"Mom. Can I change my schedule before school starts?"
"What to, honey?"
"I'm knocking out world Geography for My foreign language."
"What are you changing your language to this time?"
"Japanese."
"They don't offer japanese as a real course and it's a pain to change your schedule and I can't do it whenever just because you ask."
"Funny how you know that it isn't offered yet people who are actually in the school tell me that it is."
"I'll deal with it later".
ITT we discuss parents who think everything is how they think it is baddood;
i think all moms are like that lol
My parents think they know everything... till I prove them wrong.
My parents hit me for correcting them. doodthing;
Quote from: JMV on July 23, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
My parents hit me for correcting them. doodthing;
:(
Quote from: JMV on July 23, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
My parents hit me for correcting them. doodthing;
I lol'd.
I think all parents are like that. And all parents think their kids are like that. baddood;
Quote from: Psycho Mantis on July 23, 2008, 07:01:41 PM
I think all parents are like that. And all parents think their kids are like that. baddood;
Yep, that's the way of life.
They usually come to me for answers.
If I don't know, we're doomed. doodthing;
Quote from: JMV on July 23, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
My parents hit me for correcting them. doodthing;
hey me2
I never had parents or guardians, so I'm not troubled by this.
Quote from: JMV on July 23, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
My parents hit me for correcting them. doodthing;
That happened last night to me, too.
WTF is wrong with you weak as children? I hit my parents when they correct me.
No matter how right I am, if I correct them they call me a smartass and say I'm just backtalking
Quote from: Socks on July 24, 2008, 06:51:37 AM
WTF is wrong with you weak as children? I hit my parents when they correct me.
I feel bad for them, so I let their transgressions slide.
Quote from: Socks on July 24, 2008, 06:51:37 AM
WTF is wrong with you weak as children? I hit my parents when they correct me.
I'm guessing they never had the chance to correct your grammar or spelling. caterpie;
Quote from: JMV on July 24, 2008, 06:53:59 AM
I'm guessing they never had the chance to correct your grammar or spelling.
Do you wanna get beat too?
Quote from: Socks on July 24, 2008, 06:55:04 AM
Do you wanna get beat too?
Polly wanna cracker? baddood;
brb admin fight
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 24, 2008, 03:11:07 AM
I never had parents or guardians, so I'm not troubled by this.
how does that work befuddlement
my parents think i'm too american nigger
Quote from: Bassir on July 25, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
my parents think i'm too american nigger
ellowell
Quote from: JMV on July 23, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
My parents hit me for correcting them. doodthing;
Yeah, my mom has hit me a few times for correcting her. doodthing;
My parents zero in on my tone of voice when I correct them. baddood;
Quote from: Bassir on July 25, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
my parents think i'm too american nigger
Mine too. fukken
My father thinks I'm anti-American.
Quote from: NIGGER LOVER on July 25, 2008, 06:02:52 PM
My father thinks I'm anti-American.
He might have a point.
Quote from: Socks on July 25, 2008, 07:43:25 PM
He might have a point.
if you support a conservative candidate, you're anti-american
And that's a fact.
I think you need to separate opinion from fact there.
Quote from: Socks on July 25, 2008, 08:08:51 PM
I think you need to separate opinion from fact there.
it's a fact so nothing needs to be separated
My Mom is a physicist edumacate;
Quote from: NIGGER LOVER on July 25, 2008, 08:09:52 PM
it's a fact so nothing needs to be separated
Congratulations, you have proven how a new generation of retarded parents is being formed.
Quote from: Socks on July 25, 2008, 10:43:31 PM
Congratulations, you have proven how a new generation of retarded parents is being formed.
I would say look who's talking, but...
Beat for correcting your parents? What the fuck?
My parents act nothing like that. doodthing;
Quote from: Socks on July 25, 2008, 10:43:31 PM
Congratulations, you have proven how a new generation of retarded parents is being formed.
What makes you think Lawlz would be a parent
I tend to avoid my mom as much as possible.
She's been getting to be more of a dick to me lately
Quote from: Mask on July 26, 2008, 08:37:53 AM
I would say look who's talking, but...
But it wouldn't make sense.
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
But it wouldn't make sense.
because no woman would voluntarily have sex with you
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
But it wouldn't make sense.
You are really beginning to strike me as the type of father who would beat his little shits to a fine pulp for just the slightest drop of a pin.
Quote from: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz on July 26, 2008, 08:01:36 PM
because no woman would voluntarily have sex with you
I think you might have missed a few memos.
Quote from: Yoseph on July 26, 2008, 08:03:08 PM
You are really beginning to strike me as the type of father who would beat his little shits to a fine pulp for just the slightest drop of a pin.
I'd strike you indeed, but not my future children.
Quote from: Yoseph on July 26, 2008, 08:03:08 PM
You are really beginning to strike me as the type of father who would beat his little shits to a fine pulp for just the slightest drop of a pin.
didn't he already say he'd beat his son if he was gay
Quote from: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz on July 26, 2008, 08:04:46 PM
didn't he already say he'd beat his son if he was gay
Nope, not like I think I'll have to worry about that.
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:06:10 PM
Nope, not like I think I'll have to worry about that.
oh, i get it[spoiler]You're a eunuch. [/spoiler]
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:06:10 PM
Nope, not like I think I'll have to worry about that.
I thought you were Albanian, not Persian.
Quote from: Yoseph on July 26, 2008, 08:09:30 PM
I thought you were Albanian, not Persian.
I'm going off probability, most people are not gay.
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:11:52 PM
I'm going off probability, most people are not gay.
i believe about 1/10 men are
or 3/5 boyagers
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:06:10 PM
Nope, not like I think I'll have to worry about that.
yeah, just get him vaccinated so he doesn't catch the gay
Quote from: JMV on July 26, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
yeah, just get him vaccinated so he doesn't catch the gay
My blood will flow in his/her vains, I am immune. n_u
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:17:31 PM
My blood will flow in his/her vains, I am immune. n_u
Hmmmm... In that case, we should put you to sleep and donate your body to science.
Quote from: Yoseph on July 26, 2008, 08:19:01 PM
Hmmmm... In that case, we should put you to sleep and donate your body to science.
You're on a roll with bad jokes tonight.
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 08:25:06 PM
You're on a roll with bad jokes tonight.
Who's laughing? doodthing;
Quote from: Yoseph on July 26, 2008, 08:27:14 PM
Who's laughing? doodthing;
No one because the jokes suck
Quote from: Socks on July 26, 2008, 09:00:06 PM
Seems to be some sort of image.
Do you have a fever? baddood;
Quote from: Lalie on July 25, 2008, 05:11:11 PM
My parents zero in on my tone of voice when I correct them. baddood;
omg me too
Quote from: JMV on July 26, 2008, 09:01:03 PM
Do you have a fever? baddood;
I got a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is
[spoiler]MOAR COWBELL caterpie;[/spoiler]
Hiro, you're predictable. <3
Classic I love you
I love me too. giggle;
Quote from: Soundwave on July 26, 2008, 08:44:40 PM
No one because the jokes suck
Fuck you guys. I wasn't trying to be funny.
honestly my parents don't interfere with my school life at all. it's awesome. they only get involved when they periodically check my grades, and if they see something wrong they'll ask me about them and i'll usually give them false reassurance that the teacher is just a dumbass when it's usually just me being lazy, but i normally get by on my natural brains and end up just fine. they couldn't care less what classes i'm taking. they trust me to take the classes i need, and i trust myself to too. i'm not going to load myself with stupid classes like extra PE classes or extra drama when things like science aren't required anymore.
Quote from: Yoseph on July 27, 2008, 12:24:35 PM
Fuck you guys. I wasn't trying to be funny.
If you weren't trying then why throw a bitchfit when someone says you're not funny at all?
Quote from: Silent Rob on July 27, 2008, 04:33:35 PM
If you weren't trying then why throw a bitchfit when someone says you're not funny at all?
Because I'm tired of everyone treating me like shit.
Quote from: Yoseph on July 27, 2008, 06:57:26 PM
Because I'm tired of everyone treating me like shit.
Then don't stink like shit.
I love you Yoseph. :(