Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended
um.... okay.... psyduck;
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Goldfish masturbated on it
Mom: Flush flush
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: Well why didn't you say so, I would have helped yes;
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: bcuz i poop banans
Mom: y r u poop banans
Quote from: Lawlz on May 27, 2007, 12:46:35 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: bcuz i poop banans
Mom: y r u poop banans
You: y not
Mom: Dear Son, why?
Me: (http://gc.advancedmn.com/images/content/features/pokerant2.gif)
Mom: K.
You stole my posts!
Agh..
lol
Go die.