so today in health was rather hilarious
A student walked into class with his ID card (we're forced to wear them rofl) on, but it's on an extremely long string. It's around his neck, but the actual card is near his shins (just the thought of it makes me lol).
He asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom and the teacher says "Yeah, write a pass. Also, this'll probably sound like sexual harassment, so don't go telling the principal on me.
Your ID card shouldn't be below your penis."
The whole time, the student's facial expression was, literally, ":0".
i could not control my laughter
itt funny teachers
my last year english teacher and my current psychology teacher
everyone else either tries too hard or is too corny with it :(
My physics teacher said he had a golf ball(when it was really a ping pong ball) and whipped it at some kid's head.
He also took a skateboard and started skateboarding through a hallway.
Why the hell wouldn't the teacher just say "below the belt?" doodthing;
Quote from: Kaz on September 24, 2008, 12:18:09 PM
Why the hell wouldn't the teacher just say "below the belt?" doodthing;
health teachers must pull the penis into everything baddood;
Quote from: TECTRON on September 24, 2008, 12:22:57 PM
health teachers must pull the penis into everything baddood;
why don't they pull it out? spam;
Quote from: Kaz on September 24, 2008, 12:37:44 PM
...what
HE PULLED OUT BEFORE BUSTING A LOAD IN ANOTHER MAN'S ASS
Guys, I forgot to mention that my Health teacher is a woman. Pregnant, too. spam;
Quote from: TECTRON on September 24, 2008, 12:39:49 PM
Guys, I forgot to mention that my Health teacher is a woman. Pregnant, too. spam;
She's pregnant?
There's the problem. She's had so much sex she can't stop thinking about penis. And if she's talking to students about it...
...she wants fresh meat. :o
my health teacher was pretty funny too
watching him display the "wrong ways" to do CPR were pretty funny, especially when he slapped the baby CPR dummy and it just fell apart
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 24, 2008, 12:41:09 PM
...she wants fresh meat. :o
Wait, what school is that exactly? (http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/427/bigspamii5.png)
Quote from: Kaz on September 24, 2008, 12:42:05 PM
my health teacher was pretty funny too
watching him display the "wrong ways" to do CPR were pretty funny, especially when he slapped the baby CPR dummy and it just fell apart
wow, i wish my school would have taught me CPR or other life-saving maneuvers
but nope, only ABSTINECE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE
also my health teacher in 7th grade was crazy and she jumped on our desk and it flipped over baddood;
Quote from: Khadafi on September 24, 2008, 12:38:31 PM
HE PULLED OUT BEFORE BUSTING A LOAD IN ANOTHER MAN'S ASS
JMV had a dream on pulling out, luls.
also she says the word "penis" at least once daily and we're only talking about mental health baddood;
Uh, the old health teacher used a banana to demonstrate a condom
But my physics teacher demonstrated the diffraction of water by shining a light through a gallon jug with a hole in the side, so the light went out the hole and with the stream of water. But then the whole liquid was turning red, and we were like, "Shit...is the light still in there?" Turns out, he had put koolaid in the water.
Last year for one quarter, I had a hilarious teacher. He lit his hand, my $10 bill, and his markerboard on fire. My $10 bill had no burn marks or anything from it. It was amazing. Too bad he got fired for dating a student. :(