A quarter pounder.
itt racist jokes
you're a nigger :|
[spoiler=my collection]What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane to Africa?
A good start.
Why don't jews give head?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
Why aren't there any Mexicans in the Olympics?
All the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the US.
What do you call 2 white people pushing a car up a hill?
White Power.
What about 2 blacks?
Black Power
2 Mexicans?
Grand Theft Auto
Whats black and yellow and makes you happy?
A bus filled with niggers driving off a cliff.
How do you get jewish girl's number?
Pull up her sleeve.
what's the most confusing day in the ghetto?
Father's day
A catholic preist and a rabbi are walking down the road when they see a young boy bending over to pick up something from the ground.
"Hey, let's go fuck him," the preist says.
The rabbi looks enthusiastic, and asks "Out of what?"
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the air at night?
"Drop it, nigger!"
Why does Beyonce always sing "To the left, to the left"?
Because black people have no rights!
There was a blackout yesterday. Good thing the cops caught him and took him off the street.
What do you call a black man with a job, a house, and a family he loves and supports?
A fine, upstanding member of the community.
What's the difference between a hard-working black man and bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
An apartment building burns down. There is a black family on the first floor, a white family on the second, and a Mexican family on the third. Who survives?
The white family; they are at work.
What is the difference between a tire and a nigger?
The tire doesnt sing if you put chains on it.
So an Azn walks into a black bar and yells to the bartender "Hey nig! How about a jig?!" The bartender, being a well-mannered negroid tells the man "That's not very nice. What would you say if I walked into your bar and yelled 'Hey chink, how bout a drink?!'" "I'd say we don't serve niggers."
Why don't Jews eat pork?
They may be lots of things, but they're not cannibals![/spoiler]
wow
why did you collect those?
Quote from: Nyerp on October 06, 2008, 07:44:00 AM
wow
why did you collect those?
That's what I wanna know.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist son of a bitch!
why were there only 3000 mexicans at the alamo
they only had two pickup trucks
Quote from: russell on October 06, 2008, 05:20:48 PM
why were there only 3000 mexicans at the alamo
they only had two pickup trucks
i lold
Quote from: Nyerp on October 06, 2008, 07:44:00 AM
wow
why did you collect those?
Saw them on /b/, lol'd hard at each of them.