my uncle who houses my grandparents says mine do and he helps them with it by prescribing certain medications
all my grandparents are dead
Quote from: Trevor on August 24, 2008, 12:45:43 PM
all my grandparents are dead
that's cause your family is full of fatasses like yourself
Why would I know that
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 12:46:21 PM
that's cause your family is full of fatasses like yourself
both grandmothers died of cancer
and both my grandfathers were tall and skinny as hell, one of them died of heart problems and the other i don't know
FUCK you
Quote from: Trevor on August 24, 2008, 12:47:51 PM
both grandmothers died of cancer
and both my grandfathers were tall and skinny as hell, one of them died of heart problems and the other i don't know
FUCK you
boo hoo cancer :'(
WAHHHHH
Well, as my grandmother on my mother's side has been divorced for well over ten years, probably not and then I don't know if my father's parents are still together or not.
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 12:46:21 PM
that's cause your family is full of fatasses like yourself
is your family full of dumbasses like yourself?
Quote from: Flying Circus on August 24, 2008, 12:51:00 PM
is your family full of dumbasses like yourself?
two well-established physicians, a translator for the military, and a business man spam;
our people live for an average of more than 90 years
and we don't get dirty white people's diseases like cancer
my grandpa's deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaad
They're both dead so I am assuming no.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 24, 2008, 01:05:42 PM
They're both dead so I am assuming no.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to have four.
Quote from: Khadafi on August 24, 2008, 01:08:44 PM
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to have four.
Both as in both pairs.
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 01:03:54 PM
our people live for an average of more than 90 years
and we don't get dirty white people's diseases like cancer
Life expectancy for Afghans in Afghanistan is 44 lmao. An infant mortality rate of more than 1 in 10. Degree of risk of obtaining a major infectious disease: high.
Maybe if they didn't drink from the same water their animals shit in they would live longer, idk.
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 12:48:18 PM
boo hoo cancer :'(
WAHHHHH
Bassir you fucking asshole shut the fuck up.
Uhh...I don't know. Or really care, for that matter.
Quote from: Lozalina on August 24, 2008, 01:16:52 PM
Uhh...I don't know. Or really care, for that matter.
I'm trying not to think about sagging tits and vaginas and drooping cocks and testicles.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 24, 2008, 01:20:13 PM
I'm trying not to think about sagging tits and vaginas and drooping cocks and testicles.
I know my grandpa jerks. I'd rather not go into it.
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 12:57:43 PM
two well-established physicians, a translator for the military, and a business man spam;
BORING
Quote from: Flying Circus on August 24, 2008, 01:13:05 PM
Life expectancy for Afghans in Afghanistan is 44 lmao. An infant mortality rate of more than 1 in 10. Degree of risk of obtaining a major infectious disease: high.
Maybe if they didn't drink from the same water their animals shit in they would live longer, idk.
did you get those during the cold war, you filthy evangelican
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 01:35:15 PM
did you get those during the cold war, you filthy evangelican
Uh, no, 2008, although I'm sure not much has been done to better those numbers since the cold war
and evangelican isn't even a word psyduck; In addition, I'm not even Protestant
Quote from: Flying Circus on August 24, 2008, 01:41:19 PM
Uh, no, 2008, although I'm sure not much has been done to better those numbers since the cold war
and evangelican isn't even a word psyduck; In addition, I'm not even Protestant
oh okay sorry
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 01:03:54 PM
our people live for an average of more than 90 years
and we don't get dirty white people's diseases like cancer
oh so do we <3
except we're white and almost all of us believe in SUPERMAGICS or something related to the occult ;_;
Quote from: Clucky on August 24, 2008, 01:46:47 PM
oh so do we <3
except we're white and almost all of us believe in SUPERMAGICS or something related to the occult ;_;
the skin color of 96% of my family is white
only some of us have tanner skin, like me and my dad
hey bassir no one cares so shut up
Quote from: Houdini on August 24, 2008, 02:54:44 PM
hey bassir no one cares so shut up
shh i'm trying to talk to clucky
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
the skin color of 96% of my family is white
only some of us have tanner skin, like me and my dad
does that include the big noses
Quote from: Bassir on August 24, 2008, 03:01:23 PM
shh i'm trying to talk to clucky
clucky is a figment of jmv's imagination and doesn't actually exist
Quote from: Houdini on August 24, 2008, 03:08:11 PM
clucky is a figment of jmv's imagination and doesn't actually exist
felt is a figment of jmv's imagination and may actually exist in the presence of clucky
Quote from: Lozalina on August 24, 2008, 01:23:39 PM
I know my grandpa jerks. I'd rather not go into it.
WTF how would you ever know a thing like that baddood;
Quote from: Clucky on August 24, 2008, 01:46:47 PM
oh so do we <3
except we're white and almost all of us believe in SUPERMAGICS or something related to the occult ;_;
whats a supermagic? is it anything like a mage or something
ps im pretty positive my gparents doo teh naughteh,i mean what else is there to do, i found porn in there house when they were in florida and i was painting their kitchen. lolz it was that old 70s stuff
Quote from: LJTL on August 24, 2008, 03:54:03 PM
WTF how would you ever know a thing like that baddood;
whats a supermagic? is it anything like a mage or something
its a word felt made up to express his gayness
also regular weird magic stuff like tarot card reading and dowsers :0
Quote from: LJTL on August 24, 2008, 03:54:03 PM
WTF how would you ever know a thing like that baddood;
just by the way he talks, I said I don't wanna go into it
i talk to a lot of people and i dont know if they wank, so how does yer grampa talk? how do you even know??? doodthing;
Quote from: LJTL on August 24, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
i talk to a lot of people and i dont know if they wank, so how does yer grampa talk? how do you even know??? doodthing;
Quote from: Lozalina on August 24, 2008, 04:10:33 PM
just by the way he talks, I said I don't wanna go into it
he goes into shit about his hand to man time and goes on about porn and tits and stuff. okay? it's fucking awkward.
Quote from: Clucky on August 24, 2008, 03:07:37 PM
does that include the big noses
my nose isn't that big
Quote from: Purloiner of Hares on August 24, 2008, 12:59:23 PM
I have only one living grandparent
Same here, except mine is old and paralyzed
they still have their genitalia, so I don't see why'd they'd be losing them any time soon doodthing;
Quote from: Lozalina on August 24, 2008, 04:13:53 PM
he goes into shit about his hand to man time and goes on about porn and tits and stuff. okay? it's fucking awkward.
bahahahaha
my grampa openly refers to my gmas bras as "titty holders"
Yeah, we do it like every other month it's pretty cook.
Quote from: Soup on August 24, 2008, 05:56:28 PM
Yeah, we do it like every other month it's pretty cook.
Pimp.
Well yeah, i mean, It's not too common for two sexless people to get married, and how would they have children, being my parents, without genitals
Quote from: Hiro on August 24, 2008, 06:02:58 PM
Well yeah, i mean, It's not too common for two sexless people to get married, and how would they have children, being my parents, without genitals
Adoption.
No, they do not. Thank jebus.
I only have one living grandparent.
I wouldn't know, but the uncles on my dad's side and my dad all have had vasectomies. OuO
Which hole do they use? The hole with words, the whole with poop, or the hole with babies and blood? befuddlement
Quote from: ââ,,¢Â¥Betaââ,,¢Â¥ on August 25, 2008, 02:46:36 PM
Which hole do they use? The hole with words, the whole with poop, or the hole with babies and blood? befuddlement
My mom thinks anal sex is the most disgusting thing ever. <3
Quote from: Clucky on August 25, 2008, 02:51:14 PM
My mom thinks anal sex is the most disgusting thing ever. <3
Well, what if she takes a dump while your dick is up there?
Quote from: Clucky on August 25, 2008, 02:51:14 PM
My mom thinks anal sex is the most disgusting thing ever. <3
My mom never mentioned anal sex in my sex talk when asking when STDs first originated. Hm...
Quote from: ââ,,¢Â¥Betaââ,,¢Â¥ on August 25, 2008, 02:59:21 PM
Well, what if she takes a dump while your dick is up there?
/b/ said to think of it as moar lube.
Maybe they don't like it up the BUTT HOLE. Let's ask Clucky.