thanks in advance
Don't get cum on things.
Hydrochloric acid
Quote from: Khadafi on August 10, 2008, 11:07:15 AM
Don't get cum on things.
The cum is still on there.
Soap+Water
How do you stain your cum? psyduck; and it's always visible with a black light
fire
Uh... a usual concentrated cleaning solution? Be more careful with your dick? baddood;
remove the penis
badge break
oh i was an idiot and forgot to be an idiot
more cum
wipe your asshole on it
Hhhm, if you can't help being a Messy Marvin, take off you shirt(or pants) before. Otherwise just spot clean. NEVER use your thumb to stop the cum from coming out. It can cause pain and urinary tract infections. :)
Quote from: Boyager on August 13, 2008, 02:06:53 PM
Hhhm, if you can't help being a Messy Marvin, take off you shirt(or pants) before. Otherwise just spot clean. NEVER use your thumb to stop the cum from coming out. It can cause pain and urinary tract infections. :)
who the fuck would do that that sounds more painful than stopping yourself in the middle of a piss myface; myface;
Aim upwards.
I just let it dry so I have yellow crust on my carpet
I hate when people spell it like "cum".
dont beat off
Quote from: Boyager on August 15, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
I hate when people spell it like "cum".
It looks retarded if you spell it like "come" if you ask me.
Quote from: Boyager on August 13, 2008, 02:06:53 PM
NEVER use your thumb to stop the cum from coming out. It can cause pain and urinary tract infections. :)
...who would do that anyway?
Quote from: Boyager on September 17, 2008, 09:02:22 PM
...who would do that anyway?
you had to quote that post
every time i think about this my penis screams in agony :'(
don't do it on carpet then
Quote from: Boyager on August 13, 2008, 02:11:33 PM
who the fuck would do that that sounds more painful than stopping yourself in the middle of a piss myface; myface;
that hurts?
But then how do guys print their name (not cursive) in the snow? wry
Quote from: Boyager on September 19, 2008, 02:09:22 PM
that hurts?
But then how do guys print their name (not cursive) in the snow? wry
By squeezing their pubococcygeus muscle.
Quote from: Boyager on September 19, 2008, 02:09:22 PM
that hurts?
But then how do guys print their name (not cursive) in the snow? wry
Yes, it hurts, but it's not unbearable. However, since semen is a much thicker liquid which
forces its way through, it would be ten thousand times more painful.
i just use a cum rag
Quote from: Boyager on August 13, 2008, 02:11:33 PM
who the fuck would do that that sounds more painful than stopping yourself in the middle of a piss myface; myface;
that doesn't hurt. your crotch is a pussy!
Quote from: Boyager on October 20, 2008, 03:10:55 PM
that doesn't hurt. your crotch is a pussy!
you're retarded
Quote from: Boyager on October 20, 2008, 03:13:35 PM
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i lol'd