I am trying to surf porn and my fucking mom is just walking around in the fucking dining room doing nothing. She won't. fucking. leave...
Don't ask why my computer is in the dining room.
oh god lol
get a laptop
one of these days i just wanna be like "okay, mom, can you leave the room for like 15 minutes so I can jack off to porn please?"
really just to see her reaction oh god n_u
rofl
what if she asks to join in
i dont look at porn because i feel guilty lol
IN THE DINING ROOM? n_u
i always feel bad after looking at porn because :(
and lol
does she have restless leg syndrome
Flip a shit? befuddlement
Quote from: Boyager on December 16, 2008, 03:33:51 PM
one of these days i just wanna be like "okay, mom, can you leave the room for like 15 minutes so I can jack off to porn please?"
really just to see her reaction oh god n_u
my mom would probably say "ok"
Flip the shit at her and maybe that will make her leave.
Quote from: Boyager on December 16, 2008, 03:33:51 PM
one of these days i just wanna be like "okay, mom, can you leave the room for like 15 minutes so I can jack off to porn please?"
really just to see her reaction oh god n_u
Heh, I've actually been thinking about doing this too. Except that I like to take more than 15 minutes. giggle;
I think you have a problem... like an addiction
I'm addicted to love. giggle;