I couldn't really come up with anything good after the dildo time machine in the Boyah Goes Into The Past one. Not enough material for me to work with. Speaking of that, if you want to go and continue that one, be my guest. Just ask. Here, anyone can die. That makes it even better. Plus, everyone can technically be in this since it deals with zombies. So, this will be the most epic one, I say. If this one actually ends up good, a sequel will be in the works.
Introduction
Classictyler from the Boyah Goes to Prison series comes on the scene. CT says, "Sit down, you damn nigger before I rape you. So, you want to read a self indulgent fan-fic... With zombies... You are some sick sons of bitches. Sooner or later, there's gonna be a zombie getting the brains fucked out of it. I can feel it. Anyway, if you have no idea what the fuck a zombie is since you're a total dipshit, a zombie is a dude who was dead but is now alive and the only way to realize kill it is to rape it's head or something. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone, now. It's CT's time."
Nobody listens to my Coffeeshop one. I'll have to make it some time.
wut psyduck;
lol tyler
Put me in it, fucker. argh;
Awesome. Been waiting for a Tyler one. wub;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 22, 2007, 06:12:59 PM
Awesome. Been waiting for a Tyler one. wub;
This is the second one, tard
Quote from: Milad on May 22, 2007, 06:13:29 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 22, 2007, 06:12:59 PM
Awesome. Been waiting for a Tyler one. wub;
This is the second one, tard
He was used as a secondary character before. argh;
Chapter One: The Infestation
Classictyler was watering his beautiful garden, filled with wonderous tulips and orgasmic roses. It had won so many prizes that CT could not keep count. It was one of the pros of being gay. This gift totally overcomes the fact that they aren't considered equals in the world (OH, MY GOD, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES). CT heard moaning coming from behind him. He recognized it as his lover, Lawlz. CT said, "Oh, Lawlz... Round Two? Already? We just fucked each other in the ass only several minutes ag- OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"
Classictyler saw the once magnificant face of Lawlz had been nearly chewed off and his leg had been nearly gnawed off. He was groaning and moving towards him with dark red in his eyes. CT screamed, "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES? THEY'RE RED!" CT tried to help Lawlz to the car but Lawlz tried to eat CT's hand. CT yelled as Lawlz bit part of his hand, "OH, GOD, WHY, LAWLZ? WHY? I LOVE YOU!" As CT began to back away from Lawlz, his neighbor came from behind CT and began to chew on CT's moist intestines. CT screamed, "OH, GOD, ARE YOU FINGERNAILS CLEAN?"
CT was eaten alive by the first batch of zombies...
pwnt
omfwtfnooo gonk;
Tyler, come back alive!
Fucking owned. v;
Chapter Two: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Andrew1911 was running through the streets in his Stanley Kubrick pajamas. He began to scream, "OH, GOD, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! MICHAEL BAY HEARD MY COMMENTS ABOUT ME AND HE'S SENT HIS ZOMBIE ARMY AFTER ME! RUN FOR THE MALL! IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE! THE MALL! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN DAWN OF THE DEAD? The original, I mean. Not the remake. The original was better and the ci-" As Andrew1911 kept on talking to no one but himself, the zombies began to approach rapidly. Andrew1911 finally finished, "And that's why you should never rape a goat. Oh, God, they're still behind me!" Andrew1911 ran for the mall.
Kaz picked up his trusty axe, Sharlene. Kaz whispered, "Sharlene... I need you more than ever. Show these zombies we mean business." Kaz swung the axe at what resembled a homosexual zombie. The axe hit the zombie in the groin. Unfortunately for Kaz, he forget that zombies can feel no pain. Kaz said, "Shit. Bye, Sharlene!" Kaz left Sharlene in the crotch of a homosexual zombie. Kaz heard some crazy guy scream about the mall so that's where Kaz decided to hide out. Better than staying with the homosexual, axe crotch zombie.
stfu, imma rape goats anyways
that wus good
...Mushrooms will be coming soon, I'm sure. Or some drug.
Leaving Sharlene in the crotch of the zombie was good. china;
Chapter Three: Bassir Dies
Bassir dies.
BESTSEST
So fucking creative. v;
FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING, FINALLY FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING.
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2007, 06:34:28 PM
FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING, FINALLY FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING.
Na na na na... NA NA NA NA. HEY HEY HEY. GOOD BYE.
Quote from: Bassir on May 22, 2007, 06:34:28 PM
FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING, FINALLY FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING.
I'll bring you back alive. wub;
See you in Hell, Bassir.
ANDREW, WHY DID I HAVE TO DIE!?
WHO WILL WATER MY BEAUTIFUL ORGASMIC GARDEN!?
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 22, 2007, 06:48:26 PM
See you in Hell, Bassir.
ANDREW, WHY DID I HAVE TO DIE!?
WHO WILL WATER MY BEAUTIFUL ORGASMIC GARDEN!?
I will, with my piss.
Or SM.
Chapter Four: The Mall
The survivors of the zombie outbreak reached the mall and entered inside. They locked the doors to get inside, locking out the deadly zombies. Andrew1911 said, "Alright, gang... Now, in zombie movies, there's still got to be one zombie left over in the mall so look out and make sure to not get eaten by that one. It would really suck to make it all the way to a mall and just end up eaten alive by a zombie." Mariofreak said, "Alright, I'm just going to stand at the entrance of this dark hallway to keep an eye out for this zombie..."
As Mariofreak finished his sentence, a zombie popped out of the dark hallway and began to chew Mariofreak's eyes. Mariofreak screamed, "AHH! THE ZOMBIE! HE'S IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AHHHHHH!" Kaz grabbed a flower pot and smashed Mariofreak to the ground. Mariofreak collapsed. The zombie continued to chew on Mariofreak's eyes when Riosan grabbed a large, metal spike and shoved it through the zombie's head. The zombie stopped moving and our heroes went deathly silent. Andrew1911 finally muttered, "That was cool. Anyway, let's burn the bodies before they come back. Don't want to take no chances, obviously."
Mariofreak opened his eyes and dived onto Andrew1911. He tried to bite Andrew's arm but Kaz grabbed the metal spike from the zombie's head and shoved it through Mariofreak's head. The end of the spike nearly hit Andrew1911's face. Mariofreak fell to the ground instantly. Andrew1911 said, "Well, as you can see, they follow Dawn of the Dead rules, not 28 Days Later rules. So, get 'em in the head, they die. Burn 'em, they die. If they bite you, you become one of them. So, let's burn these bastards."
Our heroes grabbed supplies from the food court and began to burn Mariofreak and the zombie's bodies. They grabbed the charred remains and headed to the roof. LCK grabbed the bodies and threw them over. LCK said, "Well, maybe, zombies enjoy cooked meat. It's a little burnt, though... Ha. I made a funny." Andrew1911 said, "That wasn't funny, dumbass. Just shut up." LCK frowned, "Yes, sir."
...
:'(
Holy fuck I'm awesome. shlick;