So, I was hanging out with some friends, and Bridgett<3. And of course, we were drinking. We had quite a bit of UV blue vodka, and we were sitting around a fire having a good time.
After while me and Bridgett go off on our own to get some more alcohol, then we come back to the fire. Then, after a longer while, I grab a condom from her purse, and her and I head towards the school.
I don't know what made us think the school, but we went there. She sits on the slide, we start making out, I play around with her, and eventually start, well, feasting.
We see a car drive by.
It's the fucking cop.
We jump in the slide and hide, then he shines his spotlight. I don't know how he saw us, but he did. He pulls into the parking lot and walks over to the slide, and confronts us.
I'm decent, but Bridgett, she has no pants on. It's an awkward situation.
He asks for our ID and so on. He notifies our parents. This is 15 minutes after curfew, mind you.
And about an hour before this, I had just gotten home. Then later snuck out my window to go back and hang out with Bridgett. Big damn mistake.
So he takes both of us home, and my mom is pissed. I'm just thankful he said nothing about the condition he caught us in.
I also can't believe he didn't realize we were drunk. Holy shit.
I'm in so much shit in the morning. God damnnnn.
well. theres my story
the cop caught me eating her out and took me home ;-;
omg
[spoiler]You have a life?[/spoiler]
Quote from: (Hiro3) on September 20, 2008, 10:50:55 PM
omg
[spoiler]You have a life?[/spoiler]
i have more of a life than nearly anyone here
Quote from: Beastman on September 20, 2008, 10:51:19 PM
i have more of a life than nearly anyone here
What a horrible assumption.
Quote from: Kevin on September 20, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
What a horrible assumption.
why do you still go here everyone hates you
You lucked out. baddood;
Congratulations on being extremely retarded.
That seems like a dumb place to start messing around, but whatever.
You're really fucking lucky that you basically only got in trouble because of the curfew.
pics or it didnt happen
Quote from: C Mongler on September 21, 2008, 12:02:03 AM
pics or it didnt happen
Was that necessary to say?
Either way, you really lucked out.
got fucking lucky.
when im drunk, i cant hide it.
im almost sure i wouldve gotten caught under the influence.
but then...
when i choose to get intimate or drunk, i typically want to be out of reach by any threatening adult whatsoever...
indoors, preferably.
Quote from: Kaz on September 20, 2008, 11:44:35 PM
That seems like a dumb place to start messing around, but whatever.
You're really fucking lucky that you basically only got in trouble because of the curfew.
i can't really think of any other place to mess around while drunk.
COOL STORY ABOUT UNDERAGE DRINKING LOL
Lol why a school? Cops always check out schools.
She heard her screams of "RAPE! RAPEEEEE!". doodthing;
Quote from: Beastman on September 20, 2008, 11:05:48 PM
why do you still go here everyone hates you
i lol'd
uhm yeah the cops never bother me except that time i was gonna smoke weed and theyw ere outside of my house and i was like :'(
Quote from: Beastman on September 20, 2008, 10:51:19 PM
i have more of a life than nearly anyone here
As do I. We need to hang out. :'(
Quote from: Khadafi on September 21, 2008, 05:30:34 AM
i lol'd
uhm yeah the cops never bother me except that time i was gonna smoke weed and theyw ere outside of my house and i was like :'(
cops only let my mom do illegal moves on the street and highway like making u turns in the middle of the avenue
Quote from: Kaz on September 20, 2008, 11:44:35 PM
That seems like a dumb place to start messing around, but whatever.
You're really fucking lucky that you basically only got in trouble because of the curfew.
We wanted to be alone, and there was practically no where else to go in the general area. The friend's house we were at was swarming with people who wouldn't leave us alone, and the school was the first place we thought of ;-;
There's really no way to justify the stupidity, but I really did luck out.
Quote from: Wrench on September 21, 2008, 05:33:44 AM
As do I. We need to hang out. :'(
i'd love to hang out with wrench :'(
holy lol what were you thinking
wow you must be really good at concealing your drunk-ness. Anyway, cool story. And the best part is you didn't even get in much trouble
so wait
she was wearing nothing at all down below when the cop found you guys
lucky cop befuddlement
Quote from: Beastman on September 21, 2008, 06:55:01 AM
i'd love to hang out with wrench :'(
i'd let you have sex in the room next to mine <3
The Cop
im sorry but getting drunk and then eating out a drunk bitch on a slide and then getting caught and brought home by a cop is pretty lame
stupid kids
Quote from: TECTRON on September 21, 2008, 08:51:02 AM
so wait
she was wearing nothing at all down below when the cop found you guys
lucky cop befuddlement
He's a cop. I'm sure he sees stuff like that all the time. He's probably had to wrangle a couple naked crackwhores on the street in his time.
Quote from: Kaz on September 21, 2008, 10:38:47 AM
He's a cop. I'm sure he sees stuff like that all the time. He's probably had to wrangle a couple naked crackwhores on the street in his time.
no LCK lives in albert lea or some small shit hole remember
and here i thought everyone on the internet was a virgin for life
How big was the bush?
you have a curfew in the area that you live? that must suck, i never had to deal with that shit.
Quote from: Rycerz on September 22, 2008, 09:23:29 AM
you have a curfew in the area that you live? that must suck, i never had to deal with that shit.
Doesn't pretty much everywhere have a curfew?
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 22, 2008, 02:55:56 PM
Doesn't pretty much everywhere have a curfew?
No curfews here baddood;
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 22, 2008, 02:55:56 PM
Doesn't pretty much everywhere have a curfew?
I don't think my area has one. If there is one, then it isn't enforced at all.
No curfew here, unless it just isn't enforced. befuddlement
uh.. trevvie.
Haven't you been dating this girl for like... a few weeks?
Quote from: Sam on September 22, 2008, 03:25:54 PM
uh.. trevvie.
Haven't you been dating this girl for like... a few weeks?
I don't see any reason for surprise. Do you have any idea how many guys have sex with girls they don't even know every night?
Minneapolis has a curfew, but I think it is only enforced on people walking, not in cars. Even then, only if you're black.
My friend got caught past curfew high while driving home, so I imagine there is curfew here...
baddood;
Rebel.
Quote from: steal on September 22, 2008, 07:10:26 PM
i had to talk to a sheriff for bumping into a crazy fat lady the other day
she wanted to charge me with battery, even the sheriff laughed at her
it was pretty funny
Just meeting a sheriff would be funny to me
cool story
LCK is pretty badass right
My town has a curfew, and it's definitely enforced. My friend got pulled over for riding his bike at night, and then a few weeks later so did I which is really fucking gay because their sitting in a parking lot, and as soon as I cross the street and turn a corner they're on my ass.
My town's curfew doesn't really seem to be enforced. I've heard of a couple people getting in a bit of trouble about it, but I guess most of the time the cops don't care a whole lot as long as you're not up to anything bad.
I live in NYC, and as far as I know, there's no curfews here. baddood;
Also, these curfews in your areas only for minors?
Quote from: Thief888 on September 23, 2008, 11:19:39 PM
I live in NYC, and as far as I know, there's no curfews here. baddood;
Also, these curfews in your areas only for minors?
Only for minors in my town, yeah.
Quote from: russell on September 21, 2008, 10:59:37 AM
no LCK lives in albert lea or some small shit hole remember
i'm like 45 miles away from albert lea
if you consider albert lea a dinky little shit hole i can't imagine what you consider morristown
curfew here is only for minors and it's only been enforced recently because of some idiotic vandalism involving a car dealership and some spraypaint
damn idiots
Quote from: Sam on September 22, 2008, 03:25:54 PM
uh.. trevvie.
Haven't you been dating this girl for like... a few weeks?
your point is
Quote from: Back In '88 on September 22, 2008, 07:37:46 AM
How big was the bush?
what bush
Quote from: Beastman on September 24, 2008, 01:59:38 PM
i'm like 45 miles away from albert lea
if you consider albert lea a dinky little shit hole i can't imagine what you consider morristown
you live in morristown nj? I live like 30 minutes from there doodella;
Quote from: Rycerz on September 24, 2008, 02:03:06 PM
you live in morristown nj? I live like 30 minutes from there doodella;
Minnesoota
Quote from: Rycerz on September 24, 2008, 02:03:06 PM
you live in morristown nj? I live like 30 minutes from there doodella;
um, no
minnesota, as ypr stated
HI TREVOR
Sounds like you're on the Tuna diet. yes;
I giggled.
I've been in that situation before
Quote from: Beastman on September 24, 2008, 01:59:38 PM
your point is
...I just lost so much respect for you Trevor.
Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 02:14:52 PM
...I just lost so much respect for you Trevor.
omg men are horny this is news to me!! huur myface;
Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 02:14:52 PM
...I just lost so much respect for you Trevor.
For what?
Sure, a few week isn't that long to wait. But we're both completely aware of what we were doing and of the possible repercussions.
It was our choice to do this and we're both content with it.
Quote from: Beastman on September 24, 2008, 02:20:05 PM
For what?
Sure, a few week isn't that long to wait. But we're both completely aware of what we were doing and of the possible repercussions.
It was our choice to do this and we're both content with it.
Well.. whatever. From things you've said to me in the past about your previous experiences, I'd have thought you'd know better. Or at least that you'd be more cautious.
Just don't be a dumbass, and don't do thing you're going to regret.
Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 02:24:49 PM
Well.. whatever. From things you've said to me in the past about your previous experiences, I'd have thought you'd know better. Or at least that you'd be more cautious.
Just don't be a dumbass, and don't do thing you're going to regret.
yes mother ;-;
Quote from: Beastman on September 24, 2008, 02:30:16 PM
yes mother ;-;
somehow I doubt I'm actually getting through to you
Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 02:32:49 PM
somehow I doubt I'm actually getting through to you
He's a man sugar. giggle;
leave'em alone.
crazy kids and their pussy eating whilst at schools
Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 02:32:49 PM
somehow I doubt I'm actually getting through to you
;-;
Quote from: Billy Idol on September 24, 2008, 02:36:09 PM
leave'em alone.
crazy kids and their pussy eating whilst at schools
Normally I wouldn't care, and I'd just let the silly kids do stupid things.
It just
really bothers me coming from Trevor.
Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 02:52:39 PM
Normally I wouldn't care, and I'd just let the silly kids do stupid things.
It just really bothers me coming from Trevor.
Did I ever tell you what Chris and I did on our 3rd date? (http://cuccoscratch.com/forum/Smileys/default/daydream.gif)
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 24, 2008, 02:53:44 PM
Did I ever tell you what Chris and I did on our 3rd date? (http://cuccoscratch.com/forum/Smileys/default/daydream.gif)
Played a rousing game of Parchisi?
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 24, 2008, 02:53:44 PM
Did I ever tell you what Chris and I did on our 3rd date? (http://cuccoscratch.com/forum/Smileys/default/daydream.gif)
See,
you could tell me you had buttsex with Chris, and it honestly wouldn't bother me in the slightest. It's not that I love you any more or less than Trevor, and it's not really anything I can talk about. Because of things trevor and I have discussed, this really just makes me dissappointed.
So in other words you expect more out of Trevor because you know he's not a trashy whore like I am, yes? giggle;
Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 02:52:39 PM
Normally I wouldn't care, and I'd just let the silly kids do stupid things.
It just really bothers me coming from Trevor.
How does this interfere with anything we've discussed?
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 24, 2008, 02:59:55 PM
So in other words you expect more out of Trevor because you know he's not a trashy whore like I am, yes? giggle;
You're not a whore... unless you've taken money
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 24, 2008, 02:59:55 PM
So in other words you expect more out of Trevor because you know he's not a trashy whore like I am, yes? giggle;
exactly giggle;
[spoiler]not really, ilu tyler.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Beastman on September 24, 2008, 03:00:12 PM
How does this interfere with anything we've discussed?
I don't know if it's okay for me to discuss it in here, you can pm me if you want to talk.
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 24, 2008, 03:01:07 PM
You're not a whore... unless you've taken money
You know I have higher standards than whoring myself out.
Unless it were for a lot of money.Then I may consider it.Quote from: Sam on September 24, 2008, 03:01:26 PM
exactly giggle;
[spoiler]not really, ilu tyler.[/spoiler]
I'll be honest. I haven't had any complaints yet.