Waking up with an erection and having to piss
It's a bad feature
never had that problem giggle;
I use to have that problem a lot. Now I just sleep on my back. :3
It's not as bad as really having to piss, jacking off, then having to wait like 10-20 minutes for your body to realize that it has stopped orgasming.
I get morning wood normally twice or more a week. It pisses me off.
:/ hm.
Waking up with a cramp is so much worse. ;-;
Quote from: Cigarillo on December 05, 2008, 09:03:37 PM
Waking up with a cramp is so much worse. ;-;
you dont even know
waking up with morning wood sucks especially of your mom or someone is out in the living room. you just wait or you try to cover it up somehow
I have to stand like
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To piss when that happens
yea it sucks when u have a boner that sticks straight up like mine
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on December 05, 2008, 09:04:40 PM
you dont even know
waking up with morning wood sucks especially of your mom or someone is out in the living room. you just wait or you try to cover it up somehow
tape it to your leg
I'd rather have that than wake up to my body shaking so violently like it has been this winter from the cold. I'd rather wake up everyday and have that than be so fucking cold like I wake up now.
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on December 05, 2008, 09:07:08 PM
I'd rather have that than wake up to my body shaking so violently like it has been this winter from the cold. I'd rather wake up everyday and have that than be so fucking cold like I wake up now.
violently? do you have heating in your house? psyduck;
Quote from: Cigarillo on December 05, 2008, 09:05:43 PM
tape it to your leg
then it would seem like theres a throbbing lump on my leg
Quote from: V on December 05, 2008, 09:08:57 PM
violently? do you have heating in your house? psyduck;
I was exaggerating. ^_________^
...But not much. doodhuh;
I do wake up and shake for the next like ten or so minutes, no matter what room I'm in.
IT'S BECAUSE THIS ROOM I SLEEP IN IS SO FUCKING COLD. madood;
Also yes we have heating.
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on December 05, 2008, 09:10:50 PM
then it would seem like theres a throbbing lump on my leg
baggy jeans
seriously though does anyone elses boner only move downward to about halfway, so its perpendicular with your body?
I would ask govteen but I dont feel like creating an account.
As in it hurts to push it down to where it would normally hang? If so, yes.
Also, sometimes when dried jizz is still in the end bit, happens every couple months, and I go to piss and then...TWO STREAMS OMG, COORDINATION!
QuoteNocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of a penile erection during sleep. All men without erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually several times during the night. It typically happens during REM sleep and it is not uncommon for an erection to be present when a man wakes up â,” such an erection is colloquially referred to as morning wood in North America, and as morning glory in the United Kingdom (though in some areas of the U.K. the adjective piss-proud is often used instead).
The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.
The cause of NPT is not known certainly. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.
Enjoy your boner, it means you're not old yet.
yes
Quote from: HeroofTime55 on December 05, 2008, 11:54:46 PM
Enjoy your boner, it means you're not old yet.
I assumed it was caused by rolling around in bed and sheets touching your penis and stuff. Guess not.
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on December 05, 2008, 09:10:50 PM
then it would seem like theres a throbbing lump on my leg
It's better that they think you are an alien than think you are human ;D
Quote from: reefer on December 06, 2008, 12:16:41 PM
I assumed it was caused by rolling around in bed and sheets touching your penis and stuff. Guess not.
I always thought that it was a mix of that and random sexy dreams that you don't remember.
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 05, 2008, 09:05:32 PM
yea it sucks when u have a boner that sticks straight up like mine
It's bad when it curves to the side too. My mom tells me to aim, yes, I
have been aiming, but it's almost impossible if it's curving to the left gonk;
I hate when I wake up and there's a bunch of blood in my underwear.
Quote from: Pyrate on December 06, 2008, 03:55:16 PM
I hate when I wake up and there's a bunch of blood in my underwear.
omg me too
Quote from: Angry Kewn Fruit on December 05, 2008, 09:04:52 PM
I have to stand like
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To piss when that happens
Why?
You have hands.
I think I'd rather wake up with an erection than wake up bleeding
the latter is just really disgusting and you get it on your sheets and person.
UCK
I'm sure waking up with an erection is both stupid and annoying though. I wouldn't like that either.
Waking up with an erection is cool, it allows me to go straight to sexual activities.
Small price to pay for having a perfectly functional phallus. baddood;
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 06, 2008, 06:06:01 PM
Waking up with an erection is cool, it allows me to go straight to sexual activities.
I'm usually never in the mood to jerk it when I first wake up
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 06:29:05 PM
I'm usually never in the mood to jerk it when I first wake up
Uh, yeah. I meant sexual activities with other people i.e. my girlfriend.
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 06, 2008, 06:31:36 PM
Uh, yeah. I meant sexual activities with other people i.e. my girlfriend.
ew wth sleeping with people is gross :|
Quote from: Cigarillo on December 06, 2008, 07:03:09 PM
ew wth sleeping with people is gross :|
sex in general is a little gross! but these things happen.
Quote from: Cigarillo on December 06, 2008, 07:03:09 PM
ew wth sleeping with people is gross :|
I'm sure you would know.