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Title: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Josh on December 13, 2008, 04:56:39 PM
I'm going out for a job at Dunkin' Donuts next week. What would look good on my application? So far I've written:

1. No prior experience
2. Drools
3. Bad posture
4. Over-active sweat glands
5. Socially underdeveloped
6. At times, may believe that this is sparta due to having developed Post-300-stress-disorder
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Daddy on December 13, 2008, 04:58:01 PM
Make sure you tell them how you feel about cops.
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Samus Aran on December 13, 2008, 04:59:40 PM
You should probably throw in a Boyah advertisement.
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: ME## on December 13, 2008, 05:01:57 PM
tell them that you saved boyah from financial ruin
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Nyerp on December 13, 2008, 05:04:38 PM
a nude pic for the employers of the female persuasion ;)
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Josh on December 13, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on December 13, 2008, 05:04:38 PM
a nude pic for the employers of the female persuasion ;)
Ah, that is genious. Now, what camera filter should I use?
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Nyerp on December 13, 2008, 05:11:26 PM
Quote from: TheKingsRoyalBaker on December 13, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
Ah, that is genious. Now, what camera filter should I use?


make it really blurry so they'll want to see more ;)
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Josh on December 13, 2008, 05:16:19 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on December 13, 2008, 05:11:26 PM
make it really blurry so they'll want to see more ;)
You are an evil genious, sir!!!!  wariodood;
Title: Re: Applying at Dunkin' Donuts...
Post by: Wrench on December 13, 2008, 07:33:14 PM
Be sure to mention you love long walks on the beach.