!"

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD00822120-08-45.jpg)

"Boom! Headshot, motherfucker."

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Before becoming The One, Neo had to perform some rather degrading methods to make ends meet.

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"Hearst... I'm coming to you, my love."

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"Nice cover, asshole."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD00880520-10-44.jpg)

"I'm sorry. I just got lost in your eyes."
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Cookie on January 01, 2009, 08:06:30 AM
I love these so much. I liked the Star Wars one.

This one is getting better.
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 08:18:45 AM
(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD00965120-38-45.jpg)

"Hey, that's a-lotta dough!"

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"Hey, that's not cool, man. I'm Italian and I find that offensive to my nationality."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD00992920-43-14.jpg)

"Isn't being a criminal offensive to your nationality?"

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"...

Shut up."

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"Hm... My souffle is almost ready."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD00995820-43-26.jpg)

"Looks like your souffle is going to be quite deflated."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01017520-43-48.jpg)

"If you kill me, you'll never know where the gold is buried."

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"Bullshit. The only thing that could stop me killing you is some sort of large, yellow vehicle crashing through the wall and killing me."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01025020-43-57.jpg)

"Well, I'll be damned."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01060420-44-28.jpg)

"Should I exchange insurance cards with him?"

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"As long as it's not life insurance because you're both DEAD... Insurance."

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"That's oddly specific."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01089020-44-53.jpg)

"Oh, now, I see what you did there."
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Pyrate on January 01, 2009, 09:39:45 AM
Are you going to make captions for every scene in the movie? goonish

AWESOME

[spoiler]William Fichtner goes to Boyah? badass[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Nyerp on January 01, 2009, 10:25:29 AM
he probably won't finish this
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 10:25:30 AM
Quote from: Pyrate on January 01, 2009, 09:39:45 AM
Are you going to make captions for every scene in the movie? goonish


yes

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"I'm not dead yet, you god damn clown bastard."

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"What?"

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"Que?"

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01141021-16-26.jpg)

"Qu'est-ce que?"

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"I don't speak Lithuanese, you god damn clown bastard."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01162521-16-42.jpg)

"I was actually talking in French... But, whatever, let's move on. I did not appreciate what you said about me. I'm going to have to ask you to apologize."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01154221-16-35.jpg)

"Burn in hell, you clown asshole. They have a special hell for you. Where you have to wear a spiked red nose and the shoes are always too floppy an-"

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01170221-16-49.jpg)

"Here, eat it. It's good for you."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01191821-17-07.jpg)

"It's a grenade! I'm not eating that! I'm on the Atkins diet!"

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01195721-17-14.jpg)

"I believe whatever doesn't explode in your mouth makes you stronger."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01202321-17-20.jpg)

"My God... You're beautiful."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01203821-17-24.jpg)

"Thanks, babe. Now, I gotta skedaddle. I got a souffle that's waiting for me."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01206721-17-29.jpg)

"Uh... The grenade... It's still in mouth. Hey..."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01221821-17-59.jpg)

"Hm... My hair has seemed to have changed color."

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01254021-18-19.jpg)

"Oh, shi-"

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/TheDarkBatman/KMP-DVD01273121-18-36.jpg)

"Heh heh... No one's going to notice a bus coming out of a bank with bank wall rubble falling off of it. No one."
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Feynman on January 01, 2009, 10:53:41 AM
Quote from: Pyrate on January 01, 2009, 09:39:45 AM
[spoiler]William Fichtner goes to Boyah? badass[/spoiler]


Yes.
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 10:59:09 AM
bassir sound clip this page too
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Feynman on January 01, 2009, 11:07:04 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 10:59:09 AM
bassir sound clip this page too


You think I can just do that? http://boyah.net/bassir/dead.swfYou have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 11:15:16 AM
Quote from: Bassir on January 01, 2009, 11:07:04 AM
You think I can just do that? You have any idea who you're stealing form? You and your friends are dead!


sweet sweet music to my ears
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Ezloﺕ on January 01, 2009, 11:21:17 AM
this shit sucks

dont make anymore please
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
Quote from: ââ,,¢â€ Ezloââ,,¢â€  on January 01, 2009, 11:21:17 AM
this shit sucks

dont make anymore please


you should know you suck shit
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Selkie on January 01, 2009, 11:36:27 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
you should know you suck shit


i lol'd
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Ezloﺕ on January 01, 2009, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
you should know you suck shit
stfu anJEW ur a fucking faggot that should just kill himself because you make shitty jokes about movies i bet u masturbate to the gay movies u praise so much STFU UR A FUCKING IDIOT GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
Quote from: ââ,,¢â€ Ezloââ,,¢â€  on January 01, 2009, 11:52:39 AM
stfu anJEW ur a fucking faggot that should just kill himself because you make shitty jokes about movies i bet u masturbate to the gay movies u praise so much STFU UR A FUCKING IDIOT GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP


ill fuxing murder ur family ur dog ur cat ur dolphin ur hamster and u and say this is a shitstorm of fuck in your as bitch

YOURE A CUNTFUCK OF A BITCH AND I FUXIN HOPE U DIE ALONE AND COLD WHILE I LOL IN FEETY PAJAMAS
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Feynman on January 01, 2009, 11:57:08 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
ill fuxing murder ur family ur dog ur cat ur dolphin ur hamster and u and say this is a shitstorm of fuck in your as bitch

YOURE A CUNTFUCK OF A BITCH AND I FUXIN HOPE U DIE ALONE AND COLD WHILE I LOL IN FEETY PAJAMAS


YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU STEALING FROM? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Ezloﺕ on January 01, 2009, 11:58:03 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
ill fuxing murder ur family ur dog ur cat ur dolphin ur hamster and u and say this is a shitstorm of fuck in your as bitch

YOURE A CUNTFUCK OF A BITCH AND I FUXIN HOPE U DIE ALONE AND COLD WHILE I LOL IN FEETY PAJAMAS
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Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Pyrate on January 01, 2009, 12:13:11 PM
lol fuck you ezlo i love this shit
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Ezloﺕ on January 01, 2009, 12:26:57 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on January 01, 2009, 12:13:11 PM
lol fuck you ezlo i love this shit
that's because you're a retard that likes the shitastic shit that andrew spews out of his dirty, smelly anus
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Wrench on January 01, 2009, 04:16:01 PM
Quote from: ââ,,¢â€ Ezloââ,,¢â€  on January 01, 2009, 12:26:57 PM
that's because you're a retard that likes the shitastic shit that andrew spews out of his dirty, smelly anus

Andrew makes the best threads on Boyah. psyduck;
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: KonohaShinobi on January 01, 2009, 04:16:50 PM
Sorry, but this is just dull.
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 01, 2009, 05:17:08 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on January 01, 2009, 04:16:50 PM
Sorry, but this is just dull.


yeah its not like that digimon show
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Ezloﺕ on January 02, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 01, 2009, 04:16:01 PM
Andrew makes the best threads on Boyah. psyduck;
You're a fucking idiot, Andrew makes the worst threads on ANY forum.

bump so that others can witness the absolute horror of this crappy thread
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 02, 2009, 09:48:31 PM
Quote from: ââ,,¢â€ Ezloââ,,¢â€  on January 02, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
You're a fucking idiot, Andrew makes the worst threads on ANY forum.

bump so that others can witness the absolute horror of this crappy thread


god u think ur funny ezlo

think ur the big man on campus

well you know what

FUCK YOU
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Hermione Granger on January 02, 2009, 09:56:26 PM
reported for flaming |:
Title: Re: The Dark Batman
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 02, 2009, 10:06:12 PM
Quote from: Hermione Granger on January 02, 2009, 09:56:26 PM
reported for flaming |:


oh fux