So I'm sitting here on my computer trolling the forums, when suddenly... "SCIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" I hear my cat hiss like a motherfucker from the kitchen. I put down my Creamy Garlic Raffaello to go investigate, when I see not one, but [B]TWO[/B] vicious raccoons out on my deck. With much haste I grabbed my broom and took flight (not like a witch would do though) to defend my precious property. It was a mother and her cub... looking down the handle of my 4 foot broom. Small plants from the growthy brush beneath my deck where there's monsters or some shit found their way through the cracks in the wood and where tickling my feet. The mother let out a mighty roar and started her advance, only to be met with some swift broom-to-face action.(see figure 1)
Figure 1
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She fled, taking her cub with her, and I stood the victor a good 6 feet above them. I went back inside and announced the vanquishing of my enemies, and was met with a lecture on how dangerous raccoons are and that I could have gotten rabies if it bite me. I didn't care, I had my pride, and that is something that can never be brought down.
In conclusion, class, OH IT IS EVERYWHERE IT IS IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!
Hot damn. I wish I could've been there. yes;
Interesting story Sir. powerofone;
Best story evar... educate;
That stick figure of you looks like he has mental problems. psyduck;
Quote from: iWolf on May 26, 2007, 05:11:35 PM
That stick figure of you looks like he has mental problems. psyduck;
No.. His face is just deformed is all.
That was the most amazing feat of bravery I ever heard of. I give you the purple Barnstar.
Today, a squirrel was making noises in the tree right in front of my room's window. It was a screeching noise that wouldn't shutup, it was so fucking annoying.
Quote from: Bassir on May 26, 2007, 05:32:47 PM
Today, a squirrel was making noises in the tree right in front of my room's window. It was a screeching noise that wouldn't shutup, it was so fucking annoying.
I shot one of the fuckers with a bebe gun, and it hit it so it had a fatal seizure.
UM GUYS HELLO, THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOU, IT IS ABOUT ME. emo;
Good job, sir. I award you a Medal of Gravery.
Oops, they misspelled 'Bravery'.
Oh well. Take it anyways, you ungrateful little...argh;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 26, 2007, 07:17:46 PM
Good job, sir. I award you a Medal of Gravery.
Oops, they misspelled 'Bravery'.
Oh well. Take it anyways, you ungrateful little...argh;
Bitch?