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Title: Ah, ah, ah!
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 15, 2008, 10:35:39 PM
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You didn't say the magic word!
Title: Re: Ah, ah, ah!
Post by: Samus Aran on September 15, 2008, 10:38:13 PM
Hold on to your butts.
Title: Re: Ah, ah, ah!
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 15, 2008, 10:38:13 PM
(http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/21/images/jpark.jpg)

"Alright, the good and the bad news. The good news is that all we have to do is press a button. The bad news... That button is 500 yards that away. Past the raptor fence. We'll need one person to go and turn the button on."

(http://images.wikia.com/jurassicpark/images/3/38/Johnhammond.jpg)

"Well, I can't go. I own the park and I'm old. I send young people to die, not to live."

(http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/dern-jurassic.jpg)

"Well, I can't go. I'm the only living woman with breasts on the island. You'll need me to repopulate."

(http://images.wikia.com/jurassicpark/images/f/f3/Robertmuldoon.jpg)

"Well, I can't go."

(http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/21/images/jpark.jpg)

"Why not?"

(http://images.wikia.com/jurassicpark/images/f/f3/Robertmuldoon.jpg)

"Well, I'm white."

(http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/21/images/jpark.jpg)

"Well, I know how to fix the computers and bring us back online!"

(http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/dern-jurassic.jpg)

"Yeah but I'd feel threatened if it was just Hammond and I left alone with you."

(http://images.wikia.com/jurassicpark/images/3/38/Johnhammond.jpg)

"I don't care for the company of darkies."

(http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/21/images/jpark.jpg)

"Fine... I'll go. I'll turn on the button! I'll show you all! I'll show you all! At least, it's dinosaurs. Not snakes. On a plane."
Title: Re: Ah, ah, ah!
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 15, 2008, 10:55:33 PM
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"Wait, there's... Uh... Two islands?"

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/richard_attenborough.jpg)

"No, three."

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"Well, the first one was the amusement park which... Uh... Failed horribly... The second one was a manufacturing facility... But I don't get it that much. I mean, you already grew dinos on the... Um... island, right?"

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/richard_attenborough.jpg)

"That we did."

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn71/kookyindymonkey/2559_ac.jpg)

"Why would you need to have another island to make them, then?"

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/richard_attenborough.jpg)

"I dunno."

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"What was the third one, by the way?"

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/richard_attenborough.jpg)

"Just an island to have fun watching the dinosaurs kill each other. Sometimes, we'd throw death row inmates in there too. Watch them go at it trying to survive."

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn71/kookyindymonkey/2559_ac.jpg)

"That's... Uh... Kind of... Um... Dickish."

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/richard_attenborough.jpg)

"We also have giant bugs and other assorted giant things. One technician who was a huge fan of Kong made a giant monkey in honor of the film. We've had great fun watching him smash various dinosaur skulls."

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn71/kookyindymonkey/2559_ac.jpg)

"Well, I see that the... Uh... Age old question of why is Kong fighting a dinosaur has... Um... Finally been answered."
Title: Re: Ah, ah, ah!
Post by: Samus Aran on September 15, 2008, 10:57:24 PM
how about them spinosaurs, eh doc?