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Title: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 12:35:00 PM
do men feel the need to be assholes all the time?
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 12:36:37 PM
I'm not.
or try not to be.
I have some problems I need to take care of, some of which she knows about, and others I can't explain.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 12:44:59 PM
i haven't talked to one boy today that hasn't been an asshole in some way.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 01:19:25 PM
Ok, I'm generally pretty nice, but it's pretty well known that women are attracted to assholes. So therefore, men act like assholes because it's the only way you'll notice them
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 01:55:20 PM
well there's nothing wrong with being nice once in a while either.
and also some of the things people are assholes about are pretty low.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 01:55:20 PM
well there's nothing wrong with being nice once in a while either.
and also some of the things people are assholes about are pretty low.
I do whatever I can to be nice. What does it leave me with?

Nothing, but I still do that.  :(
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
I do whatever I can to be nice. What does it leave me with?

Nothing, but I still do that.  :(
its more fun to be means <3
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
I do whatever I can to be nice. What does it leave me with?

Nothing, but I still do that.  :(


maybe you should just give up..
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:08:18 PM
maybe you should just give up..
why
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:06:52 PM
its more fun to be means <3
Until you realize that the suicide is your fault.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:10:43 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
why


cause it doesn't sound to me like your happy.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:11:40 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
whyUntil you realize that the suicide is your fault.
what if you enjoyed it
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:20:53 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:10:43 PM
cause it doesn't sound to me like your happy.
Being an asshole won't make me happy.
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:11:40 PM
what if you enjoyed it
I don't. psyduck;

That much, at least. Maybe a little.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:21:28 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:20:53 PM
Being an asshole won't make me happy.I don't. psyduck;

That much, at least. Maybe a little.
I meant for the other person.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:26:42 PM
nice job on generalizing people
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
While on the subject, why are women such whores?

Oh wah, my boyfriend broke up with me, I need some random hookup to make him jealous while simultaneously making my random hookup feel like shit when he learns this isn't going anywhere
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
While on the subject, why are women such whores?

Oh wah, my boyfriend broke up with me, I need some random hookup to make him jealous while simultaneously making my random hookup feel like shit when he learns this isn't going anywhere
Aww  :(
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:31:09 PM
Well, it's because women tend to lean towards the most badass guys they can find.
Look at me, I'm the nicest guy around and I've never been in a relationship. So, of course, guys want to look big and tough in order to get women because, as I've said, many tend to fall for the tough looking guys. befuddlement
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:36:01 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:31:09 PM
Well, it's because women tend to lean towards the most badass guys they can find.
Look at me, I'm the nicest guy around and I've never been in a relationship. So, of course, guys want to look big and tough in order to get women because, as I've said, many tend to fall for the tough looking guys. befuddlement
Not even just tough looking... girls love teasing, and the best people at teasing are usually assholes
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:39:47 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 02:42:52 PM
While on the subject, why are women such whores?

Oh wah, my boyfriend broke up with me, I need some random hookup to make him jealous while simultaneously making my random hookup feel like shit when he learns this isn't going anywhere


When does a hookup ever go somewhere? They're mutual one-night-stands.  bassir;


Also assholes are usually funny, that's why everyone likes them.  O_0
Just look at me. I'm fucking hilarious and an asshole and have a lot of friends. It works! thumbup;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:41:42 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:36:01 PM
Not even just tough looking... girls love teasing, and the best people at teasing are usually assholes
Well, seemingly tough is what I should have said, my mistake. baddood;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:47:04 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:39:47 PM
When does a hookup ever go somewhere? They're mutual one-night-stands.  bassir;

Only if both parties know it's only a hookup
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 04:00:16 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 03:47:04 PM
Only if both parties know it's only a hookup
When did this happen?
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 04:07:20 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 04:00:16 PM
When did this happen?
Not to me, but the girls on my floor do this frequently and wonder why the guys are calling them back and asking to hang out
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 04:40:04 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 08, 2008, 04:07:20 PM
Not to me, but the girls on my floor do this frequently and wonder why the guys are calling them back and asking to hang out


Ew, amateurs.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 07:00:22 PM
Only whores lean for assholes outside of the tv. baddood;



Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:00:14 PM
Girls like tough looking guys because back in the day the tough guys got all the food, and the weak ones got eaten by lions. Tough guys generally workout and have lots of testosterone, which makes them aggressive assholes. Also, most girls find muscular looking men more attractive, and someones physical appearance is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them, unless they're blind.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:03:47 PM
it's okay if guys are assholes sometimes.
but it's stupid when there assholes all the time.
it's really actually unattractive when you meet and guy and he's an asshole.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:04:38 PM
why do guys have assholes
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:04:57 PM
I'm not an asshole and I'm not muscular. I'll be lonely forever  saddood;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:07:02 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:00:14 PM
Girls like tough looking guys because back in the day the tough guys got all the food, and the weak ones got eaten by lions. Tough guys generally workout and have lots of testosterone, which makes them aggressive assholes. Also, most girls find muscular looking men more attractive, and someones physical appearance is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them, unless they're blind.

lack of testosterone causes more anger issues among males

i know since i am a malebiologist and study angry kewn fruits
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:27:17 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:07:02 PM
lack of testosterone causes more anger issues among males

i know since i am a malebiologist and study angry kewn fruits
you keep forgetting abuse ;-;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:28:58 PM
Wow, you're so cool for making generalizations.

In that light, while do girls feel the need to be selfish bitches all the time?

It works both ways, and both generalizations are retarded. Not all guys are like that and you know it.

Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:04:38 PM
why do guys have assholes


i lol'd
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:35:28 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:27:17 PM
you keep forgetting abuse ;-;
its how i get eternal life
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:54:26 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:04:57 PM
I'm not an asshole and I'm not muscular. I'll be lonely forever  saddood;
same saddood;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 11:02:38 PM
Because.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 02:06:36 AM
Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 07:00:22 PM
Only whores lean for assholes outside of the tv. baddood;
Says the girl.

Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 11:02:38 PM
Because.
..because why??

OHHH LOOL we're at the beginning again.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 06:20:25 AM
well no one was saying ALL guys were assholes.
just all the ones i talked to that day are assholes.
people aren't being assholes today.
so it must have been a bad day.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 06:30:47 AM
Quote from: Boyager on December 09, 2008, 08:04:57 PM
I'm not an asshole and I'm not muscular. I'll be lonely forever  saddood;

Some girls like guys like that.  n_u
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Classic on December 10, 2008, 06:48:33 AM
They think they have something to prove. wry
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 10, 2008, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 06:30:47 AM
Some girls like guys like that.  n_u
THEN WHY HAVEN'T I FOUND ANY saddood;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 12:11:45 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on December 10, 2008, 11:58:30 AM
THEN WHY HAVEN'T I FOUND ANY saddood;
they're all hiding
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 01:29:00 PM
Not everyone can be Guff.  baddood;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 07:59:43 PM
why do women feel the need to generalize men all the time
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 02:58:07 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 10, 2008, 07:59:43 PM
why do women feel the need to generalize men all the time


GENERALIZE MEN?! ARE YOU KIDDING?

When was the last time you heard "make me a sandwich, MAN" or "go do the dishes, MAN".
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 03:04:14 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 02:58:07 PM
GENERALIZE MEN?! ARE YOU KIDDING?

When was the last time you heard "make me a sandwich, MAN" or "go do the dishes, MAN".


YES!
agreed completely.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 03:33:35 PM
generalization of men using stereotypes against women.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 03:38:35 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 03:33:35 PM
generalization of men using stereotypes against women.


fuck you
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 03:39:45 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 03:38:35 PM
fuck you
heh heh heh
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:00:10 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 02:58:07 PM
GENERALIZE MEN?! ARE YOU KIDDING?

When was the last time you heard "make me a sandwich, MAN" or "go do the dishes, MAN".
those are a woman's job idiot
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:00:10 PM
those are a woman's job idiot


make your own god damn sandwich. and do your own dishes lazy fucks.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
make your own god damn sandwich. and do your own dishes lazy fucks.
then you mow the lawn, paint the house, and move the heavy stuff you lazy fuck >:(
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:07:11 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
then you mow the lawn, paint the house, and move the heavy stuff you lazy fuck >:(


i gladly would.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:08:03 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:07:11 PM
i gladly would.
can i still have a sandwich

you make the best ones  :(
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 06:40:05 PM
I'd make a terrible wife. saddood;

Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
make your own god damn sandwich. and do your own dishes lazy fucks.
more generalization baddood;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 06:40:05 PM
I'd make a terrible wife. saddood;


I would never become a wife. :3
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 07:01:21 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
make your own god damn sandwich. and do your own dishes lazy fucks.
I do doodhuh;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: guff on December 11, 2008, 07:04:39 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 06:40:05 PM
I'd make a terrible wife. saddood;


me too saddood;
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 11, 2008, 07:04:39 PM
me too saddood;


i lol'd so hard.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 04:40:39 AM
kinda funny story my friends always yell make me a sandwich to this chick and then one night she made them sandwiches if they smoked her out it was kinda funny and theres a bit more but yea you had to be there.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 04:58:01 AM
Quote from: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 04:40:39 AM
kinda funny story my friends always yell make me a sandwich to this chick and then one night she made them sandwiches if they smoked her out it was kinda funny and theres a bit more but yea you had to be there.
thank you
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 06:18:48 AM
that really wasn't funny at all, that just shows us how much of an idiot that girl was.
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 12:45:51 PM
what do you mean by "smoked her out"
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 01:02:24 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
then you mow the lawn, paint the house, and move the heavy stuff you lazy fuck >:(


im going to fucking put laxatives in your sandwich and hope you shit your bowels out >:(
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 01:49:36 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 01:02:24 PM
im going to fucking put laxatives in your sandwich and hope you shit your bowels out >:(


yucky :D
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 01:55:08 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 11, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
then you mow the lawn, paint the house, and move the heavy stuff you lazy fuck >:(


i used to ride the lawn mower around our yard but i wouldn't cut any of the grass

and i painted a porch once O_0
Title: Re: why?
Post by: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 02:01:28 PM
Quote from: Boyager on December 12, 2008, 01:55:08 PM
i used to ride the lawn mower around our yard but i wouldn't cut any of the grass

and i painted a porch once O_0


haha!
lawn mower races are fun :P