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Title: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 04:32:06 PM
 So our school orchestra went on a field trip to Hawaii for a week 2 weeks ago for some school contest trip. And after the orchestra played and did all that other crap everyone went to the beach to relax and enjoy the view and ocean. So after everyone was gone, a kid came back to supposely find his lost cell phone. Then the guide (a teacher) went back to get the kid because the band was going to get dinner; he found the kid behind a huge boulder wacking off to the ocean view. So once the teacher informed the other teachers what he saw, they had along talk and the people called his parents and the teachers told all the students about him without using his name; but everyone knew who it was. And now the kid has'nt talked to anyone for 5 days.

Has anything like this happened in your school?
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: superclucky on May 21, 2007, 04:32:52 PM
It was DemonPrince, the Hawaiian azn.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: mariofreak55 on May 21, 2007, 04:33:08 PM
lol lol lol
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:33:32 PM
Sort of at my old school a kid shit her pants in the library.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: LCK on May 21, 2007, 04:33:39 PM
aaahhh look at that orgasmic oshin aaahhh

Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 04:34:23 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:33:32 PM
Sort of at my old school a kid shit her pants in the library.


eww.... ugly;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 21, 2007, 04:34:49 PM
...I think I just died laughiing.:D
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 04:36:27 PM
Quote from: H.FANTRON on May 21, 2007, 04:34:49 PM
...I think I just died laughiing.:D


lol "I don't know, we made brownies and I think were dead"
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: RAWL on May 21, 2007, 04:34:23 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:33:32 PM
Sort of at my old school a kid shit her pants in the library.
Yeah, she ran our of the library stinking like shit and left her computer and my friend deleted all her work on her school account.

eww.... ugly;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Feynman on May 21, 2007, 04:37:58 PM
LOL? thumbdown;

No.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: The artist formally known on May 21, 2007, 04:39:12 PM
My friend was in a classroom by himself when he was about 17, he just pulled out his noodle and started to make some mayo. Some girl walked by, and he said the classroom had a huge glass window and the lady saw him. She was supposibly a very very attractive female and he got his face all red.

He saw her later and she laughed at him  caterpie;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:42:47 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 21, 2007, 04:39:12 PM
My friend was in a classroom by himself when he was about 17, he just pulled out his noodle and started to make some mayo. Some girl walked by, and he said the classroom had a huge glass window and the lady saw him. She was supposibly a very very attractive female and he got his face all red.

He saw her latter and she laughed at him  caterpie;


Wow. The most I could think of is stories from workplaces I hear.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:44:31 PM
I know this big fat kid whacks it in the school bathroom and it is very easy to know he does.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:44:31 PM
I know this big fat kid whacks it in the school bathroom and it is very easy to know he does.
Don't say it, or I'll tell about what I did to your computer. v;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 04:45:36 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:44:31 PM
I know this big fat kid whacks it in the school bathroom and it is very easy to know he does.
Don't say it, or I'll tell about what I did to your computer. v;

wut?
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: RAWL on May 21, 2007, 04:45:36 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:44:31 PM
I know this big fat kid whacks it in the school bathroom and it is very easy to know he does.
Don't say it, or I'll tell about what I did to your computer. v;

wut?
Thats what I am wondering.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Bushy on May 21, 2007, 04:46:51 PM
I knew these eighth graders who fucked in the Bathroom stall

You could hear wet smacking noises ugly;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 04:47:22 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 21, 2007, 04:46:51 PM
I knew these eighth graders who fucked in the Bathroom stall

You could hear wet smacking noises ugly;


you should have walked in for the fun of it navi;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:33 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 21, 2007, 04:46:51 PM
I knew these eighth graders who fucked in the Bathroom stall

You could hear wet smacking noises ugly;
I just read that and laughed.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Bushy on May 21, 2007, 04:48:26 PM
Quote from: RAWL on May 21, 2007, 04:47:22 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 21, 2007, 04:46:51 PM
I knew these eighth graders who fucked in the Bathroom stall

You could hear wet smacking noises ugly;


you should have walked in for the fun of it navi;
Um, stalls have locks and go all th way down.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 04:49:12 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 21, 2007, 04:48:26 PM
Quote from: RAWL on May 21, 2007, 04:47:22 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 21, 2007, 04:46:51 PM
I knew these eighth graders who fucked in the Bathroom stall

You could hear wet smacking noises ugly;


you should have walked in for the fun of it navi;
Um, stalls have locks and go all th way down.


not the ones in my school, you can go under them yes;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Aha, and what did you do? Shit on it.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Aha, and what did you do? Shit on it.
I put illegal games on eet.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Aha, and what did you do? Shit on it.
I put illegal games on eet.
I always pirate my games nothing happens.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Aha, and what did you do? Shit on it.
I put illegal games on eet.
I always pirate my games nothing happens.
Hold on, phoning the cops who don't care at all because we're Canadian. navi;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Aha, and what did you do? Shit on it.
I put illegal games on eet.
I always pirate my games nothing happens.
Hold on, phoning the cops who don't care at all because we're Canadian. navi;
Aha, Melty Blood is fucking awesome so far.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 04:56:11 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Aha, and what did you do? Shit on it.
I put illegal games on eet.
I always pirate my games nothing happens.
Hold on, phoning the cops who don't care at all because we're Canadian. navi;


sir, in here we say "Imma caling teh cops"
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Necro on May 21, 2007, 04:56:18 PM
What the hell? What kind of fucktards give long calls, and spread the word to everyone else?

You have fucking retards at your school.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 21, 2007, 04:57:50 PM
I never had those kind of stories in my school district... But I heard from one of the people in high school that 2 males were pissing on each other in the shower room...
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: CruelPleasure on May 21, 2007, 04:59:12 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 21, 2007, 04:57:50 PM
I never had those kind of stories in my school district... But I heard from one of the people in high school that 2 males were pissing on each other in the shower room...
Aha. At my elementary school a kid beat up this kid who moved from sudan and pissed on him, the kid got expelled.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 05:00:44 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 04:47:14 PM
Maybe I should just say we stabbed coke cans with the screw sticking out of your bed, but I did something else to the computer itself.
Aha, and what did you do? Shit on it.
I put illegal games on eet.
I always pirate my games nothing happens.
Hold on, phoning the cops who don't care at all because we're Canadian. navi;
Aha, Melty Blood is fucking awesome so far.
Try arcade mode on Final. caterpie;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 21, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:59:12 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 21, 2007, 04:57:50 PM
I never had those kind of stories in my school district... But I heard from one of the people in high school that 2 males were pissing on each other in the shower room...
Aha. At my elementary school a kid beat up this kid who moved from sudan and pissed on him, the kid got expelled.
That's so sad..  gonk;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Bushy on May 21, 2007, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 21, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:59:12 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 21, 2007, 04:57:50 PM
I never had those kind of stories in my school district... But I heard from one of the people in high school that 2 males were pissing on each other in the shower room...
Aha. At my elementary school a kid beat up this kid who moved from sudan and pissed on him, the kid got expelled.
That's so sad..  gonk;
You're joking right? That's hella hilarious
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 21, 2007, 05:08:21 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 21, 2007, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 21, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: acisthebest on May 21, 2007, 04:59:12 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 21, 2007, 04:57:50 PM
I never had those kind of stories in my school district... But I heard from one of the people in high school that 2 males were pissing on each other in the shower room...
Aha. At my elementary school a kid beat up this kid who moved from sudan and pissed on him, the kid got expelled.
That's so sad..  gonk;
You're joking right? That's hella hilarious
Whenever I use smilies it really means I'm sarcastic. (Sometimes, but in this case yes.)
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Pele on May 21, 2007, 05:09:15 PM
Some girl gave a guy head on the way back from our class trip to Washington DC, and they both got expelled.  v;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Wrench on May 21, 2007, 05:17:16 PM
Hahah. Busted. The kid just couldn't wait...
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 21, 2007, 05:18:49 PM
Next time I see you placing an apostrophe where it doesn't belong, I'm banning you.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Wrench on May 21, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 21, 2007, 05:18:49 PM
Next time I see you placing an apostrophe where it doesn't belong, I'm banning you.

Me?  psyduck;
I used it correctly  kratos;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Feynman on May 21, 2007, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: wrenchninja36 on May 21, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
I used it correctly  kratos;


Then why did you ask? Of course it wasn't you. Usually, if a post is unquoted that means they're talking to the topic-starter; not the person above the poster.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 21, 2007, 05:54:01 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 21, 2007, 05:18:49 PM
Next time I see you placing an apostrophe where it doesn't belong, I'm banning you.


fuck you  argh;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Wrench on May 21, 2007, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 21, 2007, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: wrenchninja36 on May 21, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
I used it correctly  kratos;


Then why did you ask? Of course it wasn't you. Usually, if a post is unquoted that means they're talking to the topic-starter; not the person above the poster.

My bad. Guess I wasn't thinking.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 21, 2007, 05:18:49 PM
Next time I see you placing an apostrophe where it doesn't belong, I'm banning you.
SEIG HIEL!
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Samus Aran on May 21, 2007, 06:20:35 PM
This kid in my grade got in trouble for looking at hentai in the school library like two years ago.  y;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Feynman on May 21, 2007, 06:24:46 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 21, 2007, 06:20:35 PM
This kid in my grade got in trouble for looking at hentai in the school library like two years ago.  y;


My friend and I have set kids' wallpapers to Lemonparty many times and haven't got ratted out or caught.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Himu on May 21, 2007, 06:26:05 PM
That Hawaiian kid embaressed me.  argh;
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: SBKT on May 21, 2007, 06:27:58 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 21, 2007, 06:26:05 PM
That Hawaiian kid embaressed me.  argh;
Not as embarassing as being a 70 year old with an exploded depends diaper, though. D: it happened at the mall and the janitor was a dope.
Title: Re: Kid Masturbates in Hawaii
Post by: Feynman on May 21, 2007, 06:29:18 PM
Quote from: Princess on May 21, 2007, 06:26:05 PM
That Hawaiian kid embaressed me.  argh;


I'm perfectly happy with the fact that a New Yorker wore a Hitler costume to school. spam;