but i don't want her
what do i do
kill her with your penis
shoot her in the face while she's giving you a blowjob
at least then she can die happy
Then don't give it to her? doodthing;
you dont necessarily have to be with her in order for her to have your cock you know...
Get her to give you a blowjob on your computer chair while you watch POV blowjob porn.
goddamn it wrench, get to 2nd base already.
you've had that girlfriend for like 17 years.
Quote from: Boyager on September 01, 2008, 07:21:05 AM
goddamn it wrench, get to 2nd base already.
you've had that girlfriend for like 17 years.
Laughter adorned my face and being as this was read and processed.
Quote from: Boyager on September 01, 2008, 07:21:05 AM
goddamn it wrench, get to 2nd base already.
you've had that girlfriend for like 17 years.
learn your bases
Quote from: Boyager on September 01, 2008, 08:23:37 PM
learn your bases
I thought it was third base. befuddlement lmao.
What are the bases? psyduck;
Quote from: Boyager on September 02, 2008, 07:55:06 AM
lawl, i love you
no i'm serious...What are the bases? psyduck;
1st is like making out
2nd is hand job/feeling up
3rd is blowjob
home is BUTTSECKS
Quote from: Boyager on September 02, 2008, 08:41:34 AM
1st is like making out
2nd is hand job/feeling up
3rd is blowjob
home is BUTTSECKS
I thought it was:
1. French kiss
2. Topless
3. blow/handjob
4. balloon animals
Quote from: Boyager on September 03, 2008, 07:05:03 AM
I thought it was:
1. French kiss
2. Topless
3. blow/handjob
4. balloon animals
yes