Alright, so I got a B in my History final, an A in my English final, and an A in my PE final. And then one kid said "Wow, your smart after all..." so I was just about to slap him when some guy comes over to me and says to meet him after school tomorrow. What could he want? awesome;
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:39:02 PM
Alright, so I got a B in my History final, an A in my English final, and an A in my PE final. And then one kid said "Wow, your smart after all..." so I was just about to slap him when some guy comes over to me and says to meet him after school tomorrow. What could he want? awesome;
How old is the guy, what does he look like, etcetera, etcetera.
He wants to have sex.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:39:35 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:39:02 PM
Alright, so I got a B in my History final, an A in my English final, and an A in my PE final. And then one kid said "Wow, your smart after all..." so I was just about to slap him when some guy comes over to me and says to meet him after school tomorrow. What could he want? awesome;
How old is the guy, what does he look like, etcetera, etcetera.
My age. Kind of Asianish white.
Don't go. He'll surely rape you.
OH SHIT
THAT WAS ME
awesome;
He's gonna touch your boob.
You used the wrong "you're," so if anything, he should've slapped you. awesome;
Quote from: Lawlz on May 23, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
You used the wrong "you're," so if anything, he should've slapped you. awesome;
No one fucking gives a shit.
DemonPrince feeling on little girls. caterpie;
He wants you.
Bassir, secure your woman.
Only one word... Rape.
He wants to take you to see Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End. yes;
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 05:43:13 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 23, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
You used the wrong "you're," so if anything, he should've slapped you. awesome;
No one fucking gives a shit.
VALIDATE VALIDATE VALIDATE VALIDATE VALIDATE VALIDATE VALIDATE VALIDATE
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 23, 2007, 05:44:09 PM
He wants you.
Bassir, secure your woman.
I'M FILMING IT. I MIGHT STEP IN IF IT GETS TOO HOT, THOUGH.
Quote from: Lawlz on May 23, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
You used the wrong "you're," so if anything, he should've slapped you. awesome;
He's the one who used the wrong you're. Kids get slapped for using "grammar". educate;
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 23, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
You used the wrong "you're," so if anything, he should've slapped you. awesome;
He's the one who used the wrong you're. Kids get slapped for using "grammar". educate;
Both sound the same in speech. It was clearly a fault of your own. magician;
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
Quote from: Lawlz on May 23, 2007, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 23, 2007, 05:42:34 PM
You used the wrong "you're," so if anything, he should've slapped you. awesome;
He's the one who used the wrong you're. Kids get slapped for using "grammar". educate;
Both sound the same in speech. It was clearly a fault of your own. magician;
Who cares. Grammar finals are over.
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
Not grounds for giving up your virginity. educate;
RUN LIKE THE WIND, HIME, RUN!
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
It doesn't matter, it might be a hot geek squad, and some blueballed jocks.
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
...
Nah, wait for the guy who could become a famous musician
Quote from: V on May 23, 2007, 05:49:22 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
Not grounds for giving up your virginity. educate;
RUN LIKE THE WIND, HIME, RUN!
I can defend myself. I have before.
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: V on May 23, 2007, 05:49:22 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
Not grounds for giving up your virginity. educate;
RUN LIKE THE WIND, HIME, RUN!
I can defend myself. I have before,
When it's a guy who wants sex, it's amazingly hard.
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: V on May 23, 2007, 05:49:22 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
Not grounds for giving up your virginity. educate;
RUN LIKE THE WIND, HIME, RUN!
I can defend myself. I have before,
The goo 'ol Nutcracker amirite?
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
"Smart jock"?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
I'd fear for my life, Princess. IT's either they're gonna make you join the geek squad or go all SUPER BUKKAKE PARTY on you. You'll never be the same.
I'm up for some bukkake. thumbup;
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:49:04 PM
Who cares. Grammar finals are over.
I care, obviously.
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
"Smart jock"?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
You're just jealous. awesome;
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:53:43 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
"Smart jock"?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
You're just jealous. awesome;
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
"Smart jock"?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
Somehow, smart jocks actually exist, or at least they do in my school.
Quote from: Lawlz on May 23, 2007, 05:53:03 PM
I care, obviously.
No one cares about what you think.
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:53:43 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
"Smart jock"?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
You're just jealous. awesome;
IN NEW YORK, IT'S EITHER A JOCK OR A SMART PERSON. NEVER HAVE A MET ONE THAT'S BOTH.
Probably ask you out. He likes you so watch out.
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
"Smart jock"?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
One time I read (I REED SOMETIMES, lol lobby) that jocks (if dey feel like it) are smarter than a person that doesn't do anything, because their blood is well circulated.
But brad iz stil stupids <333
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:53:43 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 23, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
But he's not ugly at all. And he's smart and he's a jock...
"Smart jock"?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
You're just jealous. awesome;
Don't go. You'll have your virginity forcefully taken.
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:58:42 PM
Don't go. You'll have your virginity forcefully taken.
SMART JOCKS HAVE SMALL PENISES BECAUSE THEY TAKE STEROIDS. caterpie;
Quote from: Bassir on May 23, 2007, 06:00:28 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 23, 2007, 05:58:42 PM
Don't go. You'll have your virginity forcefully taken.
SMART JOCKS HAVE SMALL PENISES BECAUSE THEY TAKE STEROIDS. caterpie;
I remember that from Sons of Butcher.
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