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Title: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 04:06:28 PM
http://status.boyah.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5.0;attach=1

get it

PLAY IT

LOVE IT

If you're a Windows user:

1. Get Python from http://www.python.org/download/

2. Extract the files

3. Play the game in the interpreter by opening the file in it (right click and "edit with IDLE", if that's what you have) and clicking Run > Run Module. To play it on the command line (at the expense of cut-off text) just open the file from Windows Explorer.

4. enjoy nigga

one month anniversary: fixed download link (as if anyone actually wanted to play it)
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0
Post by: Daddy on August 26, 2008, 04:11:55 PM
<<!>> examine object

Not worth looking at.

[]

<<!>> fuck you

I'm as confused as you are. If you need 'help', just enter it in the command field.

[]

<<!>>
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 04:21:18 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on August 26, 2008, 04:11:55 PM
<<!>> examine object

Not worth looking at.

[]

<<!>> fuck you

I'm as confused as you are. If you need 'help', just enter it in the command field.

[]

<<!>>

<<!>> fuck

Well, that's just not nice!
[]

<<!>> fuck you

Well, that's just not nice!
[]

WACKASS NIGGAS
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0
Post by: KonohaShinobi on August 26, 2008, 04:27:42 PM
What the fuck? How do I open the door?
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 04:39:36 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 26, 2008, 04:27:42 PM
What the fuck? How do I open the door?

idk [:

It's not "open door". It starts with go _____; this applies to all doors.
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: Tri4se on August 26, 2008, 04:40:11 PM
I can't read the all of the introduction. It cuts off, and I can't get the window to stretch.


why
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 04:44:13 PM
Quote from: Captain Tri4se on August 26, 2008, 04:40:11 PM
I can't read the all of the introduction. It cuts off, and I can't get the window to stretch.


why

Stop playing in the command line. IT SUCKS baddood;
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 04:50:53 PM
Quote from: AlienJMV290 on August 26, 2008, 04:46:57 PM
No thank you.  baddood;

we made this game from scratch baddood;
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: superclucky on August 26, 2008, 04:51:15 PM
I thought it was going to be a fun game.
God damn it lawlz. ;_;
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: KonohaShinobi on August 26, 2008, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Purloiner of Hares on August 26, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
does lawlz have access to boyah's FTP or did jim put this up

he's banned
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 04:55:06 PM
Quote from: Purloiner of Hares on August 26, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
does lawlz have access to boyah's FTP or did jim put this up

no i did

jim bean said i could upload it to the homepage

i'm an author you know baddood;
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 05:18:45 PM
So you guys beat it, right?
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: Feynman on August 26, 2008, 05:21:21 PM
source

Code Select

i am a bowl of dicks

Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: Feynman on August 26, 2008, 05:22:33 PM
AH, SO THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE?

NO RELEASING THE SOURCE? AH, YOU CLOSED SOURCE BASTARDS
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 05:24:07 PM
Quote from: Bassir on August 26, 2008, 05:22:33 PM
AH, SO THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE?

NO RELEASING THE SOURCE? AH, YOU CLOSED SOURCE BASTARDS

um the zip contains the source and you don't need to help people cheat baddood;
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: Feynman on August 26, 2008, 05:25:28 PM
Quote from: Zidone on August 26, 2008, 05:24:07 PM
um the zip contains the source and you don't need to help people cheat baddood;


BUT WHAT IF THERE'S MALWARE INSIDE THERE

Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 26, 2008, 05:28:34 PM
Quote from: Bassir on August 26, 2008, 05:25:28 PM
BUT WHAT IF THERE'S MALWARE INSIDE THERE



um i'm pretty sure anyone really worried about malware could just find the source themselves without running the file nigger
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: Nate on August 26, 2008, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: Zidone on August 26, 2008, 05:18:45 PM
So you guys beat it, right?


no
Title: Re: zidork zéro v1.0 - THIS IS WHAT LAULS AND I WERE DOING ALL SUMMER
Post by: Samus Aran on August 26, 2008, 11:08:29 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 26, 2008, 04:53:45 PM
he's banned


um you don't have to be unbanned to use an FTP client
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on August 27, 2008, 03:09:49 PM
you can now melt your face off anywhere, anytime thumbup;
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: Classic on August 29, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Game sucks.
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 03:29:23 AM
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on August 29, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Game sucks.
i'm not saying our game is anywhere near being good, but you're the one constantly bragging about those shitty 3d models and becoming a game designer and we're ahead of you with no formal education befuddlement

just so you guys all know, this game was made just to see what i was capable of at the time and i plan on making far better and more advanced things in the future
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: Classic on September 01, 2008, 11:50:37 AM
You're right Lawlz, but the game still sucks.

At least make it somewhat playable.
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 12:03:19 PM
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 01, 2008, 11:50:37 AM
You're right Lawlz, but the game still sucks.

At least make it somewhat playable.
It's completely playable.

Examine everything (most things honestly won't have a description) and enter 'help' for other available commands

also you can try to get objects and use them
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: Classic on September 01, 2008, 11:39:35 PM
Dammit that fight didn't last long.  :(

Oh well. I'll give it another go.
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: The artist formally known on September 02, 2008, 03:59:26 AM
So much shit to download  befuddlement
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 02, 2008, 04:19:32 AM
Quote from: reefer on September 02, 2008, 03:59:26 AM
So much shit to download  befuddlement
python really sh ould be installed on your system by default and if it's not your computer just sucks
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: Nate on September 02, 2008, 08:48:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 02, 2008, 04:19:32 AM
python really sh ould be installed on your system by default and if it's not your computer just sucks


Because Python is used for everything.
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 03, 2008, 12:27:24 AM
Quote from: Nathan on September 02, 2008, 08:48:05 PM
Because Python is used for everything.
python is a popular programming language and it's inexcusable on microsoft/the pc manufacturer's part to not have it installed
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: Nate on September 03, 2008, 02:25:22 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 03, 2008, 12:27:24 AM
python is a popular programming language and it's inexcusable on microsoft/the pc manufacturer's part to not have it installed


Because everybody uses Python to program a game.

You don't need the shit. Right when I was done with the game I uninstalled it because it was useless and taking up space.
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 03, 2008, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: Nathan on September 03, 2008, 02:25:22 PM
Because everybody uses Python to program a game.

You don't need the shit. Right when I was done with the game I uninstalled it because it was useless and taking up space.
python is used for a lot of things

you should uninstall java because it's far less useful than python would ever be
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: Nate on September 03, 2008, 02:35:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 03, 2008, 02:27:34 PM
python is used for a lot of things

you should uninstall java because it's far less useful than python would ever be


Things actually use Java.

You can spout as much shit as you want, people don't need Python.
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 03, 2008, 02:39:47 PM
Quote from: Nathan on September 03, 2008, 02:35:18 PM
Things actually use Java.

You can spout as much shit as you want, people don't need Python.
then why would anyone need java
Title: Re: Zidork Zéro - NOW WITH 1.1
Post by: Nate on September 03, 2008, 02:48:02 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 03, 2008, 02:39:47 PM
then why would anyone need java


lol