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Title: i wish i was religious
Post by: j o e i n c on November 03, 2008, 06:24:21 PM
at leaxt  i would   know im 100% right
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: YPrrrr on November 03, 2008, 06:26:00 PM
I think you're confusing religious with god-complex
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Houdini on November 03, 2008, 08:47:33 PM
i wish i was joeinc so i could suck giant throbing gay homococks
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Samus Aran on November 03, 2008, 09:01:08 PM
i wish i was houdini so i could be like "hey guys i'm houdini"
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 03, 2008, 09:02:53 PM
i wish i could be *name withheld* so I could * ;-; *.


Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Hiro on November 03, 2008, 09:32:34 PM
I wish i was [you] so i could look at myself naked
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on November 03, 2008, 11:38:46 PM
Quote from: Hiro on November 03, 2008, 09:32:34 PM
I wish i was [you] so i could look at myself naked
That doesn't make any sense.

Also, i'm user 4?
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 04, 2008, 07:38:56 AM
Quote from: Hiro on November 03, 2008, 09:32:34 PM
I wish i was Detonator so i could look at myself naked


yeah you do ;)
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on November 04, 2008, 10:33:44 AM
Quote from: Detonator on November 04, 2008, 07:38:56 AM
yeah you do ;)
Oh not again; I fell for that again?
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Paul on November 04, 2008, 10:36:24 AM
I wish I was religious so I wouldn't have to fight with my Dad, repeatedly on who is right.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: The artist formally known on November 04, 2008, 11:50:22 AM
Quote from: Hiro on November 03, 2008, 09:32:34 PM
I wish i was [you] so i could look at myself naked
no you dont,
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 04, 2008, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Paul on November 04, 2008, 10:36:24 AM
I wish I was religious so I wouldn't have to fight with my Dad, repeatedly on who is right.
I am.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Feynman on November 04, 2008, 12:02:19 PM
My family is religious, but aren't dumbass conservatives, so I'm happy.

I love having a liberal family. Except the goddamn women are conservatives, but no one cares what women think.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 04, 2008, 12:03:17 PM
Quote from: Bassir on November 04, 2008, 12:02:19 PM
My family is religious, but aren't dumbass conservatives, so I'm happy.

I love having a liberal family. Except the goddamn women are conservatives, but no one cares what women think.


what about what selena gomez thinks
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 04, 2008, 12:03:42 PM
bassir is a muslim
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Feynman on November 04, 2008, 12:11:13 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 04, 2008, 12:03:17 PM
what about what selena gomez thinks

I was talking about the women in my family. I love Gómez.

Quote from: Kewn on November 04, 2008, 12:03:42 PM
bassir is a muslim

lolwut
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: me003 on November 04, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
I wish I was gods friend so that I would get gifts from god on christmas.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 04, 2008, 12:56:05 PM
Quote from: MethreE on November 04, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
I wish I was religious so that I would get gifts from god on christmas.


oh you don't have to be religious for that, selfish non-christians do that as well  giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 04, 2008, 12:57:05 PM
Quote from: reefer on November 04, 2008, 11:50:22 AM
no you dont,

why not,
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: me003 on November 04, 2008, 01:00:15 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 04, 2008, 12:56:05 PM
oh you don't have to be religious for that, selfish non-christians do that as well  giggle;
oh your right, well I want them directly from god.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: YPrrrr on November 04, 2008, 01:02:02 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 04, 2008, 12:56:05 PM
oh you don't have to be religious for that, selfish non-christians do that as well  giggle;
Perhaps they are pagans; they invented the holiday in the first place n_u
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: The Oggmonster on November 05, 2008, 05:15:32 AM
Quote from: Hiro on November 03, 2008, 09:32:34 PM
I wish i was [you] so i could look at myself naked

Wut?
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Samus Aran on November 06, 2008, 10:43:30 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 04, 2008, 12:56:05 PM
oh you don't have to be religious for that, selfish non-christians do that as well  giggle;


yeah it's so selfish to give gifts to others giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 07, 2008, 03:21:07 AM
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 06, 2008, 10:43:30 PM
yeah it's so selfish to give gifts to others giggle;


yeah, because it's not like you get gifts or anything, just give them, celebrating the birthday of someone who you don't believe exists.  giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: sans culottes on November 07, 2008, 05:40:20 AM
[you] is a fag.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: j o e i n c on November 07, 2008, 06:14:27 AM
senor paco is a dirty mexican
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 06:23:25 AM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 03:21:07 AM
yeah, because it's not like you get gifts or anything, just give them, celebrating the birthday of someone who you don't believe exists.  giggle;
Jesus isn't God.  giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 07, 2008, 02:56:11 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 07, 2008, 06:23:25 AM
Jesus isn't God.  giggle;


LAWL
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Ezloﺕ on November 07, 2008, 03:02:13 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 03:21:07 AM
yeah, because it's not like you get gifts or anything, just give them, celebrating the birthday of someone who you don't believe exists.  giggle;
um atheists dont believe in god

jesus actually did exist

try again
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 07, 2008, 03:33:00 PM
Quote from: Ezlo on November 07, 2008, 03:02:13 PM
um atheists dont believe in god

jesus actually did exist

try again


John 10:30
I and my Father are one.




doodthing;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: YPrrrr on November 07, 2008, 03:34:37 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 03:33:00 PM
John 10:30
I and my Father are one.




doodthing;
Yes, but a non-Christian denies the divine part of him. So therefore God and Jesus would be separate
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: ME## on November 07, 2008, 03:35:03 PM
Quote from: Señor Paco on November 07, 2008, 05:40:20 AM
[you] is a fag.


why must it be so :'(


Sometimes, I wish I could be religious... But then I think about it, and it just seems rather strange...
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 07, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
Quote from: ME86 on November 07, 2008, 03:35:03 PM
why must it be so :'(


Sometimes, I wish I could be religious... But then I think about it, and it just seems rather strange...


only if you're muslim  giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Feynman on November 07, 2008, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
only if you're muslim  giggle;


how so giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 07, 2008, 03:38:53 PM
Quote from: Bassir on November 07, 2008, 03:36:23 PM
how so giggle;


your clothing
and that whole praying five times at day in the direction of mecca  giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Feynman on November 07, 2008, 03:39:26 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 03:38:53 PM
your clothing
and that whole praying five times at day in the direction of mecca  giggle;


haha because we can't wear normal clothes and praying is so hard i get it giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 03:50:40 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 03:33:00 PM
John 10:30
I and my Father are one.




doodthing;
The Gospels contradict each other on many occasions, and not even all Christian denominations believe that Jesus was god, only Catholics and like one or two more.
Quote from: Bassir on November 07, 2008, 03:39:26 PM
haha because we can't wear normal clothes and praying is so hard i get it giggle;
Wait until you guys get magic powers to turn wine in to blood, bread into flesh, and men to somehow make your sins okay.  giggle;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
All catholics dress like this:
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/6190.jpg)

(http://pro.corbis.com/images/OPW049.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B1BD74777-3922-48E5-8364-9512FA8162C7%7D)

all muslims dress like this:
(http://www.hyscience.com/burka.jpg)
(http://geoconger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/taliban.jpg)

all jews dress like this:
(http://pegpundit.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/matisyahu_kushner.jpg)
all atheists dress like this:
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_Di1HzTLtBlM/RwkNrnvqdCI/AAAAAAAAB58/ZyRyidbc45Y/s400/labcoat.jpg)
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Feynman on November 07, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
That was stupid. Just because Dr. House is atheist doesn't make all doctors atheists.

Proof: the shitload of Buddhist Chinese Doctors, the Hindu Indian doctors, and the rest are mostly Christians.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: ME## on November 07, 2008, 03:59:48 PM
catholics look badass


also she's texting by feel omg
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 04:07:55 PM
Quote from: Bassir on November 07, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
That was stupid. Just because Dr. House is atheist doesn't make all doctors atheists.

Proof: the shitload of Buddhist Chinese Doctors, the Hindu Indian doctors, and the rest are mostly Christians.
i was more talking about people in labcoats and was showing how stupid generalizations are.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 07, 2008, 04:08:07 PM
lawl jmv calm down, you have nothing better to do than stereotype?
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Ezloﺕ on November 07, 2008, 04:09:28 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 04:08:07 PM
lawl jmv calm down, you have nothing better to do than stereotype?
uh didnt you just stereotype muslims
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 04:10:34 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 04:08:07 PM
lawl jmv calm down, you have nothing better to do than stereotype?
i was pointing out your stereotype.  doodthing;

I obviously don't wear a labcoat and I don't think you wear a nun uniform.  doodthing;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 07, 2008, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: Ezlo on November 07, 2008, 04:09:28 PM
uh didnt you just stereotype muslims


i didn't stereotype every other major (non)religious group or go through the trouble to find their pictures, did i? i must have missed that part.
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 04:12:47 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 04:11:32 PM
i didn't stereotype every other major (non)religious group or go through the trouble of find their pictures, did i? i must have missed that part.
it was 2 seconds on google.  baddood;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Ezloﺕ on November 07, 2008, 04:13:11 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 04:11:32 PM
i didn't stereotype every other major (non)religious group or go through the trouble of find their pictures, did i? i must have missed that part.
but you just stereotyped muslisms

the point is that you stereotyped, and jmv is pointing out at how stupid generalizing people are
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: YPrrrr on November 07, 2008, 08:05:12 PM
Quote from: ME86 on November 07, 2008, 03:59:48 PM
catholics look badass

thanks girl;
Quote from: Detonator on November 07, 2008, 04:11:32 PM
i didn't stereotype every other major (non)religious group or go through the trouble to find their pictures, did i? i must have missed that part.
are you serious doodhuh;
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
ypr can i borrow your large cross
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: YPrrrr on November 07, 2008, 08:10:03 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 07, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
ypr can i borrow your large cross
Sure, I think I've got a spare. Just make sure it doesn't scald your fingers n_u
Title: Re: i wish i was religious
Post by: Daddy on November 07, 2008, 08:21:14 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 07, 2008, 08:10:03 PM
Sure, I think I've got a spare. Just make sure it doesn't scald your fingers n_u
do you want my test tube