I told RTD about the first one. I was waiting for the bus and some guy with a joint(thinking he's slick by using cigarette paper) walks up to me and starts talking about Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne. His joint is becoming unwrapped and I'm like 'lol', but then I realize that I can smell the weed pretty heavily.
His teeth were like myface; and he was foaming at the mouth ;-;
He then started talking playboy the mansion for PS2. doodthing;
After he finished he joint he took out a pack of cigarettes and asked if I smoked. I said no, and he then asked if I smoked weed. I told him, "not recently" and he said "same here". Keep in mind, he just finished a joint, and thanks to that my clothes reaked of marijuana.
Once the bus came I ran to the back and sat behind two black people. ghouldood;
After class I took the bus home, and there was some retarded guy trying to talk to me when I was on the phone. He was like WHAT TIME DOES THE BUS COME. WHAT TIME DOES THE BUS COME?
I told him, around 2:30 and he was all NO IT DOESNT NO NO. And ran off somewhere(I mean ran off lol).
He then started talking to himself and ran again.
why do these people bother me? :(
its the eyebrows giggle;
Quote from: Mimi on November 06, 2008, 12:22:00 PM
its the eyebrows giggle;
clucky says it's because i'm handsome. hocuspocus;
I THINK IT WAS MY HAT.
That's kinda messed up
I was a bus once.
I hate Asians.
I took a nice nap in my mother's car and woke up in front of my house.
Nothing like a nice nap in the middle of the day after school.
I hate riding the bus, especially when you have to stand or share a seat with someone. The latter particularly sucks when the person sitting by you insists on trying to start a conversation , I think from now on I should said 'Désolé, je ne connais pas l'anglais.'
and your hat is nice jmv
Quote from: ME86 on November 06, 2008, 02:24:53 PM
I hate riding the bus, especially when you have to stand or share a seat with someone. The latter particularly sucks when the person sitting by you insists on trying to start a conversation , I think from now on I should said 'Désolé, je ne connais pas l'anglais.'
and your hat is nice jmv
lol
I don't think I've ever had anyone on a bus/train try to start a conversation with me.
Quote from: Thief888 on November 06, 2008, 02:36:20 PM
I don't think I've ever had anyone on a bus/train try to start a conversation with me.
You must not ride the subway enough, then.
IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE THE HOMELESS PEOPLE, TOO. madood;
Quote from: Kewn on November 06, 2008, 12:19:39 PM
I said no, and he then asked if I smoked weed. I told him, "not recently" and he said "same here". Keep in mind, he just finished a joint, and thanks to that my clothes reaked of marijuana.
Why did I find this truly hilarious? n_u
Once on the bus I saw a queer hispanic couple and this really confused me.
When I go to the park on Sundays there is a retarded boy who walks his dog and he always comes up to me :(
I get sexual conversations in my bus.
Quote from: skylark on November 06, 2008, 03:17:46 PM
Once on the bus I saw a queer hispanic couple and this really confused me.
why is that confusing
Quote from: Mini Disastro on November 06, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
I get sexual conversations in my bus.
do you spray them with pepper spray
Quote from: ME86 on November 06, 2008, 03:30:59 PM
why is that confusing
do you spray them with pepper spray
no they're friendly blacks
oxymoron ;)
Quote from: ME86 on November 06, 2008, 03:30:59 PM
why is that confusing
because how can a man like other mans akudood;
it's illegal in florida you know
Quote from: TECTRINKET on November 06, 2008, 03:33:09 PM
because how can a man like other mans akudood;
it's illegal in florida you know
It's disgusting.
Quote from: Mini Disastro on November 06, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
no they're friendly blacks
oxymoron ;)
oh you ;)
I ride the bus to school....
There, I think that speaks for itself. Retelling such tales of misfortune would hurt me soul...
Quote from: Staplerlock on November 06, 2008, 03:44:30 PM
I ride the bus to school....
There, I think that speaks for itself. Retelling such tales of misfortune would hurt me soul...
lol I rode the bus to school in middle school, back when I wasn't socially retarded.
People look past me, except if I'm writing, in which case they decide to stare and then act like they're not staring. It's irritating. scarecrowdood;
I was in the middle of getting my hair cut about a month or two ago and some kid all of the sudden asked me where I went to school.
Quote from: Pqqu on November 06, 2008, 04:42:15 PM
People look past me, except if I'm writing, in which case they decide to stare and then act like they're not staring. It's irritating. scarecrowdood;
good choice of emote for this post ;)
Quote from: Detonator on November 06, 2008, 04:47:40 PM
good choice of emote for this post ;)
I don't follow but ok. doodhuh;
Yeah bus stops are always a fun place.
yeah i remember when i used to ride the bus
i finally quit riding the bus about midway through my junior year in high school
some pretty crazy shit went down on that bus, usually all caused by the same people, like this one kid with a huge gap in his teeth that exposed himself regularly and ate candy off the floor
and this other kid would always pretend to have sex with the backs of the seats
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 07, 2008, 10:28:48 AM
yeah i remember when i used to ride the bus
i finally quit riding the bus about midway through my junior year in high school
some pretty crazy shit went down on that bus, usually all caused by the same people, like this one kid with a huge gap in his teeth that exposed himself regularly and ate candy off the floor
and this other kid would always pretend to have sex with the backs of the seats
The most fun I have is watching bums drop the bottles they are turning in for booze money.
Even worse than bus stops are bus depots. Oh my god so many hobos in the big cities. And they hide in creepy dark corners.
And yeah, I always attract weird people too jimvers
I'm on the bus right now
someone shoved a marker up a kids ass in the back of the bus
School, i never ride the city bus
Quote from: Hiro on November 07, 2008, 01:54:06 PM
School, i never ride the city bus
school busses yield no stories.
Quote from: skylark on November 07, 2008, 01:54:35 PM
school busses yield no stories.
not as interesting but I got into a few fights on the bus, and when I was a senior someone set another kid's jacket on fire.
Quote from: skylark on November 07, 2008, 01:54:35 PM
school busses yield no stories.
last time i rode the cheese bus was back in elementary school
for middle school i took the train, and i currently walk to my high school
YOU TOOK A TRAIN TO SCHOOL
DID YOU GO TO HOGWARTS
Quote from: Kewn on November 07, 2008, 01:58:02 PM
not as interesting but I got into a few fights on the bus, and when I was a senior someone set another kid's jacket on fire.
I have never gotten in a fight but tonight I feel like I might wrestle somebody.
:/ on fire? wow
Quote from: Mimi on November 07, 2008, 01:54:02 PM
someone shoved a marker up a kids ass in the back of the bus
carrot ass goowan
Quote from: Hiro on November 07, 2008, 02:00:45 PM
DID YOU GO TO HOGWARTS
only if they have an american campus in new york city
Quote from: Kewn on November 07, 2008, 01:58:02 PM
not as interesting but I got into a few fights on the bus, and when I was a senior someone set another kid's jacket on fire.
I've actually never gotten into a fight with another kid at school... :\
Quote from: Kewn on November 07, 2008, 01:58:02 PM
not as interesting but I got into a few fights on the bus, and when I was a senior someone set another kid's jacket on fire.
why did i laugh
I've never been in a fight. spam;
This one guy I see on the bus to work on occasion is so fat he takes up three of the handicapped/senior seats.
Also, the people who use the elevator thing just because they're fat and cant go up stairs; they aren't even broken.
Once I was on a bus and they went to change drivers and just forgot about us
after about 20 mins everyone just left.
Another time a guy got on and didn't pay right away, you know how they often let people do that. Anyways, he didn't at all and the driver ended up having to get some people to forcibly remove him from the bus after awhile. Was entertaining.
*woman sits down, bitching and swearing to someone on phone*
It's like 95 outside and the ac is on, but its still a little hot in the bus.
*woman opens window*
"Um, excuse me ma'am, but the AC is on"
"YEAH I KNOW AND IT'S FUCKING COLD, DUMBASS!"
I was on the bus once, and me and this guy went through this girls purse and took out all of her tampons. Then we shot them out the windows. She kept screaming and yelling "NO STOP! I NEED THOSE!" She was laughing but she was pissed.
Quote from: :atomsk: on November 10, 2008, 07:26:17 AM
I was on the bus once, and me and this guy went through this girls purse and took out all of her tampons. Then we shot them out the windows. She kept screaming and yelling "NO STOP! I NEED THOSE!" She was laughing but she was pissed.
You're lucky she didn't rub her bloody vagina on you.
Quote from: :atomsk: on November 10, 2008, 07:26:17 AM
I was on the bus once, and me and this guy went through this girls purse and took out all of her tampons. Then we shot them out the windows. She kept screaming and yelling "NO STOP! I NEED THOSE!" She was laughing but she was pissed.
i would have been pissed too. madood;
Quote from: Detonator on November 11, 2008, 04:11:45 PM
i would have been pissed too. madood;
I actually brought it up today and we laughed out loud. It's all good.