So let's say Milad is a hitchiker. One day, Milad gets picked up by a truck driver. While he's sitting there in his seat getting a ride from the nice truck driver, Milad looks back behind the seats and notices a big cage with a monkey in it. So Milad says "Hey, why do you have a monkey in here?" So the truck driver just smirks a bit and says "Watch."
The driver then leans back and unlatches the cage, and grabs the monkey by the throat. While he's holding the monkey, he reaches down with his other hand and unzips his grubby old jeans and lets out his big, pasty dick before quickly returning that hand to the steering wheel. He then puts the monkey on his lap and slaps it across its little monkey face several times as it screams in pain. Beaten and humiliated, the monkey then proceeds to fellate the truck driver slowly. Finally, the driver blows his load into the monkey's throat.
Having finished, the truck driver looks over at Milad and smiles. He says "You wanna try?" Milad grins back and says "Yeah, but you don't have to hit me that hard."
I smiled girl;
I chuckled gentleman;
Not bad caterpie;
I chuckled. That's good, but there's better.
Teehee caterpie;
See, it was funny to me because I heard it in Psychology when we were supposed to be doing our final exams.
Teehee caterpie;
Lawlz. caterpie;
I puked my Double Whopper up. caterpie;
I lol'd. y;
That was pretty good. fro;
This is the most win I've seen in a while, at the same time...
It's ok...kind of gross. ugly;
Who would want to do that to a poor monkey? gonk;
Quote from: V on May 22, 2007, 05:39:51 PM
It's ok...kind of gross. ugly;
Who would want to do that to a poor monkey? gonk;
Furfags
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 22, 2007, 05:40:48 PM
Quote from: V on May 22, 2007, 05:39:51 PM
It's ok...kind of gross. ugly;
Who would want to do that to a poor monkey? gonk;
Furfags
Yeah, well those furfags can yiff in hell. argh;
lal v;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on May 22, 2007, 05:58:12 PM
lal v;
I proclaim you.... "Numbnuts. Now we need a hairy testicle starmark.