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Title: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 29, 2008, 06:43:45 AM

I had a hole in my screen and the raccoons (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)were about the size of a medium-sized (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)dog.

also i fed squirrels peanuts and (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)crackers and cheese and marshmallows (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)and one got to be bigger than a gopher

discuss cute wild (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)animals

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Daddy on July 29, 2008, 06:46:55 AM

I used to throw bread over a fence to feed ducks.

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Post by: FAMY2 on July 29, 2008, 06:52:49 AM

I saw a mama mallard duck and her babies walking around my yard last week. Every time she turned around the babies tumbled all over each other. wub;

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Post by: superclucky on July 29, 2008, 06:57:49 AM

we take care of baby birdies

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Post by: Pyrate on July 29, 2008, 07:37:04 AM

When I was about 4, my mom and I found an injured baby bird on the sidewalk. We took it to the vet. It's probably dead now, though.

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Post by: Cookie on July 29, 2008, 08:16:52 AM

Quote from: KonohaShinobi on July 29, 2008, 07:16:02 AM
there was this hole in the screen of my window, the perfect size for hot dogs, where I would stick my dick in and let the neighbor's dogs suck/lick my penis

This explains a lot of things.

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Wrench on July 29, 2008, 08:29:13 AM

I used to live by a pond and I would bring bread and feed the ducks.

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Post by: Selkie on July 29, 2008, 08:42:34 AM

I used to hand feed a squirrel that would come around all the time.

Then it just one day didn't come....... wry

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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 29, 2008, 12:16:18 PM

I threw bread and stuff into the yard for squirrels and birds or whatever to eat it.
Also a stray cat once walked into our house and we kept it for a day until we realized someone was allergic. baddood;

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Nyerp on July 29, 2008, 01:22:59 PM

lol, I thought you said "...and the raccoons were about the size of a medium-sized hotdog."

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Daddy on July 29, 2008, 01:31:28 PM

Quote from: steal on July 29, 2008, 01:28:12 PM
i used to pretend i was a raccoon and eat dog food

wtf lol

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Nyerp on July 29, 2008, 01:32:10 PM

HAAAAAAAMS INVASION

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Post by: Himu on July 29, 2008, 01:39:56 PM

Quote from: steal on July 29, 2008, 01:28:12 PM
i used to pretend i was a raccoon and eat dog food

i ate dog food once for fifty dollars. [:

but my dad was like "lol what the christ nevermind i thought you wouldn't do it".

all i won was about 20 trips to the bathroom. :(

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Nyerp on July 29, 2008, 02:02:34 PM

Quote from: Spunky on July 29, 2008, 01:39:56 PM
but my dad was like "lol what the christ nevermind i thought you wouldn't do it".

all i won was about 20 trips to the bathroom. :(

what a douchebag doodthing;

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 29, 2008, 02:07:31 PM

Quote from: Psycho Mantis on July 29, 2008, 12:16:18 PM
I threw bread

goonish

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on July 29, 2008, 02:08:05 PM

Quote from: Lawlz on July 29, 2008, 02:07:31 PM
goonish

what?

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Nyerp on July 29, 2008, 02:08:59 PM

Quote from: Lawlz on July 29, 2008, 02:07:31 PM
goonish

uh you're an idiot? doodthing;

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on July 29, 2008, 02:10:27 PM

Quote from: Mask on July 29, 2008, 02:08:59 PM
uh you're an idiot? doodthing;

he must be having an off day.

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 29, 2008, 03:05:20 PM

Quote from: steal on July 29, 2008, 01:28:12 PM
i used to pretend i was a raccoon and eat dog food

oh god lmao

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 29, 2008, 03:06:17 PM

Quote from: Lawlz on July 29, 2008, 02:07:31 PM
goonish

goonish

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Pyrate on July 29, 2008, 04:47:46 PM

I used to eat dog food a lot, and it was only about four years ago. And awhile back I ate dog food at my friend's house and he was like "meaty cocks".

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Trini on July 29, 2008, 05:47:28 PM

Quote from: Pyrate on July 29, 2008, 04:47:46 PM
I used to eat dog food a lot, and it was only about four years ago. And awhile back I ate dog food at my friend's house and he was like "meaty cocks".

I tried this brand of little steak bit thingies. Wasn't too bad.

And I know a girl that ate dry dog shit. :|

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Socks on July 29, 2008, 08:06:30 PM

Am I the only one that shot (and usually killed) wildlife with a slingshot and air soft gun when I was younger?

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Hiro on July 29, 2008, 08:10:30 PM

Quote from: Socks on July 29, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
Am I the only one that shot (and usually killed) wildlife with a slingshot and air soft gun when I was younger?

I killed a rabbit with my friend's bb gun maps;

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Socks on July 29, 2008, 08:31:22 PM

Quote from: steal on July 29, 2008, 08:29:15 PM
i poured salt on banana slugs a few times

Killing bugs, slugs/snails etc... never pleased me. Hunting birds and large game always gave me more satisfaction.

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Post by: Pele on July 29, 2008, 09:17:46 PM

Quote from: Socks on July 29, 2008, 08:31:22 PM
Killing bugs, slugs/snails etc... never pleased me. Hunting birds and large game always gave me more satisfaction.

I used to kill squirrels with a bb gun

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Post by: Socks on July 29, 2008, 09:22:50 PM

Quote from: Majik Most on July 29, 2008, 09:17:46 PM
I used to kill squirrels with a bb gun

Same, sometimes they'd survive the first shot and scurry off making noises.

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Pele on July 29, 2008, 09:24:19 PM

Quote from: Socks on July 29, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
Same, sometimes they'd survive the first shot and scurry off making noises.

I grew up in a philly suburb(mount laurel) and threw my kills over my neighbors fence powerofone;

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Socks on July 29, 2008, 09:26:53 PM

Quote from: Majik Most on July 29, 2008, 09:24:19 PM
I grew up in a philly suburb(mount laurel) and threw my kills over my neighbors fence.

I just put mine in the trash, occasionally I tossed it onto someone's roof.

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 29, 2008, 11:11:33 PM

i kill niggers because it's cool and hang them on my neighbor's tree

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Hiro on July 29, 2008, 11:13:11 PM

Lawlz you need to work out some issues

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Houdini on July 29, 2008, 11:35:05 PM

Quote from: Socks on July 29, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
Am I the only one that shot (and usually killed) wildlife with a slingshot and air soft gun when I was younger?

I killed squirrels with my bear hands.

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Hiro on July 29, 2008, 11:40:49 PM

I killed bears with my squirrel hands

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Post by: C.Mongler on July 29, 2008, 11:45:23 PM

I beared squirrels with my kill hands

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Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 29, 2008, 11:46:22 PM

I squirreled hands with my bear kills.

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Post by: Hiro on July 29, 2008, 11:52:08 PM

Squirrel bears killed my hands with i

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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 29, 2008, 11:55:43 PM

Handsed beard squirrel my with I killed.

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Post by: C.Mongler on July 30, 2008, 05:51:05 AM

Bear killed squirrel hand my I with.

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 05:55:18 AM

Quote from: Socks on July 29, 2008, 08:06:30 PM
Am I the only one that shot (and usually killed) wildlife with a slingshot and air soft gun when I was younger?

I threw my hamster at a wall.

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Socks on July 30, 2008, 08:13:53 AM

Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 05:55:18 AM
I threw my hamster at a wall.

That's fucked up.

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 08:20:37 AM

Quote from: Socks on July 30, 2008, 08:13:53 AM
That's fucked up.

It bit me.

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Post by: Socks on July 30, 2008, 08:24:25 AM

Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 08:20:37 AM
It bit me.

A hamster bit you? Forgive me but the sudden rush of terror that you must have felt does not seem to flow through me.

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 08:35:58 AM

Quote from: Socks on July 30, 2008, 08:24:25 AM
A hamster bit you? Forgive me but the sudden rush of terror that you must have felt does not seem to flow through me.

I was 4.

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 30, 2008, 08:43:43 AM

Quote from: Socks on July 30, 2008, 08:24:25 AM
A hamster bit you? Forgive me but the sudden rush of terror that you must have felt does not seem to flow through me.

how many times were you assaulted by squirrels

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Post by: Socks on July 30, 2008, 10:48:49 AM

Quote from: Lawlz on July 30, 2008, 08:43:43 AM
how many times were you assaulted by squirrels

Can't recall, in any case hunting is far more admirable then purchasing an animal, confining it and then killing it without any sort of challenge.

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 10:53:43 AM

Quote from: Socks on July 30, 2008, 10:48:49 AM
Can't recall, in any case hunting is far more admirable then purchasing an animal, confining it and then killing it without any sort of challenge.

i was bleeding and it wouldn't let go so i threw it and it died. edumacate;

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Post by: Socks on July 30, 2008, 10:55:57 AM

Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 10:53:43 AM
i was bleeding and it wouldn't let go so i threw it and it died

Failure.

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 10:57:03 AM

Quote from: Socks on July 30, 2008, 10:55:57 AM
Failure.

I actually succeeded at ending its life. I was four, so it was a great success.

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Post by: Socks on July 30, 2008, 10:58:17 AM

Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 10:57:03 AM
I actually succeeded at ending its life. I was four, so it was a great success.

Failure.

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 11:10:06 AM

Quote from: Socks on July 30, 2008, 10:58:17 AM
Failure.

attacking animals for no reason is a more of a failure than defending one's self from a rodent. powerofone;

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Post by: Nyerp on July 30, 2008, 11:31:55 AM

Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 11:10:06 AM
attacking animals for no reason is a more of a failure than defending one's self from a rodent. powerofone;

lol you needed defense from a rodent

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 11:33:42 AM

Quote from: Mask on July 30, 2008, 11:31:55 AM
lol you needed defense from a rodent

it is no joking matter. rats are rodents and look at Medieval Europe. caterpie;

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Post by: Classic on July 30, 2008, 11:45:32 AM

Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 11:33:42 AM
it is no joking matter. rats are rodents and look at Medieval Europe. caterpie;

Except for the fact that the plague isn't around anymore. <3

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Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2008, 11:46:21 AM

Quote from: They Call Me Classic on July 30, 2008, 11:45:32 AM
Except for the fact that the plague isn't around anymore. <3

neither is the hamster

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Post by: FAMY2 on July 30, 2008, 11:47:51 AM

Quote from: They Call Me Classic on July 30, 2008, 11:45:32 AM
Except for the fact that the plague isn't around anymore. <3

Consider rabies then. Better dead rodent than rabies.

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Post by: Classic on July 30, 2008, 11:49:05 AM

Quote from: Clair on July 30, 2008, 11:47:51 AM

Consider rabies then. Better dead rodent than rabies.

Oh, please. Don't encourage his killing behaviors. baddood;

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Post by: YPrrrr on July 30, 2008, 11:53:27 AM

Quote from: They Call Me Classic on July 30, 2008, 11:45:32 AM
Except for the fact that the plague isn't around anymore. <3

Sure it is, just not in modern nations

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Post by: Placebo Headwound on July 30, 2008, 12:09:45 PM

Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 11:46:21 AM
neither is the hamster

I lol'd.

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Post by: Classic on July 30, 2008, 12:10:24 PM

thief used to cram his weenier down my mouth :o

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Post by: Garahe on July 30, 2008, 06:55:38 PM

I brained a duck with a rock once. baddood;

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Post by: [hedy]Zidone on January 10, 2009, 10:07:52 PM

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Post by: Nyerp on January 10, 2009, 10:10:05 PM

(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/87/haaaaaaaamsdw6.png)

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Post by: Samus Aran on January 10, 2009, 10:10:20 PM

HAAAAMS made this thread better

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Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on January 10, 2009, 10:13:00 PM

I just fed seagulls and ducks today with 4 loaves of bread. hocuspocus;

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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 10, 2009, 10:13:55 PM

WELCOME BACK, OLD ME

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Post by: Daddy on January 11, 2009, 12:37:58 AM

Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on July 30, 2008, 11:46:21 AM
neither is the hamster

I choked when I read this. wariodood;

Title: Re: I used to cram weiners through my window and feed them to raccoons.
Post by: Nyerp on January 11, 2009, 09:28:48 AM

Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 11, 2009, 12:37:58 AM
I choked when I read this. wariodood;

Punishment for your sins against great Atheismo. n_u

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Post by: Hiro on October 23, 2011, 08:08:12 PM

HAAAAMS

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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on October 23, 2011, 08:31:38 PM

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