Poll
Question:
eh
Option 1: crumple
votes: 17
Option 2: fold
votes: 8
my friend is saying I'm weird because I prefer to fold
what is your preference?
Fold/crumple what exactly?
is this toilet paper discussion
Uh... crumple I guess psyduck;
Oh well, I guess I crumple.
before or after wiping baddood;
Crumple.
Fold is much more practical and efficient, but crumpling is so god damn satisfying.
i always fold
I WAS UNAWARE OF ANOTHER OPTION
Quote from: Ã,¿Trevor? on October 12, 2008, 03:42:28 PM
i always fold
I WAS UNAWARE OF ANOTHER OPTION
I was unaware people folded befuddlement
people fold? doodthing;
crummmmmple
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 12, 2008, 03:43:49 PM
I was unaware people folded befuddlement
because you're a square
crumple
crumple
I don't have an ass
Crumple. Folding requires me to use a lot of toilet paper.
fold
why in the world would you fold
does it make a fucking difference?
ohh, i can't wipe my ass with shitpaper unless i fold it oh-so-delicately in a certain way, ohh
faggots
Quote from: Nyerp on October 12, 2008, 05:36:42 PM
why in the world would you fold
does it make a fucking difference?
ohh, i can't wipe my ass with shitpaper unless i fold it oh-so-delicately in a certain way, ohh
faggots
you could make the same argument for crumbling
its just how i always did it
Quote from: Ezlo on October 12, 2008, 05:37:50 PM
you could make the same argument for crumbling
you mean grabbing some, stuffing it up your ass, and not wasting time on pointless shit?
Quote from: Nyerp on October 12, 2008, 05:39:05 PM
you mean grabbing some, stuffing it up your ass, and not wasting time on pointless shit?
i mean why does it matter
what the hell do you mean waste time? it only takes like a few seconds
Quote from: Ezlo on October 12, 2008, 05:44:52 PM
i mean why does it matter
what the hell do you mean waste time? it only takes like a few seconds
is it worth it?
does it somehow make your ass cleaner?
no
your gay
Quote from: Nyerp on October 12, 2008, 05:47:49 PM
is it worth it?
does it somehow make your ass cleaner?
no
your gay
what's the big damn deal
foooold
crumpling irritates me. |:
let's spend time making this into a neat little folded sheet, get shit all over it, and throw it in the toilet
Quote from: Nyerp on October 12, 2008, 05:52:48 PM
let's spend time making this into a neat little folded sheet, get shit all over it, and throw it in the toilet
i fold my tissues too spam;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 12, 2008, 05:47:49 PM
is it worth it?
does it somehow make your ass cleaner?
no
your gay
i have a gay
WHERE
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 12, 2008, 06:03:57 PM
Why would you
idk boogers
all i remember is one time i didn't fold them, my nails broke through the tissue, and scratched the inside of my nose and it bled.
i do crumple them when i'm dribbling snot though
hime's my kind of woman
Quote from: Spunky on October 12, 2008, 06:06:56 PM
idk boogers
all i remember is one time i didn't fold them, my nails broke through the tissue, and scratched the inside of my nose and it bled.
i do crumple them when i'm dribbling snot though
you stick your fingers inside your nose when blowing?
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 12, 2008, 06:08:11 PM
you stick your fingers inside your nose when blowing?
sure do [:
she just blew my
I didn't realize anyone folded. That's odd.
Why would anyone ever do that?
Quote from: Gamosan on October 12, 2008, 06:33:26 PM
I didn't realize anyone folded. That's odd.
Why would anyone ever do that?
exactly
are you guys seriously having a fight about this
Quote from: Cam on October 12, 2008, 06:48:44 PM
are you guys seriously having a fight about this
blacks
Quote from: Spunky on October 12, 2008, 05:59:05 PM
i fold my tissues too spam;
yeah but that just makes it easier. First off it allows for more practical use of the area on the tissue so you can use it more than once, and also it makes sure all the snot gets in the tissue and not on your hands.
Toilet paper? Well I don't see how you can use it foldedwithout getting shit on your fingers unless you fold it like at least 10 times.
Quote from: Selkie224 on October 12, 2008, 06:54:45 PM
yeah but that just makes it easier. First off it allows for more practical use of the area on the tissue so you can use it more than once, and also it makes sure all the snot gets in the tissue and not on your hands.
If you don't fold the tissue, it takes up a greater area, so why would you get it on your hands?
crumplies
Quote from: Selkie224 on October 12, 2008, 06:54:45 PM
yeah but that just makes it easier. First off it allows for more practical use of the area on the tissue so you can use it more than once, and also it makes sure all the snot gets in the tissue and not on your hands.
Toilet paper? Well I don't see how you can use it foldedwithout getting shit on your fingers unless you fold it like at least 10 times.
I take a whole bunch and fold it. It causes irritation for some reason if I don't. >.<
nyerp do you crumple because you can't actually reach your ass with your hand y/n
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on October 12, 2008, 06:58:27 PM
nyerp do you crumple because you can't actually reach your ass with your hand y/n
o burn
Quote from: Nyerp on October 12, 2008, 05:52:48 PM
let's spend time making this into a neat little folded sheet, get shit all over it, and throw it in the toilet
Once you're good at it, it probably doesn't take any more time than crumpling.
I take exactly five squares of toilet paper and fold them into one perfect square. spam;
I wasn't aware people crumpled it until a year or two ago. befuddlement
fold
Quote from: TECTRON on October 12, 2008, 07:28:25 PM
I take exactly five squares of toilet paper and fold them into one perfect square. spam;
you're weird :|
A second ago I tried crumpling, just to see what it was like.
It sucks. baddood;
also until i read this thread more i thought this was just about toilet paper
i fold my tissues when blowing my nose
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on October 12, 2008, 06:58:27 PM
nyerp do you crumple because you can't actually reach your ass with your hand y/n
how did you know
r u sie-kik
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 12, 2008, 06:56:36 PM
If you don't fold the tissue, it takes up a greater area, so why would you get it on your hands?
No but you don't have good control of complete coverage of the nostrils if you crumple it.
There could be a great space in one corner that you don't realize, then you blow and it all flies out.
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 13, 2008, 12:08:59 AM
you're weird :|
years ago i only needed four but they made each square smaller cry;
Oh, I roll.
Quote from: Selkie224 on October 13, 2008, 08:29:04 AM
No but you don't have good control of complete coverage of the nostrils if you crumple it.
There could be a great space in one corner that you don't realize, then you blow and it all flies out.
I wouldn't crumple a tissue, that would be stupid.
I just press the sheet against the sides of my nose and across the nostrils, then blow
two squares, folded over become one soft square, get there. baddood;
reading this thread makes me picture every one of you wiping your ass hahahahahahahahahhahah
[spoiler]luls[/spoiler]
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on October 13, 2008, 06:46:49 PM
reading this thread makes me picture every one of you wiping your ass hahahahahahahahahhahah
[spoiler]luls[/spoiler]
Lucky you
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rZHpSZU5lI[/youtube]
"bringing order to chaos" is accurate
I fold.... How the hell do you wipe with crumpled paper? o_O
Quote from: noodle_976 on October 13, 2008, 09:36:18 PM
I fold.... How the hell do you wipe with crumpled paper? o_O
very carefully
Fold and Fold.