What's the weirdest thing you've had happen to you where you work?
Generally speaking, the area where I'm positioned at consists of some fairly psychotic clientelle. I'm not talking about your standard "I have some weird quirks but I'm an overall nice person" type people either. I'm talking about the "I don't eat hershey's because the government is poisoning the water supply down there." crazies.
I had a customer come in wanting to buy a Milwaukee's Best thirty pack. Now we're not supposed to sell alchohol to anyone who appears intoxicated, and this guy looked fairly tanked. So, I politely inform the gentleman that we're not supposed to sell alchohol to anyone who appears intoxicated. The guy starts to mutter about how he has something or either and how he needs it. About this point in time I begin noticing the blood pooling on my countertop. I request that the gentleman stop bleeding on my counter resulting in more muttering and a bit of crossing himself. Just when I think he's going to leave, he pulls up his shirt and does something reminiscent of the truffle shuffle.
Once day at Six Flags last summer, I saw some lady holding the arms of her daughter (small asian, daughter was taller than her) and the girl was trying to hit her. She then had some other lady come over to my game and call security. First aid came out and they tied her to the wheel chair and left.
... work?
That's hilarious. AWESOME
Is Boyah my job?
Haven't held a paying job before
Some old guy gave some workers McCain/Palin bumper stickers, and the manager asked him to stop, and he started yelling at her.
Weirder stuff has probably happened, but that's the only one I can remember right now.
Quote from: Angry Kewn Fruit on December 03, 2008, 10:46:41 PM
Is Boyah my job?
yah do you actually have a job?
or go to school?
or are you just chillen.
Quote from: bojangelsrocks on December 04, 2008, 10:35:15 AM
yah do you actually have a job?
or go to school?
or are you just chillen.
I'm just chilling because I went insane and had to withdraw from college.
some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.
POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS AWESOME
"Please stop bleeding upon my counter top good sir"
Quote from: Hermione Granger on December 04, 2008, 11:15:45 AM
some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.
POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS AWESOME
oh sry
DOES SCHOOL COUNT AS WORK LOL
No one wants to hire me. ;_;
Also at school since 2 days ago this kid now takes the lorny path I go walk on.
He asked me out, and since there's a lot of ice he almost fell down the stairs.
IT IS SO LULZ
Quote from: Hermione Granger on December 04, 2008, 11:15:45 AM
some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.
POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS AWESOME
oh my god i lol'd
My friend worked at Circuit City and some guy just took a poop in the middle of an isle.
Quote from: reefer on December 04, 2008, 04:26:30 PM
My friend worked at Circuit City and some guy just took a poop in the middle of an isle.
did they manage to rescue him from the isle
Quote from: Hermione Granger on December 04, 2008, 11:15:45 AM
some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.
POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS AWESOME
why can't i stop loling
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on December 04, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
did they manage to rescue him from the isle
yes, they have to use a sail boat
I was working at a dirty Catfish restaurant for some time. I had worked with a manager there who was honestly more of a co-worker than a manager. He never took on much responsibility, he always messed with everyone, and was overall very lazy. One day, he called two hours past his clock-in time to tell one of the servers that he was not coming to work and that he had found another job. We were absolutely dumbfounded, but for those of us who hadn't worked there all of our lives, we didn't really care. So, mine and my friend's dish washing duties continued until we stumbled upon a small stack of plates that was stuck together. We tried washing it multiple times to no effect, and we eventually tired to see what was keeping them together. We managed to separate the plates by means of sheer manliness, and discovered that they were held together by window-caulk. Later on, we also discovered all of the restaurant's brooms and dust pans lying outside in the back lot in the rain. We all knew who the culprit was...
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
One time when I was a file clerk for an architect's office, I received an extremely large shipment of holiday popcorn gift things, like five or six good-sized boxes of them. Also, they were Christmas themed and it was August.
I fingered my friend's girlfriend and she gave me a handjob.
I was scanning these peoples stuff and they were all yelling and laughing. Well i grabbed this box and tried to scan it but it opened and all these weird squishy things came out. I grabbed one and was all squeezing it and examining it to find out what it was. Then i realized they were douches... and then i realized the customers had stopped talking and were starring at me. So i threw them all in the box, threw those in the bag, and blushed like no other. I thought they were weird soap dispenses at first. It was hilarious later. :(
it's not so much weird as it is funny buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuot
Me and my friend/coworker Joe were working on Halloween, and we didn't have costumes.
"Where's your Halloween costume?"
"No Halloween spirit, eh Corey?"
"I'm your dumb jew boss and you should have definitely worn a costume"
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
So me and joe decided to tape tape to our shirts and we exchange names
for one night I was 6 foot four and black.
About two weeks later, a lady came in and said "Thanks alot Corey!" when Joe gave her water.
I was at work and it was like 2 in the morning.
This old lady that I've never met before walked in asking if I was looking for companionship.
All I could say was "Excuse me...?" out of shock.
She gave me a small piece of paper.
"Robert: XXX-XXX-XXXX"
I wasn't sure how to take this. doodhuh;